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Top 50 sit face Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Sit Face chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn, are you an fda approved respiratory mask?

    Cause I really want you to sit on my face

  2. Wanna play carnival?

    You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

  3. I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

  4. Roses are red, I haven't ate...

    So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

  5. Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

  6. Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

  7. Hey, you're beautiful.

    Sit on my face?

  8. I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

  9. I'd hide every chair in the world

    Just for you to sit on my face

  10. If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.

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If you ever get tired, you can sit on my face anytime.

When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.

Hey baby, I want you to sit on my face and let me eat my way out.

Sit on my face

And I’ll eat my way to your heart.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Do you wanna play trains?

You could sit on my face while i ChooChoo

Do you want to come over to my house and play train?
You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu

I'd burn every seat in this bar...

Just so you would have no place to sit but on my face

You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

Believe me. It works 7/10 times.

Your legs look tired...

Would you care sitting on my face?

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

Are you a n95 mask?

Cuz I want you sitting on my face

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

If I'm a necklace, you must be a mask

I'll wrap around your throat while you sit on my face.

I was planning to buy sunglasses untill I saw you.

Cause I would you let sit on my face no matter what the weather's like.

Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

@ Grace

You are beauty.
You are Grace.
Please sit that ass on my face.

Hey girl do you ever take the metro on a busy day?

Cuz if you can't find a seat, you can sit on my face.

Today I was super busy moving all the furniture out of my house

Her: Why?

Me: Just making sure that when you come over the only thing you can sit on is my face

Roses are Red, Violets are blue,

You have nice lips,
Please sit on my face and wiggle your hips?

I'd move all the chairs in the world

So you can sit on my face

Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

You should have a clean place to sit.

Did you know that a beanbag is the second most comfortable place for you to sit?

My face is still the first.

Hey I cleaned off a spot on my face

"For what?"
"For you to sit on"