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Top 18 Thief Steal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Thief Steal chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

  2. You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

  3. They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

  4. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

  5. Im not a thief but...

    The only thing I'll steal from you is your V-card

  6. I’m warning you.

    I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!

  7. I wouldn't mind being a thief

    To steal a kiss from you

  8. If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

    (This is just a list of hand picked from Johnny Bravo from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”)

    Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.

    Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me!

    Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.

    If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.

    I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?

    I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.

    Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

    I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!

    I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!

    Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams.

    Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute.

    Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me?

    Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?

    Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.

    I got you a birthday present, Me.

    Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.

    Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.

    Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?

    Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.

    [after saying she has a boyfriend]
    You look like the kind of girl that could use two.

    Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

  9. Hola, soy un ladrón, y estoy aquí para robar tu corazón.
    (Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.)

  10. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!"

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What is a Thief Steal pickup line?

Funny thief steal pickup lines

Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal this dance

Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

Legal studies Major: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

You're likely to go to prison for being such a good thief, because you stole my heart from across the room! You're just like Richard Sherman and his ability to steal footballs in the air and run them back for touchdowns.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Is your daddy a thief? Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

Is your daddy a thief? Why? Because I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.