The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 37 Leaf Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Leaf pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Leaf tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You make me feel like a leaf.

    Because I’m always falling for you

  2. I have more than a four leaf clover.

  3. Are you a four-leafed clover? Cuz I think I'm getting lucky tonight.

  4. I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

  5. Why don't we go there and grab a leaf to bite?

  6. I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t wear this during sex, but I do leave it idling in the corner, for the carbon monoxide buzz. (Leaf Blower)

  7. Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to hell? (Leaf Blower)

  8. Are you tea leaf? Cuz girl I want to pour on you and drink off you all night long.

  9. Are you a four leaf clover?

    Cause I think I'm gonna get lucky with you tonight

  10. I might as well just change my name to Autumn Leaf

    Cuz i can't stop falling for you


Working leaf pickup lines

I'm a Shinobi of the Hidden Leaf... but you Baby can call me Hokage.

Are you a Nissan ?

Cause I'll never leaf you.

Hey, are you a tree?

Because I can’t leaf without you

How about we head back to my place and see if we can’t void this leaf blower’s warranty? (Leaf Blower)

I don’t need to give you my number. Just follow the noise pollution. (Leaf Blower)

I have a four-stroke engine. What’s your blowing capacity? (Leaf Blower)

I have access to an entire shed full of landscaping gizmos. Have you ever seen a telescoping garden hoe? (Leaf Blower)

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses. (Leaf Blower)

My other leaf blower is a hovercraft. (Leaf Blower)

Sure, it’s bad for the environment, but what’s the point of saving the planet if we’re apart? (Leaf Blower)

There’s a leaf in your hair. Let me destroy it. (Leaf Blower)

These hearing protection muffs remind me of my time in the studio with Aerosmith. (Leaf Blower)

Here, let me blow that eyelash out of your eye, at point blank range. (Leaf Blower)

Work it. Work that twigless sidewalk. (Leaf Blower)

You look beautiful on the leafless lawn that I created using power tools. (Leaf Blower)

We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.

Does it frighten you that I control the winds, like a god? (Leaf Blower)

Do you like men who take grooming seriously? (Leaf Blower)

Didn’t I blow you earlier in the day, or was that a radiant leaf pile at sunrise? (Leaf Blower)

Did you use an Yggdrasil leaf? Because you have given me life.

I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.

Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?

Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.