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Top 11 Mutual Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mutual pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

  2. Can your bring your feelings for me to church on Tuesday night? Because I’m damn sure it’s mutual.

  3. I wanna put her into my mutual fund. Collect interest on that if ya know what I mean.

  4. Are you death?

    Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

  5. Hey girl. do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.

  6. The greatest marriages are built on teamwork. A mutual respect, a healthy dose of admiration, and a never-ending portion of love and grace.

  7. We are all a little weird and, life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

  8. Those pants look nice on you. They'd look better at the end of my bed... after we developed a long, meaningful, mutually satisfying relationship. Obviously.

  9. Want to experience some Mutual Fun tonight?

  10. I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.

Funny mutual pickup lines

Call me your mutual fund, honey. Because with you, I'm showing interest.