You may not have equal socio-political representation, but you can certainly have equal representation in my pants.

"Are you a gender equality speech? Because every time I see you, I'm inspired."

"If giving massages is your idea of lame, I can't wait to see what your idea of exciting is."

"Girl, if beauty were a triangle, you'd be an equilateral - equally stunning from every angle."

"Your beauty is like a piano's melody, captivatingly vast and equally enchanting, my dear Japanese madam."

Hey girl, are you a sine rule

Cause me under you would be equally as good as you under me

"Hey, could you help me with a math question?"

"Sure."

"Alright. It's x+u=19. Now... I'm pretty sure x equals 9 because u sure are a 10."

"Your smile is like a yellow sunray, and your blush, a pink sunrise - both equally enchanting."

"You know, such beauty often has an equally stunning partner. Dare I ask, is there a lucky one or it's just us tonight?"

"I'd take a 'lame' massage from you any day if it means getting to spend more time with you."

"Hey Anjali, your smile is like a sunrise, how about we end the night with an equally stunning spectacle?"

"Yes, but don't worry - my heart is big enough to appreciate both of you equally."

"Do you love algebra? Because I think we should solve for 'x' where 'x' equals you and me together."

"In the heat of our marriage, your sizzling body surely calls for some equally adorable offspring, don't you think?"

"Wow, that was quite an introduction, but it's only fair. Can I have a chance to leave an equally unforgettable impression on you? "

Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.

"I promise to always give my full attention and care to both of you equally, no favorites."

"Just like a math equation, you plus me equals an undeniable level of coolness and attraction."

"Ayyy, that's what I like to hear! We're already on the same wavelength. Ever met someone who's equally into vibes?"

Bring it on! I love a good challenge. Just remember, I can be equally charmingly annoying! 😏

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

"Like Pythagoras, I've figured out the perfect equation - you plus me, equals an undeniably magnetic attraction."

"Looks like Newton's third law is at work, because you've stolen my heart from across town. Ready to equalize the reaction?"

"Your confidence in stripping is magnetic, ever thought of unwrapping a heart that's equally mesmerizing?"

"If you and your friend both decided to date me, I'd make sure you both feel equally special every day."

Are you offering massages? Because you've got a magnetic touch that's making my muscles tingle.

"Forget the massage, let me be your personal masseuse and work out all your knots tonight."

"Do you believe in equality? Because I'm all about sharing my love with you."

"Like communism, I believe in the equal distribution of love. Can I share some with you?"

"Are you a math problem? Because adding you to my life equals happiness, multiplying with love, subtracted by none."

"Is your name Communism? Because I feel an equal distribution of love every time I see you."

"You must be the solution to my equation, because adding you makes my happiness equal 56!"

"Good morning, handsome! Thanks for the superstar compliment, brightened up my day. Hoping yours is equally fantastic!"

"Well, I believe that a great conversation starts when both parties have an equal say. What's your next move, master strategist?"

"Your big allure deserves an equally bold admirer—how about we explore some sweet 'doggy' adventures together?"

"Juliana, such a beautiful name for an equally striking person. It’s a pleasure e-meeting you."

"Be my Valentine, because just like a math equation, you plus me equals endless love."

"If I were a mathematician, I'd solve for 'X' in your heart and make it equal 'me'."

"Hi there, your hello just lit up my day. How about we make the rest of the day equally enchanting?"

"I must be dreaming because I can't believe someone as stunning as you has an equally handsome twin brother."

"Just like a bombshell, your stunning allure is equally explosive and irresistible, baby."

"If showers are fun, how about we double the joy together? Your beauty deserves an equally stunning companion."

Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

"Your style is on point! Just curious, is there an equally stylish someone special in your life?"

"Well, if I'm bad at compliments, how about we start with subtraction? You minus my presence equals a dull evening."

"Wow, that's intense! But let's start with a coffee date. I promise it's less life-threatening but equally thrilling."

"Well, in every picture you posted, I can see the reflection of your beautiful soul. Your eyes must be equally enchanting."

"Absolutely, because every enchanting meeting like ours deserves an equally compelling soundtrack."

"Believe in gender equality? How about switching roles for a change, and you can take the lead tonight?"

"Was it the sunshine or something equally charming that gifted your smile today?"

"Ever seen a farmer this chiseled? I can plow fields and hearts with equal prowess."

"If politics is an equation, then you plus me would equal a perfect democracy."

"While everyone's entitled to their perspective, I believe in equality and feel that women should have the right to choose their own path."

"Those pink lips of yours are irresistible; do they share their hue with anything else equally tempting?"

"Forget the massage, how about I show you a different kind of hands-on relaxation?"

"I promise to shower you both with equal love and attention, because my heart has enough room for two."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack that fights for gender equality."

"Haha, well I believe life is all about experiencing new things. But I'm equally comfortable staying in with good company ;) "

"Do you believe in equality? Because I think we're a 50/50 match made in heaven."

"Dinner at 8? Perfect. After all, every beautiful sunset should be accompanied by an equally captivating view, Shortie."

"I've always believed in gender equality; how about we level the playing field in the bedroom tonight?"

