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Top 27 Stomach Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Stomach chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl are you an appendix because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

    Smooth Criminal

  2. I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach sweetheart. And worms. And maggots. And...

  3. I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out sweetheart, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

  4. Is that your spine sticking out of your stomach or are you just happy to see me?

  5. Are those butterflies in my stomach? Oh wait you're just making me sick.

  6. Come on baby, you can stomach it. Your sister sure did.

  7. Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

  8. You give me butterflies in all four of my stomachs.

  9. Damn girl! Are you my appendix?

    Coz I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.

  10. Are you my appendix?

    Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.

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Does your stomach need a Kleenex? Cuz you got sick abs.

Are you my appendix?

'Cause I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

Are you my appendix?

Because I don't really understand how you work but there's this weird feeling in my stomach that kinda makes me want to take you out

Wanna play cop and yoga instructor?

Meet me in the alley and I'll put a load in your stomach.

Are you my appendix?

Because I’ve got a feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.

Dang girl are you my appendix...

Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Damn girl are you an appendix
Because I don’t really know how you work but there’s a feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out

You're not sleeping on your stomach...

So can I ?

- Day 51

Roses are red

I hate my life
I hope I get my stomach cut open by a knife

I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…

You make me feel like a sea cucumber, because when I first saw you my stomach dropped out of my ass.

I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

I used to waste time chasing butterflies , but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

The first time I saw thee, I felt as if my stomach had been raided by beautiful fire breathing dragons. Uh..in a nice way of course.

You make my stomache all Raleigh-poly. (North Carolina)