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Top 17 Birth Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Birth pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Could I see your birth certificate before you vote? Because you must have been born in Gorgeousville.

  2. Are you a birthing member of the human race? If so, I need your body.

  3. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

  4. It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.

  5. I have a pen, a phone, and free birth control, so whaddya say?

  6. Today is Earth Day... What do you say we make nine months from now our baby's Birth Day?

  7. Your Birthing Hips will ensure my bloodline will continue.

  8. I just gave birth to a shadow baby sweetheart. How about we make it a brother?

  9. Hey Girl, Are you of noble birth? cauce you’re one fine looking lady!

  10. Hey girl. Are you giving birth?

    If not then get your ass back in the kitchen.

Funny birth pickup lines

You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

Are you giving birth?

Because every time I see you, it feels like I’m hitting the ground!

You have the child-birthing hips that I have been looking for.

I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

Tweet your mother 'thank you' for giving birth to something as gorgeous as you.

The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now." He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"