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Top 18 Exam Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Exam pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

    Made this one myself, hope it is good

  2. Step into my exam room and take off your pants.

  3. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

  4. Can a doctor sue me for breaking his finger during a prostate exam?

  5. If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.

  6. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

  7. Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

  8. You're like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.

  9. Hey, baby, care for a pelvic exam?

  10. Is this a good pickup line?

    I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

Funny exam pickup lines

Anybody ever told you that you’re kind of like an exam?
Cause I got your name but I forgot our date


Wish me luck kings, I just used that one on a girl who added me on snap

I've got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?

I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.

I'm not a doctor, but I'd sure love to give you a physical exam.

(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

You're like the AP physics exam—great curves.