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Top 13 Wrote Pick Up lines

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  1. I wrote you a poem

    I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

    And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

    Some would say you’re too hot for me

    But I think we are meant to be.

    Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

    Because that ass id love to clap

  2. I wrote the American Horror Story opening theme...

  3. I wrote your name on my wrist before cutting it as a sign of our love.

  4. I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal.

    Wanna read?

  5. Baby, if someone wrote a book on your life, I'd read it allll niiight long.

  6. Just wrote a complaint to Amazon

    Cos they don't ship you :(

  7. Roses are red, I wrote a blog,

    How bout' I ejaculate inside your dog.

  8. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

  9. If I wrote you a protest song, would you sing it with me?

  10. I wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.

Funny wrote pickup lines

Wanna role play? I'll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.

I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?

Hey, that guy de Vere wrote you this sonnet and told me to put my name on it. No, wait, no he didn't, he's dead.