"As an introvert, I find my world quiet. But your presence? That's the soundtrack I wouldn't mind."

"Your smile feels like the perfect escape from a crowded room; can we find our own cozy corner together?"

"Are you a good book? Because this introvert finds your chapters intriguing, and I'm smiling even when I cry."

ISTPs, huh? I guess that explains why you're drawn to my mysterious and introverted charm. Ready for some intellectual banter?

I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you, melting this introvert's reserve away.

"Are you a dark meme? Because you pull me into your world with your intriguing mystery and unpredictable humor."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because despite my introverted nature, I'm definitely feeling a connection."

"Is your heart as analytical as your mind? Because I've been trying to interpret these feelings you've graphed onto mine."

"Hey, I'm a pathologist... could I take the path to your heart, or is it too introverted?"

"Are you a book? Because I want to stay in and get lost in your story."

"So you're saying we're like a sitcom duo? You're the introverted grump and I'm the charming extrovert. Sounds like a hit show!"

Haha, perfect! I'll bring a megaphone just in case. Let's see if we can break some talkative records together!

"Are you a library book? Because I’d love to check you out without all the noise!"

"Did it just get hot in here or was it your shyness that lit the spark in my heart?"

Well, consider me your extroverted tour guide. I'll bring out the talkative side in you for sure. Let's vibe and break some silence barriers!

"Are you my favorite comedy show, Rizz? Because you make this quiet guy laugh out loud, even when he's blue."

Introvert and a good listener, huh? That's great because I'm an extrovert with a lot to say! We make a perfect pair!

"You must be a rare gem; your sparkle makes me want to dig deeper and uncover your hidden treasures."

"Do you like quiet places? Because my heart whispers your name every time I avoid small talk!"

"I'm not much of a talker either, but with you, I feel like starting a conversation that never ends."

"Do you like books? Because I'd love to write our own quiet love story together."

"Are you a romcom? Because I'd love to watch you in silence, with laughter, tears, and popcorn."

"Are you Wi-Fi? Because even though I'm introverted, I'm feeling a strong connection."

"You've got a smile that turns introverts into risk-takers. Care to be my thrilling adventure tonight?"

"Do you have a map? As an introvert, I usually get lost in books, but now, I'm lost in your eyes."

"Are you a book? Because I can't stop myself from wanting to know your story despite my introverted nature."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, even from my bedroom."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because even though I'm shy, I'm feeling a connection."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and stunningly attractive.

"You look like someone who appreciates quiet moments; how about we share a peaceful coffee and see where it leads?"

"Are you a romcom? Because your smile is my favorite plot twist that lights up even my darkest meme."

"Are you made of stars, Lily? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I'm shining too."

"I may be an introvert, but I'd go to every social event in the world just for a chance to see you."

"Do you have a map? Because I've been lost in your deep thoughts since the moment I saw you."

"Can we skip the small talk? You seem like someone who appreciates deep conversations as much as I do."

"Your silence speaks volumes, and it's the most captivating story I've ever heard."

"In your quiet grace, I find a world that's sublime, can we explore the essence of silence, one whisper at a time?"

"Your introverted charm, like moonlight, so deep and bright, would you share your secret galaxy with me tonight?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection, even if it's silent and

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, even from the corner of this introvert's comfort zone."

"Are you a romcom? Because your introverted charm has me hooked, and I'd love to explore your darkly humorous side."

"Do you believe in love at first read, or should I walk by with my favorite rom-com again?"

"Are you an introvert too? Because I feel like we’d have the best conversations in a cozy corner together."

"You must be a dark meme, because you add an intriguing twist to my introverted romcom marathon nights."

"Are you a book? Because I find myself wanting to lose myself in your story, chapter after chapter."

"You must be a rare gem, shining brighter in my world of introverted shadows."

"Do you have a map? Because I always get lost in social gatherings, but with you, I've found my way."

Introvert, huh? No worries, I'm like a human extrovert battery – just plug me into good vibes and watch me go!

Haha, well I'm the kind of person who's an extrovert and a bad listener. So, we balance each other out perfectly!

"Are you a book? Because I can't help but imagine us having our own quiet, little story."

