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80 Sit Face Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 sit face pick up lines for her and flirty sit face rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about sit face that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your sit face rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny sit face pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty sit face joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Sit Face Rizz

A good Sit Face pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Whats the difference between a pair of glasses and you, i would usually want glasses to sit higher on my face

  2. Wanna play carnival?

    You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

  3. Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight

    If I’m wrong I’ll eat the difference

  4. What’s the fastest way to your heart?

    Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way there?

  5. Sit on my face and i will guess your weight

    And if I'm wrong

    I'll eat the difference.

  6. Roses are red, so are your lips...

    You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

Short and cute sit face pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about sit face are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a N95 mask?

Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath


Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got n**... from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

Knock knock (who’s there)?Honeybee. (Honeybee who)?

Honeybee a doll and sit on my face?

Hey baby.. Whaddya say we play "Train Conductor"? You can sit on my face and I'll chew chew chew

;)

I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?
Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Cheesy sit face Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey, you're beautiful.

Sit on my face?

What's the difference between you and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sits higher on my face

I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

I'd hide every chair in the world

Just for you to sit on my face

If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.

You wanna know the difference between you and sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit higher on my face...

You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

Funny sit face Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Sit Face conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You look tired

Do you want to sit on my face?

If you ever get tired, you can sit on my face anytime.

When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.

Do you know what's the differences between you and glasses? My glasses sit higher on my face.

Hey baby, I want you to sit on my face and let me eat my way out.

Sit on my face

And I’ll eat my way to your heart.

What’s the difference between you and a pair of glasses?

My glasses would sit a bit higher on my face...

Are you glasses, cuz I'd love if you would sit on my face all day.

People tell me I've got b**... resting face

If you agree, you can sit right here.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Call me Pinocchio, because you can sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.

Hey girl I heard they call you mask

Because you’re mandated to sit on my face

Clever sit face Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Sit Face hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Did you sit in sugar? Because you got a sweet ass.

Hey, do you know the similarity between my glasses and you?

I feel much more comfortable when they sit on my face

Do you wanna play trains?

You could sit on my face while i ChooChoo

Do you know what the difference is between you and my glasses?

My glasses sit a bit higher on my face!

Do you want to come over to my house and play train?

You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu

I'd burn every seat in this bar...
Just so you would have no place to sit but on my face

You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

Believe me. It works 7/10 times.

Your legs look tired...

Would you care sitting on my face?

What’s the difference between you and my glasses? You sit a little lower on my face

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

Are you a mask?

Because I really want you to sit on my face.

Smooth sit face Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Sit Face pickup lines make her give you her number.

Are you a n95 mask?

Cuz I want you sitting on my face

By any chance are you a face mask?

Because I want you to sit on my face
Or
Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose

I'd break every chair in the world

Just to have you sit on my face.

What’s the difference between you and cosmopolitan ice cream?

If the ice cream was sitting on my face I wouldn’t be able to keep the pink and brown separate.

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

If I'm a necklace, you must be a mask
I'll wrap around your throat while you sit on my face.

Hey girl are you my gla**es!?

Cuz i want you to sit on my face.

I was planning to buy sunglasses untill I saw you.

"Why?"
Cause I would you let sit on my face no matter what the weather's like.

Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

@ Grace

You are beauty.
You are Grace.
Please sit that kiss on my face.

Hey girl do you ever take the metro on a busy day?

Cuz if you can't find a seat, you can sit on my face.

Today I was super busy moving all the furniture out of my house

Her: Why?

Me: Just making sure that when you come over the only thing you can sit on is my face

Flirty sit face Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Sit Face pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue,

You have nice lips,
Please sit on my face and wiggle your hips?

Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

You should have a clean place to sit.

I'd move all the chairs in the world

So you can sit on my face

Hey, you got that face...

That I can’t wait to sit on

Whats the difference between you and my glasses?

My glasses sit higher on my face

Are you looking for a seat?
Cuz I would break all the chairs in this room, just for you to sit on my face

Rose's are red, violets are great

Please sit on my face because I havnt ate

Did you know that a beanbag is the second most comfortable place for you to sit?

My face is still the first.

Do you think my skull can support your weight?

I say you sit on my face to find out

Hey I cleaned off a spot on my face

"For what?"
"For you to sit on"

Wanna play carnival

You sit on my face i guess you’re weight

Im removing everything out of my house

Her: why?

Me: so the only place you can sit is my face

Cringe sit face Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Here's a complex one

1. Paint small chair on face
2. Go to party
3. Find person
4.Walk up to them
5.say "hey seems like you're looking for a place to sit how about here (point to painted on chair)

Help me with this

On tinder i used the "sit on my face and i will eat my way to your heart" line and her reply was "im vegetarian" how do i continue this

Are you my glasses?

Because I need you to sit on my face.

As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face.

May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Wanna sit on my face and let me guess your weight?

Let's play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.

Is your daddy a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.

Wanna play carnival? You can sit on my face, and I'll guess how much you weigh.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Sit Face love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Sit Face chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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