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Top 16 Calories Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Calories pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Calories conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Did you know kissing burns 6 calories

    Let’s go work out

  2. Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute

    Do you wanna workout?

  3. Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

  4. Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?

  5. Being ugly burns a tonne of calories

    That's why you're so fat

  6. Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?

  7. Hey girl, did you know giving head burns 300 calories?

    You look fat.

  8. Hey girl are you treadmill

    Because I want to burn my calories on you !!

  9. Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

  10. How do you burn a lot of calories ver quickly?

    Set a fat kid on fire


Working calories pickup lines

Kissing burns 2 calories a minute
We should workout sometime

I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...

Would you like to eat something with no calories?

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?