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Top 50 Hanging Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Hanging chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey, are you a rope?

    Cuz I wanna hang with you



    -Made by my friend

  2. I'll show you my cirque if you show me your hanging valley.

  3. Hey baby, I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

  4. Wanna see my hanging belay?

  5. Wanna help me go hang up a My Chemical Romance poster?

  6. Depressing pickup lines.

    Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

    Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

    Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

    Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

    Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

    Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

    Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

    Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

    Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

    Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

    Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

  7. What’s the difference between you and Jeffrey Epstein?

    I’ll never leave you hanging

  8. I'd hang a photo of you next to all of my favorite posters.

  9. Is it okay if my pal Fedace hangs with us for awhile?

  10. Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast!

hanging pickup line
What is a Hanging pickup line?

Funny hanging pickup lines

Lets chat! Don't leave me hanging, like poor Lane Pryce!

Are you a noose?

Cause I have a sudden urge to hang myself...

If you were a noose I'd hang with you.

A great way to tell if the person you're talking to likes dark humor and doesn't take everything so seriously.
WHY SO SERIOUS is usually my response if they get offended. I'm an asshole ik.

Hey baby are you a rope?

Because I want to hang with you

Ey gurl,

Do you uhm wanna go like hang out. And uhm. We can like get coffee and maybe we can possibly like hold hands, I mean if you want. Please.

Are you a rope?

Cause I’d like to hang sometime.

Are you a noose?
Because I want to hang with you

Are you a 737? Because I want to go down on you

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you

Are you a toaster? Because you are electrifying when wet

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now

Anyone got anymore in this same vein?

Hang on, are you a noose?

Because I'd love to have your arms around my neck

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

Hey girl are you a rope?

Cause I wanna hang with you tonight

Hey girl, are you a noose?

Cause I'd love to hang with you ;)

Are you a noose?

Cos I want to hang with you.

Are you a noose?

'Cause I wanna hang out.

Are we 18h century outlaws?

Cause I wanna hang with you.

18th not 18h

Damn girl, are you a painting?

Cuz I want to hang you from a wall.

Hey girl, are you a piñata?

Cause I wanna hang you from the ceiling, beat you till you open, and eat up your insides!

Do you know what California and I have in common?

We're both long and hang to the left.

It's a good day for the eno. Let's hang later.

For long haired girls

Rapunzel, rapunzel let down your hair
Cause i wanna HANG out with you

Hey girl, are you a noose

Cause I want to hang out with you

Are you a noose?

Because we should hang sometime.

I need a bro

Ok so last night I was all alone at the bar. Let's just say my friends were too busy to hang out. There were couple of good groups of girls. Being all alone I couldn't man up and talk to the girls. It is just me who feel little awkward to talk to girls when alone at a pub or bad?

I would love you to see the ectoplasm hanging in my apartment.

My family has a history of high blood sugar.

But, I’ll still hang out with you even though your really sweet.

Are you a noose

Because I wanna hang with you all day