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Top 50 Wishes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wishes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I wish I were cross-eyed so...

    I could see you twice.

  2. I wish I could take you to the movies

    But they won’t let me bring my own snack

  3. I wish i was Delhi's air

    Cause that way i'd be able to choke you

  4. I wish I was your phone...

    So you'd be on me all day

    - Day 213

  5. I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.

  6. I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!

  7. Girl if I had all 7 dragon balls I'd spend my one wish on you.

  8. Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

  9. I wish I could run straight towards your heart.

  10. Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

Funny wishes pickup lines

I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans.

I wish i was adedine, so i could get paired with you.

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Kaio-ken is red, kamehemeha is blue, shenron asked for my wish, and my wish was you!

I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.

I must have a soraka support cause coming across you I feel like my wish has been granted.

Wish you had a star so I could favorite you.

I love you so much, that id gather all the dragonballs and wish for you.

Damn I wish I could take you to the movies.

They don’t let snacks in there

If I had all seven dragonballs I'd wish for you to be mine!

I wish I was an angel because then I could invade your personal space.

I wish we could have a Futura together.

I wish you were a fish so I could reel you in.

Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"

My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

I wish I was your coronary artery, I would be wrapped around your heart.

I wish someone was there to alley-oop my air-balls.

I wish you were a bomb so you could blow me.

If I had 3 wishes, ii'd wish...ii'd wish...ii'd wish you were mine.

If you were a book, I’d wish I were blind.

So I can read you in Braille.

I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.

I wish my lockpicking was better, id love to loot your chest.

I wish I could lick the salt off your lips.