I wish you were my pinky toe

So I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!

I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.

Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

I wish i was adedine, so i could get paired with you.

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Kaio-ken is red, kamehemeha is blue, shenron asked for my wish, and my wish was you!

I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.

I must have a soraka support cause coming across you I feel like my wish has been granted.

Damn girl, are you a dying fire alarm?

Cause I wish you would shut the f**... up.

I love you so much, that id gather all the dragonballs and wish for you.

I wish I’d paid more attention to my chemistry lesson, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

If I had all seven dragonballs I'd wish for you to be mine!

I wish i was your science homework, because I would be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk~

I wish I was an angel because then I could invade your personal space.

I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

I wish you were a fish so I could reel you in.

My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

I wish I was your coronary artery, I would be wrapped around your heart.

I wish someone was there to alley-oop my air-balls.

I wish you were a bomb so you could blow me.

If I had 3 wishes, ii'd wish...ii'd wish...

ii'd wish you were mine.

If you were a book, I’d wish I were blind.

So I can read you in Braille.

I wish I was the enzyme helicase

So that I could unzip your genes

I wish I was cosine squared and you sine squared

Because together we would be one

I wish you were my bed…

So I can get in you every night, mess you up, then do you again in the morning. ;)

I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.

I wish my lockpicking was better, id love to loot your chest.

I wish I could lick the salt off your lips.

I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt

If I were reincarnated

I would wish to be the seat of your bicycle

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.

I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves

Someone told me if I wished hard enough anything could come true.

Well I wished for perfection and here you are.

Can you do sign language?

I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.

I don't know what's gotten into me lately

But I wish it was you

I wish you were an email, so I could attach myself to you.

I wish I was your math homework

Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

Your lips

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips

Hey, are you Pink Floyd?

Cause I wish you were here

I wish I was cross-eyed

So I could see u twice!

Wish I were ur bewbs

So that I could hang with u all day 🥺

Girl, I just made a wish. Because I just mistaken your eyes for the wishing star.

Girl, would you grant my wish tonight? I have just made my wishes upon your starry eyes.

If you get your hands on my dragon balls, I'll make your wishes come true.

If you handle these balls, a great dragon will arise and make all your wishes come true.

I wish i was your phone...

In your pants all the time

I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.

I know every letter in the alphabet. And I just wish that I know u better.

I wish our dreams showed us our deepest desires in life.

Then I'd see you more often.

I wish you were on the team sweetheart because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

Are you a fairy? Because you're the answer to all my magical wishes.

The only Wish that I want is you.

I'm an endangered species and my last wish is too mate with you.

I wish You'd be a Pokémon, at least I'd have a chance to catch you...

Rub my magic lamp and I'll make all your wishes come true.

Girl i wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.

I wish I was just empty space, then I could fill everything with your curves.

Shooting stars see you and make a wish.

Are you a birthday candle? Cause I'd blow you until I get my wish.

I wish I was your mirror, then I could look at the most beautiful person in the world everyday.

Do you like to fulfill your sim's wish? Well I got a woohoo wish now.

I was going to gather all seven Dragon Balls so that I could summon the Eternal Dragon, but now I don't have to. Anything I could wish for is right in front of me.

I may only be half Genie but I can still make all your wishes come true.

Are you Aladdin

Because one rub and your wish is my command

You would wish you are in space after a night with me, because in space, no one can hear us scream.

What do you blow to make a wish? Sugar daddy.

I wish I was blind

So that I could touch you inappropriately ;)

I wish you were my skateboard...

So I could grind you, flip you and ride you all day :^)

I wish I were Omen because I want to teleport into your bed tonight.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

Are you a shooting star?

Coz recently my wish came true

So if tomorrow is the day I die, I would have wished I asked you out on a date.

I wish I was your phone. So you'd be on me all day.

Rachel Foley: I wish you would motorboat me.

Which is why when I get out, I’m gonna put a hurt on him so bad he’s gonna wish his momma kept her legs closed.

I wish I were your back spot so I could touch your butt.

Saxophonists do it wish alternate f**....

I wish I were Castiel so I could get all up in your personal space.

Babe I am wifi, because I will make your wishes come true and entertain you all night long.

"Are you a shooting star? Because I've made so many wishes on your intoxicating radiance."