"Do you believe in love at first page, or should I read this rom-com to you again?"

"Are you a rom-com? Because every moment with you feels like my favorite plot twist, and I can't put you down."

"Are you a library book? Because I've been checking you out all day in my head!"

"You know, for an introvert, you've unknowingly monopolized all my attention since I saw you."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, even if I prefer being offline."

In a world of noise, your silence sings, beauty in the stillness that your presence brings.

"Are you an introvert too? Because I’d love to share quiet moments and deep conversations with you."

Haha, so basically you're like a rare Pokémon - introverted until you find your trainer (me). Let's vibe and chat up a storm!

"Does your name have WiFi? Cause I'm definitely feeling a connection, and it's the only social interaction I need."

"An introvert? Great! We can charge each other's social batteries. I'll bring the cables, you bring the adapter."

"Your love for romcoms intrigues me, your introversion is enticing, but it's your dark memes that truly captivate me, darling."

Haha, so basically you're like a rare Pokémon - introverted at first but once caught, you won't stop talking. I'll bring my Pokéball! 😉

"I might be an introvert but the moment I saw you, all my thoughts went loud and clear."

Well, consider me your vibe conductor! I'll bring out the talkative side of you faster than a sale at a shoe store! 🙃

Are you a book? Because I can't seem to put you down... unless it's time for my alone time.

"Can we skip the small talk? As an introvert, I find your silence speaks volumes of beauty to me."

Haha, so basically you're a "selectively extroverted" person? I like it, let's see if we can bring out that chatterbox in you! 😉

"I don't always venture out of my comfort zone, but for you, I'd love to explore an endless conversation."

"I'm not a fan of crowds but in the romcom of my life, you're the leading lady I'd brave any scene for."

"Do you believe in fairy tales? Because you're the most enchanting book I've ever read."

"You know, as an introvert I don't typically open books, but for you, I'd love to read all the chapters."

"You're like a complex theorem, the more I try to understand you, the more intrigued I become."

Ah, the classic introvert-extrovert combo! Don't worry, I'm like a human energy drink - we'll balance each other out perfectly! 🚀

Hey, I noticed your quiet confidence from across the room. Mind if I join your world of mystery?

"If silence was a language, your eyes would be the most captivating story, Lily. Can I listen?"

"You may be quiet, but your smile speaks volumes. It's like a hidden treasure waiting to be discovered."

"I bet even your silence is more fascinating than a million conversations. Mind if I join the quiet symphony?"

"Are you an introvert too? Because I can’t hear you over the sound of my social anxiety!"

"Hey Lily, you may be quiet, but your presence speaks volumes. Mind if I join your world for a while?"

"Are you a book? Because I can't stop myself from checking you out, even when I'm in my comfort zone."

Ah, a fellow introvert! Don't worry, I'll do all the talking and you can just nod and smile. It's a win-win situation! 🤣

"I'm an introvert seeking his special quiet place. Can that place be next to you?"

"Are you made of stars? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I'm gazing at a constellation."

"Your introverted charm is like a secret language only we know, care to explore this connection deeper?"

Introvert, huh? No worries, I'll bring my extrovert cape and we can balance each other out. Let's vibe!

"Our vibes connect like puzzle pieces; your extrovert to my introvert, a perfect social balance."

"Just like a good book, you've piqued my curiosity and I can't help but want to know your story."

Haha, well I'm the kind of person who talks way too much and is an expert at awkward situations! So, we balance each other out perfectly. 😉

"Are you a book? Because I can't help but get lost in your pages every time I'm alone."

"You know what's beautiful? Reading a good book, but reading you is an epic I can't put down."

"Being an introvert means I love exploring inner worlds, how about we start with yours?"

"There's something about your quiet charm that makes this introvert want to start a loud conversation with you."

"Are you a book? Because every time I talk to you, I can’t seem to put you down."

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?



(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

"Do you like puzzles? Because when I'm around you, my introverted pieces seem to fit together."

"Lily, I admire your introverted nature. Let's uncover each other's secrets slowly, on your terms."

"Are you a book? Because for this introvert, your story is my favorite kind of social gathering."

How to get laid as a bartender?

I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.

How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.

If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?


I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.