"I hear fearing men is calorie-burning... should we add it to our fitness routine?"

"You must be a high-calorie dessert, because just one look at you raises my heart rate."

"Do you know that kissing burns calories? How about we start a fitness routine together?"

"Did you know a passionate kiss burns 6.4 calories a minute? Fancy working out together?"

"Are you a donut? Because I find it impossible to resist you, despite my daily calorie count."

"Kisses may burn calories; it's a fact quite nice. If you were my gym, I wouldn't think twice."

"Are you a calorie? Because whenever I'm around you, my heart rate definitely accelerates."

"Don't worry about counting calories, you've already got my full attention and I can't resist."

s**... burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?

"Want a workout partner? We could burn calories together, but you're already hot enough."

"Are you a high-calorie dessert? Because I can't resist your sweet temptation, even though you're dangerously addictive."

"Well, who needs gym equipment when I could be lifting you instead! And hey, failed attempts still burn calories, right?"

"Hey, I must be a high-calorie dessert, because the moment you saw me, your heart started racing!"

"Did you know your smile burns more calories than a marathon? Because my heart's definitely racing."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine after we burn some calories together?"

"Did you know a kiss burns calories? So, shall we start our sweet workout together?"

"Are you a calorie-bomb? Because every moment with you is incredibly sweet and totally worth the workout."

Are you made of sugar? Because you're as sweet as a candy bar without the calories.

"Did you know a kiss burns 6 calories per minute? Care to join me for a high-intensity workout?"

Haha, dreams do come with a calorie-free menu! I just hope my dream chef knows how to whip up some gourmet pizza. 🍕

"Did you know that kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute? Want to work out together?"

"Are you a dessert? Because you're adding some deliciously dirty calories to my heart."

"Are you a high calorie meal? Because I've been burning for you all day."

"How about we burn some calories tonight? One kiss at a time?"

"Why count calories, when we could count the moments we spend together instead?"

"If sweating is a sign of burning calories, then darling, with one look at you, I've just lost a pound."

"Are you a donut? Because I find you irresistible and full of dirty calories that I want to consume."

"Since kissing burns 6 calories per minute, shall we start a workout with no sign-up fees or contracts?"

"You know, if kisses were calories, I'd be ready to overindulge with you forever."

"Forget about the calories, darling, our chemistry is what's truly intoxicating."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears—especially the extra calories!"

"Who needs to stress over calories when your smile alone burns away all my worries?"

"Did you know a kiss burns 6.4 calories? How about we have a workout?"

If burning calories was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence because you're smoking hot.

"No donuts? Guess that means you’re saving all your calories for that secret pizza stash I’m convinced exists somewhere in your fridge! 🍕😄"

"Hey girl, are you a chocolate cake? Because you're so sweet, I don't mind the dirty calories."

"Are you a nutrition label? Because I'm not worried about the numbers, just the fact that you're 100% sweet."

"Haha, if only we could live off dream calories! I’d be a professional dream chef by now. What’s your favorite dream dish?"

"Do you believe in fitness? Because with every kiss we exchange, we're burning some serious lip-tical calories."

"Kissing burns 6 calories a minute, imagine what we could burn together... care for a personalised fitness session?"

"Are you a fitness plan? Because every time we kiss, I feel like I've burned a thousand calories."

"Are you a high-calorie dessert? Because my heart is racing just looking at you."

"Are you on a diet? Because we could burn a lot of calories kissing."

"If kisses were calories, we'd burn a thousand score, your lips, my dear, are a workout I would adore."

"Why count calories when we could be counting the moments we spend together?"

"You're like my favorite cheat meal, irresistibly sweet and full of those delightful dirty calories."

"If flirting with you burns calories, then I've just found my favourite workout routine."

If laziness burned calories, you'd be the fittest person alive! Let's hit the gym together?

"Do you have a nutritional label? Because every time I see you, my heart rate skyrockets."

"Did you know that a minute of kissing burns 2 calories? So, how about a two-hour workout session tonight?"

"Forget about counting calories, the only thing worth counting is the moments we could share together."

"Ever tried the sweetest calorie-burning exercise? It's called kissing, and I'd love to be your coach."

"Are you on a diet? Because we could definitely burn some calories with a goodnight kiss."

"Did you know that kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute? Wanna workout?"

"Your workout routine must be intense to look that hot, need a partner to help burn some extra calories?"

"Are you a slice of cake? Because you're sinfully delicious, and I'm craving every dirty calorie."

"Why count calories when you can count the moments we could share together?"

Hey girl, did you know giving head burns 300 calories?

You look fat.

"They say every kiss burns calories. Fancy making a deliciously delightful diet plan with me?"

"Enjoy your lunch, gorgeous! Remember calories don't count when shared with someone interesting like me."

"Are you a calorie? Because when I'm around you, I can't stop myself from burning up with interest."

"They say kissing is the language of love. Ready to burn calories with our conversation?"

Hey girl are you treadmill

Because I want to burn my calories on you !!

"Did you know that a kiss burns 6 calories a minute? Care to join me for some high intensity interval training?"

Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

If stress burned calories, we'd be the fittest people alive. Let's work out together.

How do you burn a lot of calories ver quickly?

Set a fat kid on fire

Kissing burns 2 calories a minute

We should workout sometime

Would you like to eat something with no calories?

I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?