The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Fool Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fool pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Don’t let my tiny T-Rex arms fool you -- I can reach everything.

  2. Only fools fall for you. I'm glad i am a fool.

  3. Hey girl, is your name April?

    Coz I'm a fool for you.

  4. Are you my homework

    Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

  5. Fool proof pickup line

    Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here"
    Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking"

    You're welcome.

  6. Can’t help falling in love with you

    Wise men say
    Only fools rush in
    But I can’t help falling in love with you
    Shall I stay?
    Would it be a sin?
    If I can’t help falling in love with you

    I love you

  7. Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red?

    Yeah, with your blood

  8. Why Do Fools Fall in Love

  9. I may be a fool. But I'm a fool in love with you.

  10. Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.

Funny fool pickup lines

In a word or 2 – it's u I wanna do/ no not cha body, yo mind u fool. (Sexy M.F.)

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm

Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

Are you Fool proof, or can I trick you into buying me a drink?


Are you smiling now?

Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

Did someone replace the Splenda with cement? Cuz I just got really hard.

Girl, I’d let you flush the toilet while I’m in the shower.

Girl, you’re Fool’s gold. And I don’t ever want to know the real thing.

Guess what day it is? Let’s fool around. (I’m not joking.)

I don’t know what it is about today, but I’m fooling in love with you.

Do you wanna dance?

Yeah but not with you!
You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life?

Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautiful...??

Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reason for that..

I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning.

Aww, because I'm so sweet?
No. Because you're fat as hell.

I can make your bed rock.

Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

I can see forever in your eyes.

But all I can see is never in yours.

I have a box full of baby kittens in my room. Wanna see? …April Fool’s! But now that we’re here…

I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"!
Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant
to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!

I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

It’s April Fool’s Day, and you look you could turn tricks, baby.