Are you a N95 mask?

Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath

Knock knock (who’s there)?Honeybee. (Honeybee who)?

Honeybee a doll and sit on my face?

Hey baby.. Whaddya say we play "Train Conductor"? You can sit on my face and I'll chew chew chew

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I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Hey, you're beautiful.

Sit on my face?

What's the difference between you and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sits higher on my face

I'd hide every chair in the world

Just for you to sit on my face

If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.

You wanna know the difference between you and sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit higher on my face...

You look tired

Do you want to sit on my face?

You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

If you ever get tired, you can sit on my face anytime.

Do you know what's the differences between you and glasses? My glasses sit higher on my face.

When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.

Sit on my face

And I’ll eat my way to your heart.

What’s the difference between you and a pair of glasses?

My glasses would sit a bit higher on my face...

Are you glasses, cuz I'd love if you would sit on my face all day.

People tell me I've got b**... resting face

If you agree, you can sit right here.

Call me Pinocchio, because you can sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.

"I've heard chairs can be tough, how about taking a comfortable seat on my smile instead?"

"I know seats can be a bit rough, but my face promises the softest comfort for such a stunning beauty."

"If you're tired of sitting on those uncomfortable chairs, my face promises a cushioned and more pleasurable perch."

Do you have a map? Because when you sit on my face, I get lost in your beauty!

"Don't settle for an uncomfortable chair, beautiful. My face could offer you the softest seat in the house."

"Forget about those hard chairs, darling. My face promises a seat far more comfortable and pleasure-filled."

Are you made of sugar? Because every time you sit on my face, I lose my voice!

"Chairs might be uncomfortable darling, ever thought of sitting on something more pleasing? Like my face, perhaps?"

"You've been standing too long, gorgeous. Why not rest on something more comfortable - like my face?"

"With a beauty like yours, why waste it on an uncomfortable chair when my face is available?"

"Your stunning portrait caught my eye; can our next frame be a date perhaps?"

Is your face a couch? Because I want to take a comfortable seat on it.

"I know those chairs aren't treating you right, fancy a seat upgrade? My face is always open for VIP."

"Who needs a chair when you've got my face? Your allure deserves the best seat in the house."

"Chairs really don't do justice to your beauty. Would you prefer my face for a more comfy and appreciative seat?"

"Did you know chairs can be such a pain? How about you ditch the discomfort and find solace on my face?"

"Forget those uncomfortable chairs, sweetie. My face promises both comfort and an unforgettable ride."

"Babe, why endure chair discomfort? My face offers a softer, warmer and much more satisfying alternative."

Hey girl I heard they call you mask

Because you’re mandated to sit on my face

"Is your lap a photo frame? Because this face looks picture-perfect sitting there."

"I can't help but notice that the chairs here don't seem comfy, ever considered my face as a better seat?"

Are you a pillow? Because I can't wait to be smothered by your presence.

"Want to know the secret to my silence? It's not a library, it's your presence on my face, as my favorite book."

Are you an angel? Because I'd love for you to sit on my face and chat.

"I could just melt looking into your eyes, please sit on my face and make me feel complete."

"I understand chairs might be a pain, how about trading them for something more pleasant like my face?"

"Those chairs might not do justice to your beauty, how about letting my face be your throne instead?"

"Those chairs may lack comfort, but my face guarantees it - plus, the best view in the house."

Are you a campfire? Because you make me want to be smothered by your warmth all night long.

Did you sit in sugar? Because you got a sweet ass.

Excuse me, but if you sit on my face, I might just lose my ability to speak.

"Is your seat uncomfortable? Trust me, my face is the most comfortable ride in town."

"I've noticed you're not fond of these chairs, how about swapping it for my face - a guaranteed comfort zone?"

"Uncomfortable chairs? Don't worry, my face promises a perfectly cushioned, and rather flirtatious alternative."

"If I were a chair, you'd definitely want to sit on my face. Just saying."

"Ever thought about getting into photography? Your lap sure makes a stunning backdrop for my face."

Hey, do you know the similarity between my glasses and you?

I feel much more comfortable when they sit on my face

"Who needs chairs when a beauty like you could grace my face with your divine presence instead?"

"Chairs might be uncomfortable, but my face promises to be the softest and most luxurious seat you've ever experienced."

"I heard sitting on faces can be quite enjoyable. Care to test that theory with me?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because every time you're near, I'm speechless!

Your beauty silences my voice, leaving only admiration in its wake.

"Are you a photograph? Because every time I see you, I picture us together."

"Is your picture a seat? Because I've been falling for your smile all day."

"Those chairs may lack comfort, but darling, my face offers a seat with a view and a compliment to your beauty."

"Chairs might not be your comfort zone, but my face could be the perfect seat for your beauty."

Do you wanna play trains?

You could sit on my face while i ChooChoo

"Chairs could be rough, but how about swapping it for my face? Guaranteed comfort and a charming smile included."

