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Top 32 Commandment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Commandment pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Commandment conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

  2. The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?

  3. My magic lasso command people to do anything , now submission to me.

  4. Give me an hour, and I can put a hundred swords at your command.

  5. Are you Aladdin

    Because one rub and your wish is my command

  6. You’re breaking a commandment, because you’re smokin’!

  7. Are you the commanding naval officer?

    Cause you can have some of my seamen.

  8. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

  9. Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

    Cause I love jew too

  10. I hope you don't hold to the 10 commandments too strictly...

    Cuz I'm coveting that kiss right now

Funny commandment pickup lines

Issue command to allies in my bed now.

Girl, you could issue command anytime without ATB bar.

Are you a commander?

Cus you make my private stand

Are you Jewish?

Because you violated the 10 Commandments by stealing my heart

If I just had a Geass,

I'd command you to be mine.

What do you want girl? Your wish is my command.

Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.

I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.

The first line of the Shma commands us to "Love the Lord with all your heart." After meeting you, I don't think I can keep that mitzvah.

Which commandment do you want to break?

We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.

Let me be the first commander-in-chief of your heart.

Baby, you won't ever want for nothing. You are my ends and my means now. With you there's no in between. I'm all in. Because my cards are on the table and I'm willing and I'm able. But I fold to your wish cause it's my command.

You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.

Want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments?

My favorite commandment is the one about "loving one another."

Hey girl would it be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?

Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?

Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?

Guy: Shouldn't you be at confession? Girl: Why? Guy: Isn't stealing someone's heart against the 7th commandment?