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Following is our collection of smooth Pick Lines chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.

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  6. I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

  7. A girl tried some polar vortex pick up lines on me once. I just gave her the cold shoulder.

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  9. Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.

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Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

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Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower.

Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.

Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy

What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded?

What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded? I'll go first; ''What's the difference between you and an armadillo? I didn't jerk off to an armadillo five minutes ago.''

Electrifying pick-up line
Are you a taser? Because I think you're stunning.

I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.

Best Modern Pick-Up Lines?

Are you a gorilla, because i want you to be my haram-bae

Dirty pick up line

Are you a girl with a working vagina?
Because I would like to have sexual intercourse with you but only if you allow it. If not I would like to tell you that you look beautiful today.

I need one

I need a pick up line for a short girl

Will you be my Quarantine?

COVID19 pick-up line

Situational pick-up line

This one is for a cohabitator that receives a delivery

"a package came for you. i hope i can do the same"

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Oh girl are you the Chandrayaan 2 because it seems we've lost contact

Could use this pick-up line for a woman who hasn't responded in a few days

My signature pick-up line...

“Are you a empty bottle?, Cuz I wanna fill you.”

You should cancel that uber

Bcoz I am here to pick you up

(from Battle of Pick-up lines)

You remind me of a tree

Cause all I want to do is climb on top of you.

What you think I feel like this is basic bitch pick up line.

Help me pls guys

Need the collective brain power of this group to help me think of a pick-up line about skiing. Tyty.

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

Just made this up thanks to you guys..

Are you a pick up line ? because I can't find you in any place except my mind... (can be improved)

Need pick-up line for CJ

Bonus points if it involves a train

How do you tell if a guys from Indiana?

When he uses corny pick up lines like this

Mackenzie or Kenzie?

Got a pick-up line for Mackenzie?

Roses are red, violets are blue

This is the cheesiest pick-up line in the shed
Are you a sheathe ? Because I want to bury my sword into you

Double the rhyme, double the wetness