You may not have equal socio-political representation, but you can certainly have equal representation in my pants.

Hey girl, are you a sine rule

Cause me under you would be equally as good as you under me

If LOVE was written on every grain of desert sand, that still doesn't equal my love for you.

"Your beauty is like a piano's melody, captivatingly vast and equally enchanting, my dear Japanese madam."

"Girl, if beauty were a triangle, you'd be an equilateral - equally stunning from every angle."

"Was it the Iranian party or your smile that left me more dazzled? I couldn't tell because both were equally electrifying!"

"Your smile is like a yellow sunray, and your blush, a pink sunrise - both equally enchanting."

"You know, such beauty often has an equally stunning partner. Dare I ask, is there a lucky one or it's just us tonight?"

"That pillow and wine in your hands are as inviting as your smile, care to share them with someone equally intriguing?"

"Wow, that's a diverse heritage! I find different cultures fascinating. Have you embraced both equally in your life?"

Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.

"Do you love algebra? Because I think we should solve for 'x' where 'x' equals you and me together."

"Wow, that was quite an introduction, but it's only fair. Can I have a chance to leave an equally unforgettable impression on you? "

"Just like a math equation, you plus me equals an undeniable level of coolness and attraction."

"Ayyy, that's what I like to hear! We're already on the same wavelength. Ever met someone who's equally into vibes?"

"Your confidence in stripping is magnetic, ever thought of unwrapping a heart that's equally mesmerizing?"

"Looks like Newton's third law is at work, because you've stolen my heart from across town. Ready to equalize the reaction?"

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

"Good morning, handsome! Thanks for the superstar compliment, brightened up my day. Hoping yours is equally fantastic!"

"Are you a math problem? Because adding you to my life equals happiness, multiplying with love, subtracted by none."

"Is your name Communism? Because I feel an equal distribution of love every time I see you."

"Like communism, I believe in the equal distribution of love. Can I share some with you?"

"Well, your charm's irresistible! But remember, the thrill of chase is equally exciting. Expecting a night full of surprise and intrigue."

"Hi there, your hello just lit up my day. How about we make the rest of the day equally enchanting?"

"Be my Valentine, because just like a math equation, you plus me equals endless love."

"Well, I believe that a great conversation starts when both parties have an equal say. What's your next move, master strategist?"

"Juliana, such a beautiful name for an equally striking person. It’s a pleasure e-meeting you."

"If showers are fun, how about we double the joy together? Your beauty deserves an equally stunning companion."

Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

"Wow, that's intense! But let's start with a coffee date. I promise it's less life-threatening but equally thrilling."

"Well, if I'm bad at compliments, how about we start with subtraction? You minus my presence equals a dull evening."

"Well, in every picture you posted, I can see the reflection of your beautiful soul. Your eyes must be equally enchanting."

"Absolutely, because every enchanting meeting like ours deserves an equally compelling soundtrack."

"Was it the sunshine or something equally charming that gifted your smile today?"

"If politics is an equation, then you plus me would equal a perfect democracy."

"Those pink lips of yours are irresistible; do they share their hue with anything else equally tempting?"

"Ever seen a farmer this chiseled? I can plow fields and hearts with equal prowess."

"Well then, would you mind if I accompany you? Every exquisite dress needs an equally charming admirer."

"While everyone's entitled to their perspective, I believe in equality and feel that women should have the right to choose their own path."

"Haha, well I believe life is all about experiencing new things. But I'm equally comfortable staying in with good company ;) "

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack that fights for gender equality."

"I've always believed in gender equality; how about we level the playing field in the bedroom tonight?"

"Do you believe in equality? Because I think we're a 50/50 match made in heaven."

"Dinner at 8? Perfect. After all, every beautiful sunset should be accompanied by an equally captivating view, Shortie."

"Just like quick math, I couldn't help but add you and me together, subtract our distance and equal happiness."

1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.

If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

The law of contrapositives says that we should have a baby ;)

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IDK if those were good, just something that my girl sent me.

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"I'm not a mathematician, but I know 69 inches of you equals to 100% of my attention."

"Thank you, handsome! Your messages always bring a smile to my face. Wishing you an equally fantastic day!"

"Are you a socialist drama? Because my heart is equally distributing all its love to every part of you."

"Like Cristiano Ronaldo on the field, I can't help but chase after your heart with equal fervor."

"Care to test this theory? Your beauty multiplied by my charm might just equal an unforgettable night together."

"You must be a math problem because adding you to my life equals pure perfection."

"Is your name Newton? Cause the gravity of your ass equals the sass squared!"

"You know, your attitude shines as bright as your smile and I'm finding it equally captivating."

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'my kind of crazy' and hope for an equally interesting answer?"

"Excuse me, but can you help me solve a problem? It's X+U=25. Seems like U equals 15 because X is definitely a 10."

"Just as Cooperstuff creates amazing things, could we create an equally amazing story together?"

"Like the sun's radiant glow, Ronald Jackson, your charm does equally bestow."

"Aladdin may not have a magic carpet, Jasmine, but I promise our ride on my hoverboard will be equally enchanting."

Can you rate this direct message that i just used

Hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics

"Is your heart similar to big boobs? Because I find both equally hard to ignore!"

"Such a beautiful name for an equally stunning canvas of dusk, mind if I get lost in your twilight?"

What does 1+1 equal?

You're right, it *is* 2, but it also equals Me + You.

"This may sound presumptuous, but isn't it a crime for such an enchanting lady to not have an equally captivating partner?"

"Your beauty can't be just skin-deep; it's too vibrant not to reflect a heart that's equally enchanting."

Start with her smile

Roses are red

1.6 kilometers equals one mile

someone might have said you before but not in this way

that you have beautiful smile.