104 Fool Pick Up lines And Rizz

I don't fall for April Fools lies

I've fallen for those big brown eyes of yours already

"If your kisses are as sweet as your smile, I'd be a fool not to taste eternity tonight."

"Your height doesn't fool me, because your beauty soars higher than any skyscraper I've ever seen."

"Only a fool would be embarrassed to acknowledge your beauty, but I'm brave enough to say you're breathtaking."

"I heard you don't like alcohol, so how about we skip to the part where I still make a fool of myself?"

"Have you ever considered teaching? Because every time we talk, you make me reconsider all my life choices."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Damn I Was A Fool For Trusting You.

"In a world full of fools, you shine like the sun, your intellect's a jewel that can't be outdone."

Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re a**...?

Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious Are you smiling now? YOU ARE REALLY b**...

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

"Looking for a new hobby, how about we start with 'getting to know each other'? You might just like it."

Hey, are you iron pyrite?

Because you're this fool's gold.

"I don't believe in coincidence. We're here, together, and I'd be a fool not to ask you out, wouldn't I?"

"Challenge accepted. Prepare to be swayed by charm and wit like no other, because I'm not just another number in your hundreds."

"Well darling, if being an idiot is what it takes to make you smile, I'd gladly be a fool forever."

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

"Well, I'd rather be the fool who adores you than the wise man who missed his chance."

"You may have deserted them, darling, but I'd be a fool to let such an interesting plot twist slip away."

"Just like Del Boy, only a fool would miss the chance to share a trotter or two with a beauty like you."

"Let's talk about your secret talent. Everyone has one, you can't fool me!"

I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. Aww, because I'm so sweet? No. Because you're fat as h**....

"Among all the boys so cool, your charisma makes me a fool."

I can see forever in your eyes.But all I can see is never in yours.

"Just like Del Boy, I might be a fool for many things, but falling for your beauty isn't one of them."

"Is your name Oscar? Because I've been acting like a fool trying to win you over."

I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

"In this world of 'Only Fools and Horses', I'd gladly play the fool if it means winning a thoroughbred beauty like you."

"Ha, fooled you, huh? Don't worry, I'm very much a girl. Maybe the mystery is part of my charm?"

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

"Are you a life coach? Because with every word, you're making me reconsider who I'm really interested in."

"I might seem foolish, but the only embarrassment here is not telling you sooner how enchanting you are."

"If your kisses are always that sweet, I would be a fool to say no. Can't resist the urge of wanting more."

When I call u: 1 ring means : I am missing yoU 2 ring means : I like u 3 ring means : I am thinking of u 4 ring means : I need u 5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

"Are you from Only Fools and Horses? Because you've got me trotting after your alluring charm."

Are you an ornithologist?... because my p**... is incredibly swollen with blood.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel to this fool."

U r the most CUTE persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere

"Who needs 3,000 yen when your smile carries more value? I'd rather repay you with a lifetime of laughter."

"Ever tried 'flirting' as a hobby? You're so good at it, it makes me look like a fool in love."

I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

Fool proof pickup line

Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here"
Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking"

You're welcome.

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own s**... Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

Can’t help falling in love with you

Wise men say
Only fools rush in
But I can’t help falling in love with you
Shall I stay?
Would it be a sin?
If I can’t help falling in love with you


I love you

I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"!
Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant
to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!
Foolllllllllll

It’s April Fool’s Day, and you look you could turn tricks, baby.

Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

U r the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own s**...
Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long

Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

There's a 'U' in beautiful.

Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

You make an April Fool out of me every day.

You put the “oh oh” in “fool.”

You’re cute. April Fool’s! You’re MINDBLOWINGLY SEXY.

Don't let the compact size fool you.

Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.

I can make your bed rock.

Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red?

Yeah, with your blood

Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment?

Woman: Sure :), you're such a gentleman :).

Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you're a**?

Why Do Fools Fall in Love

Wanna get laid?

TOTALLY!
Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."