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Top 50 Sit Face Pick Up lines

Are you trying to pick up girls or guys while sitting down watching TV, or just generally in the living room? Use these funny and cheesy sit face pick up lines to help you flirt and impress. These face sit pick up lines feature different scenarios with different variations. Hope you can find the right pick up line to use for your situation!

  1. Whats the difference between a pair of glasses and you, i would usually want glasses to sit higher on my face

  2. Wanna play carnival?

    You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

  3. Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight

    If I’m wrong I’ll eat the difference

  4. What’s the fastest way to your heart?

    Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way there?

  5. Sit on my face and i will guess your weight

    And if I'm wrong

    I'll eat the difference.

  6. Roses are red, so are your lips...

    You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

  7. Are you a N95 mask?

    Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath

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  8. Knock knock (who’s there)?Honeybee. (Honeybee who)?

    Honeybee a doll and sit on my face?

  9. Hey baby.. Whaddya say we play "Train Conductor"? You can sit on my face and I'll chew chew chew


  10. I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

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Working sit face pickup lines

Roses are red, I haven't ate...
So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

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What's the difference between you and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sits higher on my face

I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

I'd hide every chair in the world

Just for you to sit on my face

If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.

You wanna know the difference between you and sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit higher on my face...

Do you wanna play trains? Sit on my face while i ChooChoo.

You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

You look tired

Do you want to sit on my face?

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Working Sit Face tinder opener

When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.

Do you know what's the differences between you and glasses? My glasses sit higher on my face.

Hey baby, I want you to sit on my face and let me eat my way out.

Sit on my face

And I’ll eat my way to your heart.

What’s the difference between you and a pair of glasses?

My glasses would sit a bit higher on my face...

Are you glasses, cuz I'd love if you would sit on my face all day.

People tell me I've got bitch resting face

If you agree, you can sit right here.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Call me Pinocchio, because you can sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.

Hey girl I heard they call you mask

Because you’re mandated to sit on my face

Did you sit in sugar? Because you got a sweet ass.