"I wanted to wish you sweet dreams, but our Earth simply pales in comparison to your beauty 🌎💫"

"Do you believe in magic? Because when I blow out my candles tonight, I'm wishing for you!"

"I wish I could be the one you say 'I love you' to in the middle of the night."

"If thou were to be reborn from my egg, thou would shine even brighter, my eternal sweeting."

"Your wish is my command, sweetheart. Ready for a constellation of kisses?"

"Are you a genie lamp? Because just one glance and I feel like all my wishes are about to come true."

"Thanks for your sweet wishes! I'm sure they're like a secret potion for faster healing."

"Your curves are like verses, that poetry wishes to hold, they narrate a story of allure untold."

"Is it your birthday? Because you look smoking hot in that black saree, birthday girl."

Are you a shooting star? Because your gleam is irresistible and I can't help but wish upon you.

If you were a laptop, you'd definitely be the high-speed, high-performance model - absolutely irresistible.

"Aw, aren't you sweet? Good morning! Just imagine the breakfasts we could make after those wake-up calls."

"I'll respect your wishes, but I can't resist showering you with compliments. It's just who I am."

As the stars twinkle in the sky, your smile shines brightest of all. Can I make your wish come true?

"We're just friends with benefits, but your allure makes me wish for a lifetime membership."

A few years ago, I was granted a wish...

To be great at kiss or to have a great memory....
I forgot which one I chose.

"Are you a water fountain? Because every time I see you, my wish to know you better starts overflowing."

Your beauty shines brighter than a shooting star, your wish would be my favorite by far.

"As we countdown to the New Year, I just want to say, your beauty makes every second sparkle brighter."

"Going to refresh your gorgeousness in the shower? Wish I could be the lucky water droplets."

"You in that black saree is pure magic. Mind if I make a wish and ask for your number?"

"Is your curfew as enchanting as your smile? Because both make me wish for more time."

"I have no doubt you'll ace it! With your charm and intelligence, that paper doesn't stand a chance."

Who needs a genie when you've got me? I'll make sure all your wishes are granted and then some.

Oh, you know, the usual - turning water into wine, making chocolate calorie-free... Just your average wish-granting expert over here!

"Good luck! Remember, if your paper was a person, it'd be too intimidated to go on a date with you!"

Send me your picture

So I can send Santa my wish list

"Morning, handsome! Wishing you a day as delightful and sweet as your words."

Haha, well, I specialize in granting wishes for unlimited pizza deliveries and endless supplies of ice cream. You know, the essentials! 😉

"Your wish is my command; like a genie from a bottle, may I accompany you in turning loneliness into joy?"

"Hmm, careful not to drop the soap. Wish I could give you a hand, but you're probably skilled enough!"

"Your intellect is the sun, your charm the Milky Way, good luck on your exam, you'll surely ace it today."

"Merry Christmas to you too! Hope Santa brought you everything you wished for. Any extra surprises this holiday season?"

"Good morning, Prince Charming! Waking up next to such a flirt might make for an interesting sunrise."

Are you a magician? Because every night I wish you were here magically appearing in my bed.

"I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true. Care to share more fantasies with me?"

"Are you a shooting star? Because my only wish is to spend eternity in the galaxy of your eyes."

"You sitting on me is a dream, because every king needs his breathtaking queen on his throne."

"Good morning knight in shining armor, it's definitely too soon for that, but I admire your upfrontness."

"Meg, your smile outshines every star, could I wish upon you tonight?"

"Are you the concierge? Because whenever I look at you, I feel like all my wishes have been fulfilled."

"This Christmas, would you grant my wish and dance under the mistletoe with me?"

"Is your name Wish? Because you're everything I've ever wished for."

"Woke up wondering if you're a coffee, because my mornings are incomplete without you."

"I've watched the horizon glow with life, but it pales compared to the luminance in your eyes."

Haha, I wish! I just love learning new things. What's something interesting you know that might surprise me?

Haha, I'm like a genie granting wishes for endless laughter and joy in your life! Your smile is my favorite wish to fulfill. 😉

"In a world of chaos, you're the calm I crave, your smile brightens my day, like sunshine on a wave."

"In a world so vast, you’re a shining star,
Your happiness is my wish, no matter where you are."