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150 Ticket Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 150 ticket pick up lines for her and flirty ticket rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about ticket that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with ticket rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny ticket pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty ticket joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Ticket Rizz

A good Ticket pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. You are really hot, are you a cop?

    Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.

  2. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

  3. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire?

    Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

  4. Are you a parking ticket?

    Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

  5. Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!

  6. You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

Short and cute ticket pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about ticket are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

Girl, you don't need a ticket to park here any time.

Babe did you drop something? It's a VIP ticket to a breakfast in bed at my place.

You a train? Because I am about to board you without a ticket.

Are you a parking ticket?
Cuz you are fine

Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus. 

Cheesy ticket Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

"Are you a ticket? Because you've just fined my heart for speeding into love!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got 'FINE' written all over you, even if my pick-up lines are lame."

"Are you a traffic ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you!"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over that voluptuous ass.


Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you. Let's hit the gym together sometime.

"Well, if good food delights you, you haven't tasted my homemade lasagna yet. It's a VIP ticket to flavour town."

Funny ticket Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Ticket conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you, unlike my anxious thoughts.

"Those strong arms of yours are just missing one thing - a one-way ticket to wrap around me tonight."

"How about a date? I promise, I'm like a parking ticket – ridiculously overpriced, but enough to make your heart race."

"Do you have a ticket? Because I’d love to take you out and explore all your favorite attractions."

Are you a movie ticket? Because you're stunning and I want to take you out tonight.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you. Can I be your ride?

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you, but we're still in the friend zone."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you when it comes to kissing!

"Are you a concert ticket? Because you have 'fine' written all over you and I can't wait for the show."


"Was it a one-way ticket to my heart? Because from the moment I saw you, there was no turning back."

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you, just like evilphuck.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you, even if you're vertically challenged.

Clever ticket Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Ticket hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, even at full speed."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, while I've got a book cover."

"Is your smile a ticket? Because with those dimples, it's like winning a lottery every time you're traditionally dressed."

"Are you a concert ticket? Because that guy got a noseful, but I've got the exclusive backstage pass."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've been fine all day... and I'm broke."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you... just like that gourmet cheese!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you...just like your personality!

"I'm sorry, are you a parking ticket? Because I just can't seem to find the fine print on not falling for you."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "Fine" written all over you... just like Floyd Leech!


"Are you a traffic cop? Because you just stopped my heart with a ticket for speeding into your smile!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because I've been standing here for so long, I'm expecting to get fined for waiting."

"Have you ever tried a one-way ticket to someone's heart? Because I think I just found mine."

Smooth ticket Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Ticket pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Making money is just my way of securing tickets for our journey in this novel of love and desire."

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you, motherfudger.

"If your smile were a ticket, I'd never want to throw it away—it's a prize I want to keep."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, but I still can't park here!"

"Are you a movie ticket? Because I can't resist the urge to take you out for a show!"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you're making me feel cruel for wanting to ignore you.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got "fine" written all over you, and I’m not just talking about your big heart.

"Are you a ticket? Because I’d ride this rollercoaster of life with you any day!"

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "FINE" written all over you! Leave me your contact info!


"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over, despite the height restrictions."

"So, a bouquet of roses could be my ticket to your heart? Noted. But be warned, I'm not your average flower delivery guy."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, but I'm still looking for the 'NICE'."

Flirty ticket Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Ticket pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Are you a ticket? Because I can't wait to take you on an unforgettable ride tonight."

"Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause I've no fine intentions, except proving I'm not an asshole."

"Just like a winning lottery ticket, I knew I was likely going to get incredibly lucky the moment I saw you."

"Are you a lottery ticket? Because I'm willing to scratch your back for a chance at the jackpot of your heart."

"That's like making me buy a lottery ticket without telling me the jackpot! A bit mysterious, I see!"

"Are you a Disneyland ticket? Because you've got me feeling like a kid again, excited to explore every part of you."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "fine" written all over your big package.

Girl, are you red zone? Because no parking ticket is going to stop me tonight.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you... just like Lexi's handwriting!


"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, and that's something really good!"

"Are you a traffic ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, Officer Gorgeous."

"Are you a golden ticket? Because I feel lucky every time I'm with you, and I want to unwrap more."

Cringe ticket Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"Being with you is like winning the lottery, only better, because your confidence outshines any golden ticket."

"Baby, are you a passport? Because you're my ticket to an adventure of love and desire."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you with those big badonkers!

