Line: I know how to please a woman/man.
Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers?

Will you please check that my tailpipe emissions are below 95 g?

Please allow me to keep term, forever?

Roses are red, I haven't ate...

So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

Your band uniform makes me uncomfortable. Please take it off.

Bae,please be my tie . Because im gonna be a suit . And you look beautiful when you on me.

Is that a parliamentary majority in your pocket are you just pleased to see me?

I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

Can the females please rate this

Is your name Lightning?? cause I'm tryna make you McQueen KACHOW

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

Is that Pinocchio in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?

Can i please moderate your caucus?

War and Peace? More like more-of-seeing-your-face please!

Please don’t be too sweet. I might get Diabetes!

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

Is that guyliner in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

Would you please come home with me and tie me up...

Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

Please don’t jump!

But if you do… make sure you fall into my life…

I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Dude those pants look terrible on you

Please take them off

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

Miss, step aside please I need to check you...

Cause I think you have stolen my heart

- Day 80

I am against cruelty to animals, so I do not hurt my monkey, please gently caress.

Is that a skyscraper building or are you just pleased to see me?

Please take me with you. These villagers are so terribly dull! (D3)

Babe, my cutie mark is NSFW, and I got my talent to please you.

Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?

Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.

Are you a Mokoko Seed? Because you give off a gentle and pleasing aroma

Won’t you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?

May I please borrow a kiss?

I promise I’ll give it back.

Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

Ching ching chung, I can please you with my tongue.

Ruin me. respectfully. (you can add a please if you want)

Always works

Hey baby, can you please hold my rod and wait for what happens?

They call me The Overlord because when I'm done you'll be saying "Oh please don't let it be over, lord".

Please relax and enjoy your feast.

Nina: Finished all ready? Please.

Is your membrane semi-permeable? Because I’d like to permeate please.

Roses are red, violets are fine...

So are you, please be mine

Please visit me when I die

So my heart can beat again.

I am not just a Pure Titan, I got Abnormal Titan power to please.

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as h**.... Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

Do you feel hot?

Cz Im your fan. Would you please turn me on?

Are you just pleased to see me, or you are happy seeing these whales.

I don't have friends

I don't have friends,
I only have family,
So please marry me

I want to be a plastic surgeon. Can you please show me what a perfect body looks like?

"Please don't let me go, because life without your sweet smile is like a song without a melody."

Don't take the mask off please, I prefer safe s**....

"Well, it's hard not to compliment when I'm chatting with someone as intriguing as you."

Spicy? Please, I'm basically the human version of hot sauce—adds flavor but also makes you question your life choices afterward! What's your go-to dish?

"Alright, no more kidding around. How about we make some real conversation over a cup of coffee?"

You definitely wouldn't have to beg for my attention! Your number is safe with me, and I'm already intrigued by you.

"You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Please, don't let me go."

"Cocky? No, I'm just confident that my genuine interest in you is worth your priceless attention."

Haha, no need to beg! I'm here now, and I must say, anyone who gives out your number is one lucky person 😉

"I seem to have lost my ability to read properly, can you lend me your enchanting voice to help me out?"

"If fun had a face, it would look just like yours—captivating and hard to resist!"

"They may call me naive, but in your eyes, I believe. Please darling, let me be the love you retrieve."

"Someone better dial 911, because your beauty just committed a serious crime on my heart."

"Somebody better call the cops, because your beauty just committed a grand theft on my heart."

"Is there a detective around? Because you've just stolen my heart with your captivating charm."

"Are you Chapter 12? Because my life story was pretty boring until you turned the page."

If love were a bone, I'd fetch it for you like a loyal pup, always eager to please.

"With grace like Catwoman and a smile so divine, would you please, sweet lady, be my feline?"

"Excuse me, but could you please lend me a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."

I can fight the world for you...

But please don't tell me to fight..
(she ask why)
Cause you're my world!

"In your eyes, I see a plea, darling, you're the moonlight, that sets my heart free."

"Is there a fire extinguisher nearby? Because you just set my heart on fire with your irresistible charm."

"Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

Please note that using pick-up lines should always respect the other person's comfort and boundaries.

"Chairs might be uncomfortable darling, ever thought of sitting on something more pleasing? Like my face, perhaps?"

Your voice is like music to my ears, so please don't ever stop talking.

Is that a Yamato cannon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.

"No worries, I'd rather we learn more about each other than dish out compliments!"

