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Top 50 Buying Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Buying pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Buying conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl

    Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

  2. If I buy a soccer ball darling, will you kick it with me?

  3. Where can I buy a chess table with a queen like you?

  4. I would buy a pirate ship to find that booty.

  5. I'd buy you a drink, but I want you to be able to consent later.

  6. Baby, me love yuh suh much me'll buy your bleaching cream.

  7. I'd buy you for 10 goats and a camel.

  8. Do you buy your pants on sale?

    Because at my house they would be 100% off.

  9. I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

  10. I could spend a lifetime explaining how diamonds are formed but I would rather just buy you one.

Funny buying pickup lines

Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

Are you on the market, cause I'd love to buy that stock.

Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?

I have a much better grand finale planned for you, I'll even buy you breakfast.

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

I'm not showing you my leg, I just met you. At least buy me a drink first.

Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

Do you work at IKEA

Because I’d like to buy one night stand

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl: “you mean a drink?”

Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”

You must love Halloween! You don’t need to buy a costume to look like an angel.

I'll buy you spandex and spikes, because you deserve everything nice.

Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.

Someone keeps stealing my drinks…

Can I buy yours?

Tell me what you think

So there's this girl who is a cashier at one of the local grocery places (she's also in a class of mine but whatever). I think I'm gonna buy some groceries and also buy some flowers and when I go to check out I'm just gonna say "Thanks. You can keep the flowers though".

Whatdya think?

If you're going down, I'm buying.

I'll buy you a puppy.

Hi, I'm (insert name) but you can call me Best Buy

Because I can turn your bedroom into an entertainment center. ;P

Meet me at the water dish, I'll buy you a drink.

Did you buy your pants on sale?

Because back at my place they are 100 percent off.

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you a drink? And by the way Happy Birthday!

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

Hey babe, can I buy you the drink your previous one night stand bought you.