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Top 27 Prepare Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Prepare chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Prepare to be boarded!

  2. Prepare for an invasion of epic proportions.

  3. Of course I'm prepared! I was a boy scout!

  4. I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.

  5. Woman, prepare to be consumed lustfully.

  6. Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.

  7. We are the Borg! Lower your shields and prepare to be loved.

  8. Frankenstein and I have one thing in common: we are both prepared to receive brain as soon as possible.

  9. Roses are red Violets are twisted

    Bend over and prepare to be fisted

  10. Hey girl, are you the Wehrmacht?

    Because you aren’t prepared for the Bulge.

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You be the wall socket and I'll be the cord
Now prepare to get electrocuted bitch

[Line for Squad] Guarantee she isn't prepared for this

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You're the one.

Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

Loving you every day and every night is the only thing I wish for. Get prepared for a couple of sleepless nights with me as your birthday gift! Happy Birthday Darling!

Baby tonight I am prepared and gladly do it twice, ejecting all the load inside my pump. (Mercy)

Be prepared, I’m really into roll play.

We are prepared for any rhythm

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded. 

Will you go on a date with me? Come over to my place, I will prepare a feast of roasted porks and golden apples.

Prepare yourself, In bed.

Wanna help prepare my condition one weapon?

Stand on the yellow footprints and prepare for receiving

Prepare to mount!

Sha-la-la-la-la-la don't be scared, you got the moves prepared, you want to kiss me, girl.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la don't be scared, you got the moves prepared, would you go to the Prom with me?

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!