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Top 21 Pudding Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pudding pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You’re so crafty!

    Are you an artisan vegan pudding maker?

  2. We can share pudding together.

  3. Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...

  4. Do you like pudding? Cause I'll be pudding this dick in your ass.

  5. Are you chocolate pudding?

    Because I want to spoon you ;)

  6. Girl, you must be figgy pudding.

    And I won't go until I get some.

  7. Are you a yorkshire pudding?

    Because I want to make toad in the hole

  8. Are You Dessert?

    Because I'll be pudding it in you...

  9. I am so sweet

    My poop is pudding :)

  10. Hey baby!!! Let's see if you can knock me in the water..it's harder than the pudding wrestling.

Funny pudding pickup lines

I’ll be glad to clean off your sweet lips real quick-like, you puddin’ face doll! (Fair's ladies pudding consumption contest)

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this dick in your ass.

I know you want some of this yorkshire pudding.

Seems a pity to miss such a good pudding

Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this dick in your mouth

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

(At the end of a race) I am like chocolate pudding. I look like crap but I am sweet as can be!

Do you want to get some tuna fish and field mouse pudding?

I found the chocolate pudding! And I want more of where that stuff came from.

I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great