Top 6 Sperm Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sperm pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I'm a sperm whale. Seriously, what more do I need to say?

2. Roses are red violets are blue

   You’re the one I want my sperm to swim too ;)

3. Hey girl are you an atomic bomb?

   Cuz with one blow, you can kill at least 200,000 people
   
   (People refers to sperm)

4. Girl are you a sperm bank?

   Because I wanna give all of my semen.
   
   (You could also say sperm.)

5. I'll go to the SuperM concert with you

   But I'll need u in my sperm later that night

6. They don't cal me a sperm-whale for nothing.