"I'd rather give you a massage with my hands all over your body. How about it?"

"I'm not a mathematician, but I know 69 inches of you equals to 100% of my attention."

1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.

"Just like quick math, I couldn't help but add you and me together, subtract our distance and equal happiness."

If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

The law of contrapositives says that we should have a baby ;)

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IDK if those were good, just something that my girl sent me.

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"Thank you, handsome! Your messages always bring a smile to my face. Wishing you an equally fantastic day!"

"Einstein's theory of relativity states energy equals MC squared, but all I see is U and I together."

"Like Cristiano Ronaldo on the field, I can't help but chase after your heart with equal fervor."

"Are you a socialist drama? Because my heart is equally distributing all its love to every part of you."

If loving momo is wrong, I don't want to be right. You're equally delicious and tempting.

"Is it just me, or does a sexy outfit work best with an equally captivating conversation? Let’s create one together."

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'my kind of crazy' and hope for an equally interesting answer?"

"Is your name Newton? Cause the gravity of your ass equals the sass squared!"

"Excuse me, but can you help me solve a problem? It's X+U=25. Seems like U equals 15 because X is definitely a 10."

"You know, your attitude shines as bright as your smile and I'm finding it equally captivating."

"You must be a math problem because adding you to my life equals pure perfection."

"Just as Cooperstuff creates amazing things, could we create an equally amazing story together?"

Skip the massage, your smile alone has already worked wonders on me.

Can you rate this direct message that i just used

Hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics

"Aladdin may not have a magic carpet, Jasmine, but I promise our ride on my hoverboard will be equally enchanting."

"Is your heart similar to big boobs? Because I find both equally hard to ignore!"

"I see you're building yourself an empire, fancy an equally ambitious partner to share that throne with?"

"Such a beautiful name for an equally stunning canvas of dusk, mind if I get lost in your twilight?"

"Like the sun's radiant glow, Ronald Jackson, your charm does equally bestow."

I get that! Dogs have such great vibes. Do you have a favorite breed, or do you love them all equally?

What does 1+1 equal?

You're right, it *is* 2, but it also equals Me + You.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...just like my massage offer."

"This may sound presumptuous, but isn't it a crime for such an enchanting lady to not have an equally captivating partner?"

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. And speaking of time, how about that massage offer?"

"Are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my world, especially in terms of gender equality."

Start with her smile

Roses are red

1.6 kilometers equals one mile

someone might have said you before but not in this way

that you have beautiful smile.

"Darling, you're not my fiancé, but my equal partner. Let's weave a love story that even stars will envy."

"With eyes as captivating as yours, I might need glasses but only to see anything else as equally stunning."

"Just like how you’ve raised such a wonderful daughter, I aspire to make our relationship equally beautiful."

"I must admit, your company is priceless—let’s make sure the next date is equally unforgettable, my treat!"

"Your love for food and your ability to tease me are equally delicious, darling."

"Like Stark's suit, you're a masterpiece with no equal, your beauty, my dear, needs no sequel."

"This Valentine's, let's skip to the best deal around - me plus you, equals unforgettable chemistry."

"Sure thing! It's a deal then to making our already lovable selves even sweeter. You're quite a charmer, aren't you?"

"O yau ga na serau se bera ni vakaloloma, me vaka na siga e Fiji kei na yasana talega?"
(Are you a Fijian sunset or sunrise, because both are equally breathtaking?)

"Are you from Sweden? Because your acting talent and love for equality is making my heart Stockholm in love."

Roses are red, your beauty is no question

There’s nobody equal to you, like mathematical expressions.

"You have a way with words that puts a smile on my face. I'm equally enchanted by your charm."

You must be ambidextrous because you've got me feeling equally excited on both sides.

"Absolutely, it's all about equality! Let's make our personalities extra sweet with those macchiatos. Your charm is hard to resist already."

"I believe in equality, so how about we spoil each other? You with your charm and me with my undivided attention."

"Is your smile the third law of attraction? Because for every beauty, it equally attracts my admiration."

"Aha! Quite the teaser, are we? Just remember, every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

"If I offered you a massage, it'd be anything but lame. You deserve to be pampered, beautiful."

"Thanks for the compliment! Your beauty and charm are equally noticeable, feels like a delightful blend of elegance and simplicity."

Since velocity multiplied by time equals to distance

Let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

let's make the FREQUENCY of me in you greater than or equal to two

You know 1 plus 1 equal 2 ?

That could be me and you

Hey girl are you a parallel force equal opposite and seperated by a distance from me

Cuz we'd make a great couple

One scoop of me, plus one scoop of you, equals a big bowl of cute.

It makes me feel so good when I think about how equally yoked we are.

You must be sin squared, because I'm cosin squared and together we equal one.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?

If four plus four equals eight, ....then me plus you equals fate.

B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth

The Continental Congress decreed 'all men are created equal.' But, they didn't say anything about 'all women being created equal.' Because girl, you are too fine!

If equal affection cannot be,
Let the more loving one be me.

I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you. (For the nerdy runner.)

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.

If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!

Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.

If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.