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Top 47 Ticket Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ticket pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ticket conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You are really hot, are you a cop?

    Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.

  2. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

  3. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire?

    Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

  4. Are you a parking ticket?

    Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

  5. Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!

  6. You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

  7. I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

  8. I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

  9. Girl, you don't need a ticket to park here any time.

  10. Babe did you drop something? It's a VIP ticket to a breakfast in bed at my place.


Working ticket pickup lines

Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride my roller coaster.

You a train? Because I am about to board you without a ticket.

Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you are fine

Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus. 

Girl, are you red zone? Because no parking ticket is going to stop me tonight.

Did u get a ticket
Because u have fine written all over u

Are you a parking ticket?

Cos I found you on the street and I can't afford to pay you.

Hey babe, want two tickets to the gun show?

Damn girl are you a parking ticket?

Cuz I want to tear you up and forget you ever existed.

Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over today...

You know how fast I was falling for ya

(So here’s your speeding ticket)

Dam you I just got a ticket cuz my heart is racing

Is this even make sense? I'm not English so please let me know

Are you a parking ticket

Because i would be fined to meet you

Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.

Are you a lottery ticket?

Cause i just hit the jackpot with you

Girl, you must be a traffic ticket...

... because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

Keep this up and you'll get a ticket to ride.

Are you a parking ticket

Because I want to fall out with my wife over you

Are you a parking ticket?

Because I'll fight you in court in a year

Are you a Hamilton ticket?

Because I would do ANYTHING to get you.

¿Dónde venden los números para ganarse este premio?
(Where are they selling the tickets to win this prize?)

My love for you is like tickets. I just keep requesting until you give it to me.