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Top 50 Pleased Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pleased pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Pleased conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

    She : yes. Why ?
    He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

  2. I hear they're ritual sacrificing virgins soon

    Please save me from being a ritual sacrifice

  3. How to respond to: Do you like sales? Cause clothes are 100% off at my place

    I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response

  4. If someone tries to kidnap you

    Please don't resist, or Santa won't be able to deliver my gift.

  5. Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

    Because...fuck, I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. Fuck, man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

  6. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  7. Okay so I dmed a girl you win on her slutty Dorothy costume and she asked me “ what’s my prize”

    Please help me reply I’m actually stuck and I can’t make it dirty lol

  8. Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

  9. Line: I know how to please a woman/man.
    Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

  10. Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

Funny pleased pickup lines

Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers?

Will you please check that my tailpipe emissions are below 95 g?

Excuse me are you an archeologist? Because please have kiss with me.

Please allow me to keep term, forever?

Roses are red, I haven't ate...

So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

Your band uniform makes me uncomfortable. Please take it off.

Bae,please be my tie . Because im gonna be a suit . And you look beautiful when you on me.

Is that a secret microphone hidden in your trunks to fight tax evasion, or are you just pleased to see me?

Is that a parliamentary majority in your pocket are you just pleased to see me?

I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

Is that Pinocchio in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?

Can i please moderate your caucus?

War and Peace? More like more-of-seeing-your-face please!

Please? Just dinner?

Please don’t be too sweet. I might get Diabetes!

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

Is that guyliner in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Would you please come home with me and tie me up...

Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb