Top 8 Whore Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Whore chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

   Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.
   
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   Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

2. Is your name Jenayy?

   Cuz I'm retarded and you look like a whore.

3. Roses are red, my skin has pores

   For the love of god tell me your not a whore

4. Roses are red, i am poor -

   GET IN THE VAN, YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!

5. If i get a Penny everytime i think of your beautifull smile... i should have zero pennys you broke ass ugly crack addict cheap Whore.

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6. I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.

7. "Littlefinger" is a misnomer. P.S. I won a lot of whores.

8. Polly wants a crack-whore.