Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

"Did your surprise come with a discount, or is being this beautiful always priceless?"

"Just like a bargain sale, such beauty like yours in abundance, yet so undervalued is truly surprising!"

"You're like a hidden treasure, surprisingly undervalued, yet priceless in my eyes."

"You're more surprising than the discounted Twitch bits offline, an unforeseen treasure that's truly worth it."

"Your beauty, like those twitch bits, is an amazing surprise that's simply priceless even when you're offline."

"Even though twitch bits were a steal, your smile is the real priceless treasure I discovered offline."

"Your beauty is like a limited-time offer, shockingly affordable and surprisingly unclaimed."

"Your surprise is like a rare sale, no one thinks they deserve such an amazing bargain of beauty."

"I must have saved all my Twitch bits, because I hit the jackpot the moment I found you offline."

"Just like a bargain too good to pass up, I can't resist your captivating charm."

"Even if redeeming your attention was cheap for a while, your smile's worth would always be priceless to me."

"You're more valuable than cheap Twitch bits, because your worth can't be measured when you're offline."

"Is your heart a tangible gift? Because I'd love to handle it delicately and pamper it with sweet chocolates."

"Can I be your thrift store? I promise to treat you like a priceless gem, yet cost you only smiles."

"Your charm is so priceless, it's surprising no one redeemed it when you were around, like a steal."

"Your beauty's like a discounted treasure, surprisingly unclaimed yet priceless."

"Like unclaimed twitch bits, you're a delightful surprise that's priceless to me."

"Like a redeemable offer, your charm is priceless, surprising no one has claimed it yet."

"Just like that cheap redeem, your captivating charm is a wonderful surprise that's priceless."

"Darling, if surprises were redeemable, I'd wish to spend all my points on your stunning presence every time."

"I'm amazed that redeeming your sweet love came at such a low cost, considering its immeasurable worth."

"You're like those cheap Twitch bits; priceless even when undervalued, and always the highlight of my day."

"A lady as surprising as you is priceless, yet here you are, a steal no one has discovered."

"You're that irresistible deal no one could believe was real."

"Just like a precious gift, I promise to keep your heart in safe hands."

"Just like those overlooked twitch bits, it's impossible to ignore the value brought by your sweet smile, even offline."

"Just like overlooked Twitch bits, I'm surprised no one’s snatched you up because you’re a rare treasure."

"Are you a box of chocolates? Because I want to treat you with the sweetness you deserve."

You're like instant soup,

No that you're cheap, but I could make you using only one hand within five minutes.

Come on babe, I'll satisfy your hunger and make you feel cheap and ashamed afterwards.

Flute players provide some cheap trills.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Would you like to come back to my place and watch Netflix while drinking cheap wine and eating Chipotle?