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Top 29 Stomach Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stomach pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl are you an appendix

    because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

  2. I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach sweetheart. And worms. And maggots. And...

  3. I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out sweetheart, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

  4. Is that your spine sticking out of your stomach or are you just happy to see me?

  5. Are those butterflies in my stomach? Oh wait you're just making me sick.

  6. Come on baby, you can stomach it. Your sister sure did.

  7. Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

  8. You give me butterflies in all four of my stomachs.

  9. Are you my appendix?

    Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.

  10. Does your stomach need a Kleenex? Cuz you got sick abs.

Funny stomach pickup lines

Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

Are you my appendix?

'Cause I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

Are you my appendix?

Because I don't really understand how you work but there's this weird feeling in my stomach that kinda makes me want to take you out

Wanna play cop and yoga instructor?

Meet me in the alley and I'll put a load in your stomach.

Are you my appendix?

Because I’ve got a feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.

Are you a sucker punch to the stomach?
Because you took my breath away.

Dang girl are you my appendix...

Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Damn girl are you an appendix

Because I don’t really know how you work but there’s a feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out

Roses are red

I hate my life
I hope I get my stomach cut open by a knife

You're not sleeping on your stomach...

So can I ?

- Day 51

You make me feel like a sea cucumber, because when I first saw you my stomach dropped out of my ass.

I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

The first time I saw thee, I felt as if my stomach had been raided by beautiful fire breathing dragons. Uh..in a nice way of course.

I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

You make my stomache all Raleigh-poly. (North Carolina)