From afar I've admired your grace, please notice me in this crowded place.

If a girl accidentally bumps into you: Hey, that’ll be $10 please. You can’t touch this shit for free. What’s your name?

"Moon, your brown hair shines, like stars in Capricorn's line, sweeter than cotton candy, will you please be mine?"

Sure! Please provide the last chat message from the other person so I can create tailored responses.

Sure! Could you please provide the last chat message from the other person so I can tailor the responses accordingly?

In the crowd, I watch you shine, your beauty is divine. Please notice me, be mine.

If calling you by your name is off-limits, can I just call you "gorgeous" instead?

Sure! Here are your chat responses:

"Cream? Only if it’s sweet enough to match your vibe. I’m definitely intrigued! What other surprises do you have up your sleeve? 😉"

"Well, that's exciting! I can't wait to continue this journey and unravel more layers of your fascinating personality."

"My blood might be too intense for you; why don't we lighten it with a bit of champagne and moonlight?"

I can bone out 5 chickens in 10 minutes. Just think about how fast I can please.

Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

No need for begging! Consider this a lucky day for you. Coffee's on me, just don't forget the extra whipped cream!

"I’d love to beg you for a taste of those thick thighs—just say the word, and I’ll say please."

"Excuse me, but I think we need to report a crime. Your beauty just stole my heart away."

"Your wish my command, like stars align, your beauty could light any design."

¿Eres una onda electromagnética? Porque con esa melena rizada, ¡me estás causando interferencias visuales! (Are you an electromagnetic wave? Because with that curly mane, you're causing visual interference!)

"If saying 'please' gets you that smile, I'll make sure to always say it."

"Those zippers are daring; don't worry, I promise to handle your treasures with care... unless you want me to unzip!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Please stop me if I'm being too forward."

Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for...marry me please!

Are you the government?

Because I want you to take me out ;)))


~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

"That necklace must be jealous; it can’t compete with your stunning beauty and that irresistible ‘please daddy’ charm."

Please note that Itaukei is the Fijian language, and there's limited information available to make specific pick-up lines. However, I'll do my best based on this context.

"Are you a Fijian dictionary? Because every time I look at you, I see a whole new definition of beauty."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'Cause I'm on cloud nine with someone else!

"With a request like that, I’ll make it special just for you. Just promise to savor every moment, gorgeous. What’s your secret ingredient? 😏"

"I could just melt looking into your eyes, please sit on my face and make me feel complete."

Dream meals are the best! Just wish there was a drive-thru for them—“I’ll have a bacon cheeseburger with a side of dreams, please!” 🍔✨

"I must admit, your presence has left me speechless - would you kindly decode this letter for me?"

"Are you a Chihuahua? Because I can't help but feel like I've hit the jackpot with you!"

"Did you know every time you blink, the world pauses just to admire your beauty? So, please don't stop."

If you were a book, I'd never reach "the end," please don't leave, my newfound friend.

Sure! Please provide the last chat message from the girl so I can create the responses accordingly.

Handle the view? Please, I thrive on it. But can you keep up with what happens after the view? Challenge accepted! 😉

"With those thick thighs and a playful spirit, begging you to show me your fun side sounds irresistible—please?"

"Going to the shop? Please hurry back, because your absence is like being deprived of my favorite sin."

Haha, don't worry, I knew we were just vibing as friends! Those two gals have some competition now. 😉

"Believe me, I don't need to be worthy of your attention, I just want to be the reason for your smile."

"Well, I aim to please! But I must say, your vibe is definitely cheering me up too. What’s the secret to your charm? 😏"

"Your response just turned up the heat; I can't resist wanting to explore more with you."

"Well, let me grab my earplugs then, just kidding! What's your go-to karaoke song? Please don't tell me it's 'Baby Shark'."

"Please don't let me go because your smile is my favorite destination."

"No need for sugar in your coffee, when your smile can light up the room."

"Well, since you love pleasing surprises, how about adding an adventurous dinner date with me to your list?"

"Without you, every minute feels like an hour. Please don't go, cause you're my favorite kind of 'forever'."

They call me Nine. Please be mine. You're so damn fine.

"Are those zippers just for style, or can I unlock the fun side of you?"

"With those zippers, you must be a treasure chest—careful, I might just want to unlock your secrets!"

"With that 'please daddy' face and a necklace like that, you’ve got my full attention—what else do you want?"