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Top 39 Ticket Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ticket pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ticket conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You are really hot, are you a cop?

    Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.

  2. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

  3. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire?

    Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

  4. Are you a parking ticket?

    Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

  5. Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!

  6. You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

  7. I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

  8. I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

  9. Are you a parking ticket?

    Cuz you are fine

  10. Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

Funny ticket pickup lines

Did u get a ticket
Because u have fine written all over u

Are you a parking ticket?

Cos I found you on the street and I can't afford to pay you.

Hey babe, want two tickets to the gun show?

Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over today...

You know how fast I was falling for ya

(So here’s your speeding ticket)

Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz I wanna hold onto you for years until it costs me thousands of dollars.

Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?
Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Are you a lottery ticket?

Cause i just hit the jackpot with you

Keep this up and you'll get a ticket to ride.

Girl, you must be a traffic ticket...

... because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

Are you a parking ticket

Because I want to fall out with my wife over you

Are you a Hamilton ticket?

Because I would do ANYTHING to get you.

Buy lottery tickets and hand them out to girls with this statement written on the back, "If you win, will you take me out to celebrate? Even if you don't win, let's get together sometime. Here's my number ____."

When it comes to me baby, you got a lifetime Ticket to Ride.

I'm writing you a ticket. "Fine" is written all over you.

My love for you is like tickets. I just keep requesting until you give it to me.

¿Dónde venden los números para ganarse este premio?
(Where are they selling the tickets to win this prize?)

Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.

I got two one-way tickets to New Orlean. You won’t want to leave when you get this lucky.

Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.

You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.

I can't afford a ticket to sea world so can I just see your dolphin show?