"Forget those uncomfortable chairs, sweetheart. When it comes to comfort and pleasure, my face is your throne."

"Got an uncomfortable chair? Let me offer you a VIP spot on the cushion of my flirty conversations."

"Tired of rigid chairs, gorgeous? I've got a more comfortable, personal alternative - my face."

Your presence has a way of leaving me speechless - especially when you're sitting right in front of me.

"Ever thought chairs are too rigid? How about my face, it's the perfect mix of comfort and pleasure."

If being smothered by your beauty is a crime, then lock me up forever.

"Darling, I know chairs aren't comfy, but my face could be your throne, because your beauty needs to be exalted."

"If my words are too much, the only mute button is your seat reservation on my face - no WiFi needed!"

"Ever thought about trading that hard chair for something more pleasing? My face is open for reservations."

Are you a pillow? Because I want to be smothered by you sitting on my face.

"If chairs are giving you discomfort, I'd gladly offer my face as your personalized throne of comfort."

"These chairs may not offer comfort, but my face surely would; it's always open for a radiant goddess like you."

"I bet chairs aren't always comfy, but my face? Always a first-class seat for a queen like you."

Do you want to come over to my house and play train?

You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu

Do you know what the difference is between you and my glasses?

My glasses sit a bit higher on my face!

Your beauty is breathtaking, just like the thought of you sitting on my face.

"Chairs not comfy enough? Don't worry sweetie, my face offers an irresistible soft touch."

"If those seats are less than perfect, my face is always available and guarantees utmost comfort for a queen like you."

"Since chairs seem uncomfortable darling, may I offer a better seat? My face is at your service."

"I've got more than just a comfy chair, darling. My face is an all-access pass to comfort and pleasure."

Are you a magician? Because whenever you sit on my face, all I see is magic.

You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

"Those chairs might let you down, but trust me, my face is the softest seat in town."

If you were a queen, I'd be your throne, let me be the place where you sit alone.

Your beauty reigns supreme, I long for your embrace while you sit upon my face.

"Chairs might be hard, but there's nothing more welcoming than my face for a heavenly creature like you."

"Chairs may let you down, but trust me, darling, my face wouldn't dare; it's the perfect throne for a queen like you."

"I've heard chairs can be hard on your back, how about you try something softer like my face for a change?"

"I know chairs can be hard, but my face? It's the softest seat in town, especially for a beauty like you."

Are you a chair? Because I'd love for you to sit on my face.

"These chairs seem rough, but just know my face is always available as your personal, comfy sitting spot."

"Excuse the audacity, but chairs might be stiff. How about we ditch them for a cheekier comfort proposition?"

"I can't promise the chairs here are comfy, but my face is a first-class seat awaiting your divine presence."

If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

Believe me. It works 7/10 times.

Your legs look tired...

Would you care sitting on my face?

Your beauty shines brighter than a star, grace my face and show me who you are.

"Chairs may fail in comfort, but my face promises a seat you'll find hard to resist."

"Not a fan of these hard chairs? I could offer a much softer and pleasurable seat, my face."

Do you have a map? Because every time you sit on my face, I get lost in your eyes.

"That chair can't compare to the comfort my face could offer your beautiful behind, sweetheart."

What’s the difference between you and my glasses? You sit a little lower on my face

"Let's forget about chairs, your throne awaits. My face could provide the comfort you deserve."

"Forget about uncomfortable chairs, sweetheart. For a stunning vixen like you, my face is always the premium seat."

Let your beauty grace my place, sit on my face and make my heart race.

Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, I can't seem to find my words!

Are you an angel? Because I wouldn't mind if you took a seat on my face.

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard so you'd have to sit on my lap facing me.

"I'm sorry if these chairs are not up to your standard, but my face is always available for your royal comfort."

"You have the most beautiful smile, I'd love for you to sit on my face and brighten my day."

"I can see you're not fond of those hard chairs, so how about trying out my face for a pillow instead?"

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

Your smile's allure, sit on me for sure, let's explore love's sweet encore.

Are you a mask?

Because I really want you to sit on my face.

If being smothered by your presence means having you sit on my face, I'm all in.

"Seeing you uncomfortable in that chair is a crime, would you fancy sitting on something softer, like my face?"

If you were a chair, I'd want you to be my favorite seat. Sit on my face?

"Darling, I bet sitting on chairs isn't your style, but my face offers a comfort zone like no other."

"Those chairs may be hard, but darling, my face promises a more pleasurable seat."

"Chairs might not provide enough comfort, but my face? It's available for the most beautiful queen like you."

When you grace my face with your presence, words become a sweet, lost melody.

Can I be your pillow? I promise it'll be the most comfortable place you've ever sat on.

"Chairs might be hard, but my face is softer. Would you be interested in an upgrade tonight?"