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Top 18 Contract Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Contract pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

  2. Hey, if I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

  3. When you are being nice to me, my flexor pollicis longus shorten and contract.

  4. My zygomaticus muscle contracts everytime I see you.

  5. You’re so cute you make my zygomatic muscles contract.

  6. You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat. from "No Strings Attached"

  7. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.

  8. Wanna decentralize the financial system by creating a distributed ledger system that ensures contracts are executed?

  9. ou make my heart have Premature Ventricular Contractions!

  10. Are you a CS conditional design contract?

    Cause you keep Boolean me OwO

Funny contract pickup lines

If you were a reliever, I'd sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option

You give me premature ventricular contractions... You make my heart skip a beat.

Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.

Don't fall for other shitcoins, go for this smart contract.

You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

Will you married me and be part of the family? It will be a pity to see you on the next contract.

You give me premature ventricular contractions.