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Top 24 Exam Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Exam pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

    Made this one myself, hope it is good

  2. Are you an exam paper?

    Because I forget everything when I look at you...

  3. Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

    Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

  4. Girl are you a oral exam?

    Because I'm too nervous to even speak to you...

  5. Step into my exam room and take off your pants.

  6. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

  7. Can a doctor sue me for breaking his finger during a prostate exam?

  8. If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.

  9. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

  10. Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

Funny exam pickup lines

You're like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.

Hey, baby, care for a pelvic exam?

Girl are u a prostate exam?

Cuz I don't know what I'm letting myself into

Something to use on your ex

I have an exam tomorrow, any cheating tips

Anybody ever told you that you’re kind of like an exam?

Cause I got your name but I forgot our date


Wish me luck kings, I just used that one on a girl who added me on snap

Baby I'll take the hunter exam if it's for you.

I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.

If my exams were as easy as having sex with you, I'd be getting 100% scores on all my papers.

I'm not a doctor, but I'd sure love to give you a physical exam.

(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

You're like the AP physics exam—great curves.