"If your biceps could make anything extinct, imagine what damage your love could do to a girl like me."

"If your body's a pickup truck, darling, I'm the lucky guy who gets to buff it to a shinier perfection."

"Is your smile always this radiant, or did my tractor-crushing biceps spark some kind of magic?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the path of your bicep curls."

"Ever needed a personal car wash? I'd love to get my hands dirty exploring those biceps of yours."

"Just like a pickup, you're hot and dirty, mind if I be the lucky guy that gets to clean your biceps?"

"You're like a sexy, mud-splattered pickup truck; can I be the lucky guy who gets to hose you down?"

Your blonde hair, biceps tattoo, and piercing eyes are like a sexy Nordic saga come to life.

"You under arrest, because every time you flex, my heart beats faster than the speed limit."

"Ever seen a rugged truck get a shine? That's me washing your muscles, turning that dirt into divine."

"Your biceps must be tired, because they've been lifting my spirits all day."

"Are your biceps made of steel? Because I'm feeling weak in the knees just looking at them."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like those biceps of yours!

"Judging by this gym selfie, our chemistry would be stronger than my bicep curls."

"Is your body from a gym? Because those solid shoulders and biceps are creating a fitness goal in my heart."

"Got handcuffs? Because your biceps are arresting my attention and I don't mind being detained."

"Do you have a map to your biceps? Because I seem to have lost myself in their definition."

Are you a muscle mummy? Because you've got me wrapped around your bicep.

"Is your heart as strong as your biceps? Because mine just skipped a beat."

"Your muscles are like a pickup truck, all covered in dirt. Can I be the guy who gets to wash them down?"

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your biceps."

"I must be a mechanic, because every time I see you, my heart starts racing like a tuned-up engine."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just the sun reflecting off your tractor-crushing biceps?"

"Hey boy, you're like a pickup truck - dirty and strong. Mind if I be the lucky hose to your muscular car wash?"

"If you're a fish, then consider me hooked. Let's swim together in the sea of love, Chatrine."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in those biceps that could rip apart shirts."

"You're like a pickup truck, rugged and dirty. How about letting this lucky guy give those muscles a thorough wash?"

"Do you believe in gravity? Because whenever I do a bicep curl, I feel myself being pulled towards you."

"Ever ridden a cowboy with biceps as sturdy as a stallion? Buckle up, sweetheart, it's gonna be one helluva ride."

"Is your body sculpted from farming, or is it my heart you're plowing with those tractor-crushing biceps?"

Hey girl, are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest...and these biceps have my assets.

"Do your biceps come with a GPS? Because your physique is leading me straight to paradise."

"Are those biceps on loan from the gym, or did heaven lose another angel?"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Because my biceps are already taken."

"Ever seen a bicep glisten under hose water? You're the muddy truck, I'm the guy with the magic touch."

"Are your biceps made of steel? Because every time you flex, my heart skips a beat."

"Do these biceps make your heart skip a beat like how fresh milk curdles cream? Because you're stirring up my feelings."

"Are you sure you're a fish? Because I can't find anyone more alluring and captivating than you, Chatrine."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your biceps, the Rizzler’s most attractive landmark."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you...unlike my biceps which are more like "extra large."

"Ever need a personal car wash? Because I'd love to make those biceps shine brighter than any pickup truck."

"If you're a fish, then consider me your bait. Let's swim together, Chatrine."

"Damn, if your biceps are the appetizer, I can't wait to dive into the main course."

"I must be under arrest because your biceps got me handcuffed to this irresistible attraction."

"Ride on, muscular stallion! I'm ready to be lassoed in by your charm... and those biceps."

"Is it a crime to have abs this striking, or are you just guilty of stealing my breath away?"

"Do you believe in love at first flex, or should I do another bicep curl?"

"Ever seen muscles that could bend steel, sweetheart? Because this farmer's biceps are dying to plow your heart."

"Ever gotten a ticket for overloading on sexiness? Because those abs and biceps are definitely above the legal limit."

"Excuse me, but can you hold my biceps? They're pretty heavy from carrying all this charm."

Are those biceps real or did you just steal them from a Greek statue? Impressive and irresistible!

"Is it hot out here or is it just your biceps flexing over my package, Mr. UPS man?"

"Are those biceps standard issue? Because they should be considered a lethal weapon."

"Your muscles remind me of a dirty pickup truck, may I have the pleasure to wash every inch?"

"Howdy, miss. Is your heart a rodeo? Because my biceps are ready to ride and never let go."

Do you work out at the gym? Because your curves are as impressive as your biceps.

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing your smile is as captivating as my biceps."

"Hey, you're like my favorite pickup, covered in dirt. Fancy a scrub down from this lucky mechanic?"

You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!

Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.

If you have an anchor tattoo on your bicep, I will seriously marry you this second.