"Do you come with express delivery? Your muscle-bound figure has me craving for a special drop-off in my tight mailbox."

"Is it hot out here, or is it just your muscles making my heart sweat? Care to deliver your package in my mailbox?"

"Ah, feeling cold? I can't mail you a sweater but how about some warm conversation? It's homemade!"

"UPS isn't the only thing that's big and muscular around here. How about unloading that package in my mailbox?"

"Oh boy, you deliver more than just mail. With those abs, you're delivering dreams, fantasies, and heartbeats."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just your abs glistening under the summer sun while you deliver my package?"

"Is that a package for me in your shorts, or are you just pleased to deliver? Because either way, I'm signing for it."

"Hey handsome, the way you handle those packages with your muscle-bound arms is a priority delivery straight to my heart."

"Your muscles can carry any package, but can they handle the weight of my desire for you under the summer heat?"

"Those abs deliver more than mail, they're delivering a first class ticket to my fantasy."

"Are you ready to handle this package? It's pretty heavy and it may require some... special attention."

"Are you Express Mail? Because my heart beats faster every time I see that you've arrived."

"Is that a special delivery in your shorts, or are you just excited to see me unload?"

"Are your muscles made of postage? Because every time you deliver, my heart's stamp of approval gets stronger."

"You handle packages like nobody else, how about you let me explore the heavy load hiding in your shorts?"

"Your abs glisten in the sun, but it's your thick, sweaty package that has my mailbox yearning for a special delivery."

"Your sweat-soaked abs make me want to express-handle your package in the back of your truck."

"Is your body a package from UPS? Because I'm eager to sign off on those muscular deliveries."

"Are you my mailman? Because you've got the kind of package that needs to be handled with care."

"Did UPS start a new service? Because you're delivering me a package of muscles, sweat, and pure sexiness."

"Is your mail truck as loaded as your shorts? Because I'm ready to handle your special delivery."

"Your sweaty delivery has me signed, sealed, and delivered. Fancy unwrapping your package in my backroom?"

"Hey there, is your body a package? Because those muscles, they're special delivery I've been waiting for."

"Seeing you deliver packages gets me sweating, but it's your package I'm really interested in unwrapping."

"Haha, maybe we should conjure a 'find lost mail' spell. I knew my wizarding skills would come in handy one day!"

"Those abs are the perfect express delivery, but can I explore that extra-large package in your shorts?"

"Those sweat-glistening abs of yours make every package delivery feel like Christmas morning. Mind if I unwrap your gift backstage?"

"Just like Express Mail, I can't wait to deliver all my love and affection to you overnight."

"Only when it comes to believing superheroes exist. Still waiting for my Superman cape to arrive in the mail."

"I guess my follow request got lost in the mail, how about we bypass Instagram and you follow me to dinner?"

"Hey, muscle man, ever need a hand with your heavy package? I promise to handle with care in my tight box."

"Are you a mailman? Because every time I see your abs glistening in the sun, you deliver a special package to my heart."

"Ever considered a special delivery in the back of your truck? I promise I'll be gentle with your package."

"Gotta say, your abs shine brighter than any package I've ever received. How about we do some delivery in private?"

"Hey there, Mr. UPS man, those abs are my favorite package. Mind if I sign for a personal delivery in your truck?"

"How about we exchange roles for once, and let me handle your big, heavy package in the back of your truck?"

"You deliver mail, but could you also deliver some of those muscles to my heart?"

"I've got a special delivery, just for you. Mind if I hand it over in private?"

"That sweat-drenched package looks heavy, need some help unloading it in my tight & welcoming mailbox?"

"Can't help but notice the weight of your package. Care to unload it in my 'mailbox'?"

"Hey handsome, can you handle two deliveries? Because I'm shipping my heart to you along with that package."

Can I get your E-Mail

You know cos E-Mail have more attachments

"If looks could mail, darling, you'd be my express delivery that's always overnight."

"Hey handsome, your abs aren't the only thing delivering, care to drop your heavy package in my ready mailbox?"

"Your abs glisten like a special delivery. Can't wait for you to unload that big parcel in my slot."

"You've got mail! It's a ticket to the most exciting journey - Destination: My Heart. Departure: Whenever you're ready."

"You deliver my mail, but with that muscular shirtless bod, you've already delivered my heart."

If people were electronic mail...

You would definitely be hotmail.

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ...

aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you.

Are you the mail woman?

Cause I’d like you to handle my package.

I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.

I just want you to know: if we hit it off tonight, I still have plenty of time to cancel my mail-order bride.

I hope it rains everyday, so I can bring the package and mails to your front door and hand deliver.

Doesn't you live across from the elementary school? I'd be a mail man so I can stop by your house everyday.

Are you a mail man? Because I want to chase you around a bite you like my dog.

I'm so honored to meet you. I'm kind of a big fan, I've read all of your e-mails

I'm like a mailman, except instead of mail, it's hot kiss that I deliver.

Did you get my junk mail?

If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

"I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you … aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na … I’ll poke you" – Varun Dhawan from Main Tera Hero

w**...: What's that sound? Knight: That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding.

I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.

I'm available. My mail-order Russian bride was lost by UPS.

Aren’t you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?

I was going through your mails and thought maybe we could be together!

Hey, baby, wanna chain my mail?