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Top 50 Pleased Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Pleased chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  2. Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

  3. Line: I know how to please a woman/man.
    Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

  4. Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

  5. Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers?

  6. Will you please check that my tailpipe emissions are below 95 g?

  7. Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.

  8. Excuse me are you an archeologist? Because please have sex with me.

  9. Please allow me to keep term, forever?

  10. You've unjustly enriched me-please let me give you some restitution.

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Funny pleased pickup lines

Roses are red, I haven't ate...
So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

Your band uniform makes me uncomfortable. Please take it off.

Is that a secret microphone hidden in your trunks to fight tax evasion, or are you just pleased to see me?

Bae,please be my tie . Because im gonna be a suit . And you look beautiful when you on me.

Is that a parliamentary majority in your pocket are you just pleased to see me?

I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

Is that Pinocchio in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?

Can i please moderate your caucus?

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War and Peace? More like more-of-seeing-your-face please!

Please? Just dinner?

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

Please don’t be too sweet. I might get Diabetes!

Is that guyliner in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

Would you please come home with me and tie me up...

I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?

Your undressing of this issue has raised certain developments... now please come closer to the microphone.

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

Miss, step aside please I need to check you...

Cause I think you have stolen my heart

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