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110 Wishes Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 wishes pick up lines for her and flirty wishes rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about wishes that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your wishes rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny wishes pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty wishes joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Wishes Rizz

A good Wishes pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I wish I were cross-eyed so...

    I could see you twice.

  2. I wish I could take you to the movies

    But they won’t let me bring my own snack

  3. I wish i was Delhi's air

    Cause that way i'd be able to choke you

  4. You have a killer body

    And here I am with a death wish.

  5. Idk what's gotten into you lately

    But I wish it was me.

  6. I wish I was your phone...

    So you'd be on me all day

    - Day 213

Short and cute wishes pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about wishes are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I wish you were my pinky toe

So I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!

I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.

Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans.

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Cheesy wishes Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I wish i was adedine, so i could get paired with you.

Kaio-ken is red, kamehemeha is blue, shenron asked for my wish, and my wish was you!

I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.

Damn girl, are you a dying fire alarm?

Cause I wish you would shut the f**... up.

I must have a soraka support cause coming across you I feel like my wish has been granted.

I love you so much, that id gather all the dragonballs and wish for you.

Funny wishes Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Wishes conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I wish I’d paid more attention to my chemistry lesson, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

If I had all seven dragonballs I'd wish for you to be mine!

I wish i was your science homework, because I would be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk~

I wish I was an angel because then I could invade your personal space.

I wish we could have a Futura together.

I wish you were a fish so I could reel you in.

I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

I wish I was your coronary artery, I would be wrapped around your heart.


I wish someone was there to alley-oop my air-balls.

I wish you were a bomb so you could blow me.

If I had 3 wishes, ii'd wish...ii'd wish...

ii'd wish you were mine.

Clever wishes Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Wishes hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I wish I was the enzyme helicase

So that I could unzip your genes

If you were a book, I’d wish I were blind.

So I can read you in Braille.

I wish I was cosine squared and you sine squared

Because together we would be one

I wish you were my bed…

So I can get in you every night, mess you up, then do you again in the morning. ;)

I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.

I wish my lockpicking was better, id love to loot your chest.

I wish I was your toothbrush

So my head gets in your mouth twice a day

I wish I could lick the salt off your lips.

I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt

If I were reincarnated

I would wish to be the seat of your bicycle

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.

I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves

Smooth wishes Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Wishes pickup lines make her give you her number.

Someone told me if I wished hard enough anything could come true.

Well I wished for perfection and here you are.

Can you do sign language?

I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.

I don't know what's gotten into me lately

But I wish it was you

I wish you were an email, so I could attach myself to you.

I wish I was your math homework

Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I can take you to the movies,
But they don't allow me to bring my own snacks.

Your lips

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips

Hey, are you Pink Floyd?

Cause I wish you were here

Wish I were ur bewbs

So that I could hang with u all day 🥺

I wish I was cross-eyed

So I could see u twice!

Girl, I just made a wish. Because I just mistaken your eyes for the wishing star.

Girl, would you grant my wish tonight? I have just made my wishes upon your starry eyes.

Flirty wishes Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Wishes pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I wish i was your phone...

In your pants all the time

If you handle these balls, a great dragon will arise and make all your wishes come true.

If you get your hands on my dragon balls, I'll make your wishes come true.

I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.

I know every letter in the alphabet. And I just wish that I know u better.

I wish our dreams showed us our deepest desires in life.
Then I'd see you more often.

I wish I was an angel because then I could get inside your personal space.

I wish you were on the team sweetheart because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

The only Wish that I want is you.

I'm an endangered species and my last wish is too mate with you.

Are you a fairy? Because you're the answer to all my magical wishes.

I wish You'd be a Pokémon, at least I'd have a chance to catch you...

Cringe wishes Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Rub my magic lamp and I'll make all your wishes come true.

Girl i wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.

I wish I was just empty space, then I could fill everything with your curves.

Shooting stars see you and make a wish.

Do you like to fulfill your sim's wish? Well I got a woohoo wish now.

I wish you were my homework, because I would be doing you every night.

Are you a birthday candle? Cause I'd blow you until I get my wish.

I wish I was your mirror, then I could look at the most beautiful person in the world everyday.

I was going to gather all seven Dragon Balls so that I could summon the Eternal Dragon, but now I don't have to. Anything I could wish for is right in front of me.

Are you Aladdin

Because one rub and your wish is my command

I may only be half Genie but I can still make all your wishes come true.

I wish I was blind

So that I could touch you inappropriately ;)

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Wishes love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Wishes chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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