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Top 20 Process Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Process chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

  2. Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

  3. If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.

  4. Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

    This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

    What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

    What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

    When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

    This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

    While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

    "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

    And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

    Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

    Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

    This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

  5. An error has occurred, please try again!

    Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.

  6. Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

    How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?

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    When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.

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    When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.

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    They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.

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    One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).

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    Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.

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    Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.

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    For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.

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    The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.

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    I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.

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    You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.

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    Also,

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    I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.

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    Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?

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    NO!

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    There is an ultimate one

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    THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!

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    Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.

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    You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.

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    There is another way of perceiving this.

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    Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.

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    From this place there is NO FRAME battle.

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    There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.

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    If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.

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    Interactions become easy and effortless.

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    You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.

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    In summary:

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    Learn to relax, talk slower.

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    Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.

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    Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.

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    See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.

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    DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!

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    Hope it was helpful

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    See you on the next one 🤫

  7. Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower?

    Cause daaaaaaam

  8. Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.

  9. Can I be your Pepto Bismol?

    Cause I'd Love to get in dem gutz

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  10. Dating Rules #1. Use anything as an opening.

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process pickup line
What is a Process pickup line?

Funny process pickup lines

If I were an operating system, your process would be real-time priority.

Oh little processer of my desire!

Well, now you've gone and killed my process.

Life is a process of constantly letting go. Let go of your new life and embrace the new one with me!

This ain't no participatory process baby, you're coming home with me right now.

If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.

Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.

DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day.

This is how I went about it.

One thing you must do is to be constantly learning.

Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation.

You must be always questioning what they are saying don´t just accept what they say at face value.

Even experts have their own blind spots!!

While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions.

So how did I shift my paradigm?

I was always curious.

You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it.

For me it was always about questioning.

When I saw other behaviors, I asked:

“Where am I doing that?"

"Where am I acting like that?”

It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up.

Until you bring it to your awareness!!

Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask “why should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal.

Is there a way to see myself that is better?

I Was always questioning myself and pushing.

Don´t assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it.

Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing?

What alternatives are there?

What reality am I assuming to be true?

For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard.

Is it really?

Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea?

Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun.

You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in.

Instead of just thinking what “did I do wrong. I am so stupid”. You can think “what was fun in this interaction?”

Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing.

Are you always questioning yourself: “WHY AM I DOING THIS?”

A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask “WHY” several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why.

After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community.

I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process.

Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count.

When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think.

Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy.

What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced.

Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. You’re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more.

You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift.

When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results.

Hope it was helpful

Peace

I'll do your process.

If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.