The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 48 Leads Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Leads pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Leads conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a 3-1 lead?

    Because I want to blow you.

  2. You give me nipples like lead bullets. Not silver ones.

  3. Hey girl, is your leading tone a C# because all I can see coming next is this D.

  4. I searched for "beautiful" on Google Maps

    And it lead me to you

  5. If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?

  6. Your pants are like a stronghold, because inside there is a portal that leads to a place of mystery.

  7. Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

  8. I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I’ll follow.

  9. I just want to run on the trail that leads to you.

  10. How about we find out if my rainbow leads to your pot of gold?

Funny leads pickup lines

[to use with a girl with curves] “call me Mike Tyson from an alternate universe where he’s the lead singer of disturbed”
Cuz I’m down with the thickness

Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.

Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.

Take my hand, I'll lead you to my bedroom.

I want to strap a saddle on you and lead you around with a carrot on a stick.

Are you a mechanical pencil because I want to shove my .02 mm piece of lead in you

Hey baby, is your leading tone c#? Because I could see this night resolving to the D.

You've got to follow that dream, wherever that dream may lead.

Girl, all the maps lead to you.

I saw this ad on my phone

It said ”Hot singles in your area” and it lead me to you

I won't mess with our leading until we are married.

Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.

I maybe lost...

Can you tell me which road leads to your heart.

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Every time I follow my heart

It leads me right to you

I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I'm being lead to Bethlehem.

Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you

My favorite map is the one that leads to you.

Let's follow this current wherever it might lead us.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress, which in turn can cause severe medical problems. So before you turn me down, let’s a get a disability insurance policy in place.

This may be a reach, but can I lead you on the PROM route?

If you can find a path with no obstacles,it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?