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Top 42 Impressive Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Impressive pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike.

  2. I'm not trying to impress you but I'm batman.

  3. Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.

  4. You have impressive structure...

  5. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest... for real, it’s hot! Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

  6. Hey, girl, lemme impress you with my Valor.

  7. Girl, you're so fine you could make an impression on Monet.

  8. This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

    Is your dad in prison?
    "no, why?"
    If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

  9. Damn girl are you wet cement

    Cause I want to make a lasting impression on you

  10. I'm not trying to impress you but.... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.

Funny impressive pickup lines

Are you a Christian girl?
Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

Best pickup line ever?

I read this somewhere and was so impressed by it like whoaaaa..
It goes.."Baby if you were McDonald's and I was Nike..I would be doing it and you would be just lovin it.."

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

A pickup name for “Leilani”

Please señors and señoras, I gotta impress her

You look very nice i'm very impressed

Can i shit on your chest?

I Need to Impress my Girlfriend
What should i do???? i need best lines for impressing her

Italian captain needed

I am trying to impress this italian girl but I am shit at italian. Any pickup line recommendations?

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you?
I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall.
So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch.
All the Whos down in Whoville,
With jintinglers and gardoombas,
Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

I want to impress a cute stranger with my book choice. What would you pick?

LDC camp taught you impressive leadership skills, because you just led my heart to yours.

I’ve never seen a cow horn so big. Impressive.

I hear you’ve got an impressive blockfolio.

Luci has been stuck in the cage for years and isn't easy to impress. You better think this one out.

I’m just admiring you. It’s impressive how you’ve handled everything.

If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.

I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression. I'm actually taller and richer than I look.

Baby you're so fine you could make an impression on MONET.

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.

Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse cock.

If you think my Twitter is impressive, you should see my Vine.

Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.

Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Your customer interface is impressive.