"Are you a parking ticket? Because I can't resist picking up something as fine as you are."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you. And I mean that in the best way possible!"

"Do you have a ticket? Because I think we could take this conversation to the next level—like first class!"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you with those singing skills!

"Are you a movie ticket? Because you have blockbuster written all over you."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you, even without smiling!"

"Are you the headliner? Because in the festival of my heart, you're the hottest ticket."

"Are you a concert ticket? Because I find myself always chasing you like my favorite Indonesian band's front row seat!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, just like my sigmafreaking heart."

"Are you a train ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, beautiful conductor."

Are you a lottery ticket? Because you're worth more than a million bucks in my eyes.

"Are you a ticket? Because I've been waiting for a ride like you my whole life!"

"Nice to meet you, Mackline! Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've been complaining so much, I feel like I'm getting fined.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got a big 'fine' rear and a nose for trouble!

Are you a speeding ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "FINE" written all over you!

"Do you believe in love at first flight? Because my heart just boarded a one-way ticket to you!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I promise, I'm not an 'asshole' driver."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you... literally, on your massive tits.

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over, no subtlety needed."

"Do you believe in love at first ticket? Because I think we just boarded the express train to romance!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'Fine: Conversation Starter' written all over you."

Is your mom a parking ticket? Because she has 'FINE' written all over her, just like you.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got Manish saying "shukriya" for the best spot in Akola!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "Fine" written all over you, unlike my dying uncle.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "Fine" written all over you in that sports car.

Are you a movie ticket? Because I'd stand in line for hours just to be with you.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over your cute little feet.

"Are you a concert ticket? Because I’d be front row, screaming like your biggest fan!"

"Are you a ticket? Because you've just taken me on a ride I never want to end."

"Rachel, are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you and I can't afford the charge."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you...in bold font!"

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you... just kidding, I'm blind!

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got 'fine' written all over you, and it’s no joke!"

"Are you a flight ticket? Cause when I look at you, I see my next adventure."

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you...literally!

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, even though you can't spell 'fine.'"

"Your dimples are so entrancing, I'd need two tickets - one for each magical journey they promise."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you - literally, it's a problem.

"If a smile was a ticket, yours would be my invitation to go out on a date."

"Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you... and I'm pretty bad at parking."

"Are you a speeding ticket? 'Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you, Officer."

"Those abs deliver more than mail, they're delivering a first class ticket to my fantasy."

"Are you a concert ticket? Because right now, you're the only show that can make my heart rock and roll."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've been haunting my dreams, just like my rival!

If I were a chocolate bar, you'd be the golden ticket to my sweetest dreams!

" Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I'd pay any fine to keep you around."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you and I never have change for meter parking!"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "FINE" written all over you...unlike my search for a vagina.

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, even when there's not much space left."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you... just like the sky on a clear blue day."

Well, I must be a parking ticket because I've got "FINE" written all over me! 😜

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, and I'm willing to pay!"

"Are you a concert ticket? Because I’m your biggest fan and I’d never miss a chance to see you!"

"Well, a biopic about you sounds intriguing. I'd be the first in line for tickets, provided it includes our first date."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I can't contest that!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because even though you're short, you've got FINE written all over you!"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you, my little submissive.

"Are you an angel? Because dating you seems like a one-way ticket to heaven."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because despite the height sign, you've absolutely fine written all over you!"

"Is that 20 dollars for your pics or a ticket to your captivating world? Either way, I'm all in."

"Did your booty get a ticket? Because it's so fine, it must be illegal."

"Hey Carlie, are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you, and I'd never contest it."

"Excuse me, sweetpetite, but you must be a traffic ticket because those eyes just gave me a fine for speeding heartbeats!"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you, show me the ass.

"Are you a concert? Because I’m not just a fan, I’d buy the front-row tickets to your heart!"

"Are you a concert ticket? Because I’m ready to be your biggest fan and cheer for you front row!"

"Excuse me, miss, are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you and, bruh, I hate parking tickets."

"Tameka, are you a parking ticket at Westfield? Because you've got FINE written all over you!"

"Have you ever been ticketed for over-speeding? Because your smile just made my heart race instantly."

"Are you a concert ticket? Because I’d wait in line all day just to adore you from the front row!"

Did you get a ticket for walking without a license? Because you've been driving me crazy.

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, and dad would definitely disapprove!"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got "fine" written all over you! Let's have some fun!

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, even if it is in smaller print."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you...literally, my dear picky swiper!"

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Ticket love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Ticket openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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