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Top 32 Equals Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Equals pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm all for equality but there's one place I like to be on top.

  2. Baby you must been tired cause you've been marching for equality in my mind all day.

  3. Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

  4. Pizza

    Wanna go out for some pizza? Because it was either that or a pickup line and both would have been equally cheesy

  5. Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit

  6. If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate.

  7. You may not have equal socio-political representation, but you can certainly have equal representation in my pants.

  8. Hey baby, are from Heaven?

    Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

    O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

    However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

  9. "Hey, could you help me with a math question?"

    "Sure."

    "Alright. It's x+u=19. Now... I'm pretty sure x equals 9 because u sure are a 10."

  10. Math pickup line

    So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

    I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

Funny equals pickup lines

Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.

Start with her smile

Roses are red

1.6 kilometers equals one mile

someone might have said you before but not in this way

that you have beautiful smile.

Since velocity multiplied by time equals to distance

Let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

You know 1 plus 1 equal 2 ?

That could be me and you

Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.

If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.

One scoop of me, plus one scoop of you, equals a big bowl of cute.

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?

If equal affection cannot be,
Let the more loving one be me.

The Continental Congress decreed 'all men are created equal.' But, they didn't say anything about 'all women being created equal.' Because girl, you are too fine!

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you. (For the nerdy runner.)

I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation

If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth

If four plus four equals eight, ....then me plus you equals fate.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

You must be sin squared, because I'm cosin squared and together we equal one.

It makes me feel so good when I think about how equally yoked we are.