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Top 18 Probe Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Probe pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Probe conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Wanna probe?

  2. Let's launch a probe into it.

  3. Hey baby, can I slowly integrate my probe into your existing operations?

  4. Hey, babe, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?

  5. I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

  6. I am really happy to see you, but yes, that's an ultrasound probe in my pocket.

  7. You'll be Mars and I'll be NASA

    Coz i want to get my probe beneath your surface

  8. Hey baby, Can I probe your moist area?

  9. Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

  10. Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

Funny probe pickup lines

I'm lonely; wanna probe?

You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you'd be a completely different woman!

Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?

Come here and let me demonstrate how to shovel probe.

Hey baby, are you a calorimeter? Because you're hot and I'd like to stick my probe into you.

Do you want me to probe you?

You look familiar, have I probed you before?