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Top 20 Mail Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mail pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If people were electronic mail...

    You would definitely be hotmail.

  2. Are you the mail woman?

    Cause I’d like you to handle my package.

  3. Did you get my junk mail?

  4. I'm like a mailman, except instead of mail, it's hot sex that I deliver.

  5. Are you a mail man? Because I want to chase you around a bite you like my dog.

  6. Doesn't you live across from the elementary school? I'd be a mail man so I can stop by your house everyday.

  7. I hope it rains everyday, so I can bring the package and mails to your front door and hand deliver.

  8. I just want you to know: if we hit it off tonight, I still have plenty of time to cancel my mail-order bride.

  9. I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.

  10. I want to spend my time with you like how mailman delivers the mails – taking my sweet time.

Funny mail pickup lines

I was going through your mails and thought maybe we could be together!

I'm available. My mail-order Russian bride was lost by UPS.

Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com

I'm so honored to meet you. I'm kind of a big fan, I've read all of your e-mails

Hey, baby, wanna chain my mail?

Wench: What's that sound? Knight: That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding.

I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.

"I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you … aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na … I’ll poke you" – Varun Dhawan from Main Tera Hero

If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.