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Top 12 Wrote Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Wrote chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I wrote the American Horror Story opening theme...

  2. I wrote your name on my wrist before cutting it as a sign of our love.

  3. I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal. Wanna read?

  4. Baby, if someone wrote a book on your life, I'd read it allll niiight long.

  5. Perfect way to turn down your number!!!!

    Ladies and gents! Have you ever been super pressed by someone that wanted your number so bad, and you're just not into (or very creeped out by) them??? Here's the perfect solution to get them to leave you alone!!!

    Give them this number: (your area code) 867-5309

    Yes, you read it out loud, or in your head, and you automatically get it. However, if you wrote down this number to whatever girl or guy trying so hard for your digits, it looks just like a normal number. They accept it, then they go away! The best part is when they actually read it later, they'll feel like a % dumbass!

    Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the first ever to think of this, but I did think of it myself when I was bartending the other night and it worked like a charm. I never had a good enough solution until now! Happy denying :)

  6. Roses are red, I wrote a blog,

    How bout' I ejaculate inside your dog.

  7. If I wrote you a protest song, would you sing it with me?

  8. I wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.

  9. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

  10. I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?

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Hey, that guy de Vere wrote you this sonnet and told me to put my name on it. No, wait, no he didn't, he's dead.

Wanna role play? I'll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.