I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

Nice hair, wanna mess it up in bed?

"Those mesmerizing eyes and that stunning physique, you're the masterpiece my dreams have been painting."

"I must be a photographer, because I can't take my eyes off your picture-perfect body."

"Your smile, your charm, your stunning looks - you've got the perfect blend of elegance and grace."

"Is your body from heaven? Because it sure looks like a masterpiece that even angels would envy."

"With a body as stunning as yours, the camera must be begging for a snapshot."

"As an English teacher, do you prefer 'pretty' or 'beautiful'? Because I need the perfect adjective for your smile and figure."

"Is your body an artwork? Because it's sculpted perfectly, inspiring my every glance."

"Your sexy figure is my dream canvas, mind if I capture it in my memory for eternity?"

"Laying here in my bed, I can't help but imagine how much sweeter my dreams would be with a peek of your stunning figure."

"Your body weaves a sonnet, each curve a gentle rhyme, can we pen our love story, one moment at a time?"

"Like a sculptor's masterpiece, your form is divine, Can I be the artist, whose life you'll redefine?"

"With a body like that, dessert is on you tonight. Fancy taking me to an all-you-can-eat paradise?"

"In the sea of perfect bodies, yours is my favorite work of art."

"Your silhouette whispers in hues of perfection, may I be the poet narrating our connection?"

"Is your body a sculpture? Because every curve and detail is a masterpiece begging for admiration."

"Your beauty is beyond pixels, but how about that body picture to make my reality even more enchanting?"

"A body of a goddess, so divine, could I hope, sweet lady, you'd be mine?"

"Your eyes hold universes, and your body, a constellation - how about we explore the cosmos together?"

"Your body is like a masterpiece sculptor's work, especially one particular piece that stands out magnificently."

"Your splendid form, a sight so lovely to see, would your heart consider dancing with me?"

"Did the stars lend their sparkle to you? Your stunning figure lights up my world."

If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

"I must be an explorer, because I can't stop discovering the beautiful landscape of your figure."

"I'm just a lonely star in this vast galaxy, waiting for the snap of your celestial body to light up my universe."

"With every move you make, you radiate confidence and grace; your beautiful physique is simply the icing on the cake."

"You must be a magician, because every time I look down, it's like your body's pulled off the greatest trick."

"Your beauty radiates from inside out; a masterpiece I can't help but admire every chance I get."

"Your figure whispers elegance, under moon or sunny skies, may I be the artist to capture those perfect lines?"

"Are you an English teacher? Because whenever you smile, I find my heart writing a thousand unread love sonnets."

"Your curves are sonnets, your figure divine, can we turn the page, to our love's storyline?"

"Your body's a masterpiece, are you always on exhibit or can I reserve a private viewing?"

"Your body is like a work of art, it needs time, appreciation, and someone who truly understands its beauty."

"Your body isn't just a wonderland, it's the entire universe beautifully sculpted into one person."

If I say you have a nice body

Would you hold it against me!

What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Nice legs... Shame about the face.

If I told you you had a nice body, would you write me a recommendation letter?

Nice body, oh I am talking about your minifigures.