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Top 31 Quarter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Quarter pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If i had 4 quarters for the 4 prettiest whamen *ahem* women in the world.....

    You'd have a dollar

  2. Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.

  3. Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?

  4. Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

  5. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

  6. Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

    Because your snack is here.

  7. Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora?

  8. Baby, we'll have a great night together, and it'll only cost a quarter.

  9. Can I borrow a quarter to call my dying mother?

  10. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world

    You'd have 75¢

Funny quarter pickup lines

Are you an arcade game?
I just wanna put a quarter in

Do you want to check out my home quarter?

Hey, are you McDonald's?

'Cause I would like a Quarter Pounding ;)

If I had four quarters for each of the most beautiful people in this world...

You’d be a dollar richer.

Perfect for potterheads

1. Are you sure this is not platform 9 and three quarters coz i can see us heading towards something magical
2. I don't know is HOGWARTS is real or not but magic is i have seen it in you
3. If you know his/her house then here are some particular
3.1 SLYTHERIN - that STUNNING look of yours you must be a SLYTHERIN
3.2 GRYFFINDOR- are you a GRYFFINDOR coz i can feel your aura and pride
3.3 RAVENCLAW-someone as smart as you belong in ravenclaw no doubt
3.4 HUFFLEPUFF-you are just so adorable and sweet
4. did you just used stupefy on me as i am stunned just by looking at you
5. Are you a basilisk coz a froze at the sight of you
6. Amortentia smells like you

Hey girl, do you have Asperger's?
Cause that ass looks like a quarter-pounder.

Guy pulls out a quarter"if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?"

Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.

You could bounce a quarter off that asana!

Girl, this quarter pounder will take you to a whole different level of experience.

Why don’t you try my quarter-pounder?

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams. Think about the incredible conversations we could have about whether or not Peyton Manning is the greatest quarterback of all time!

Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters

Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just... carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

Whoops I dropped a quarter can u pick it up for me while I look at your legs?

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.