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Top 17 Crotch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Crotch chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You’re a squatter? How bout you squat on my crotch?

  2. Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

  3. I have sand in my crotch. Wanna get it out?

  4. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

  5. Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead sweetheart.

  6. Are you from Ireland? 'Cuz my dick's-a-Dublin! [Look down at your crotch]

  7. *Point to crotch*

    You gonna eat that?

  8. Do you have a mirror up your crotch

    Because I can see myself there ; )

  9. Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say "Are you gonna eat that?"

  10. You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."

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Funny crotch pickup lines

Wow, those drop-crotch pants make your nether-regions look slammin’.

(Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

Is that crotch sweat, or are you happy to see me?

Why no, I certainly don't mind that your crotch simply must rub on my ass because you can't twist sideways.

(Point your wand at girls crotch and say).... Alohamora!

Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.