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Top 20 Tardis Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tardis pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the Tardis? Cause I bet you’re bigger on the inside.

  2. I may not be the Doctor, and you may not be my companion, but you can time-travel in my TARDIS anytime you want.

  3. How about we go back to the Tardis and play doctor.

  4. I saw you from across the TARDIS and you made my... Snakedance.

  5. How about you and I go back to my TARDIS so I can sonic screw you?

  6. If you’ll be the doctor I’ll be your tardis and you can ride me through space and time

  7. Do you want to be the doctor to my tardis?

  8. Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my TARDIS. Time Travel maybe?

  9. Zygon's are Red. Tardis' are Blue. I have two hearts. Both are for you.

  10. Come into the TARDIS. Be careful, it’s a little rough and bumpy

Funny tardis pickup lines

Hey wanna take a look at my tardis? It's bigger than it looks.

Hey girl, were you almost tardy

Because you barely got back.

Fezzes are red, the TARDIS is blue

bowties are cool, and so are you. Dr Who

Feezes are red. The tardis is blue. Custard is sweet and so are you.

Don't be tardy for the party in my pants!

Is your name Tardis? Because I could ride you through time and space.

They call my penis The TARDIS. It’s bigger when it’s inside.

Wanna tickle my tardis?

Get in my Tardis. I'll take you to heaven.