I don't fall for April Fools lies

I've fallen for those big brown eyes of yours already

"Your charm may rizz me up, but my heart beats for you alone, Lady X. Let's rewrite our story."

Oh, you think you have me all figured out? I love a good challenge. Let's see how well you really know me.

"Well, teaching me a spell of charm might be the exception, just to keep you intrigued."

"Were you a magician in a past life? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

Maybe I'm just a fool in love, willing to risk getting hurt for a chance with you.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I forget everything else around me.

"Don't let my appearance fool you, I may be a weakling but I've got a strong heart for you."

In a world of fools, your intelligence shines bright, girl you may be silly but you light up my night.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and I make a fool of myself.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again on April Fools'?

If being stunning is a crime, you'd be guilty as charged for making me swoon all the time.

"Your height doesn't fool me, because your beauty soars higher than any skyscraper I've ever seen."

Your smile is a melody, your eyes a symphony, the perfect masterpiece that steals the show is thee.

"I heard you don't like alcohol, so how about we skip to the part where I still make a fool of myself?"

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Now I'm blinded by your beauty and my own clumsiness.

"In this world of fools, I found a gem named Jools, would you make life sublime?"

"In a world full of fools, you shine like the sun, your intellect's a jewel that can't be outdone."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Damn I Was A Fool For Trusting You.

"Have you ever considered teaching? Because every time we talk, you make me reconsider all my life choices."

Yeah, with your bloodHey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and making me all hot and bothered.

"If laughter is the battlefield, consider me your loyal knight, ready to slay any frown that dares approach!"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and you make a fool out of me.

"You might be 3,000 Yen richer, but I'd still be the one who's profited... having you in my life is priceless."

Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re a**...?

Your smile is a treasure, making me feel like a fool in love with its radiant pleasure.

You must be a magician because every time I look at you, I forget how to speak.

"If teaching is your specialty, then consider me your eager student ready to learn... even if it involves a little magic."

Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

Haha, challenge accepted! But be warned, I'm full of surprises. Care to find out more about me?

"Well, they say fortune favors the bold. I might be a fool, but I'm the fool who's ready to prove you wrong."

Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious Are you smiling now? YOU ARE REALLY b**...

Just like Lil Uzi's lyrics, you're captivating and cool. Can I be your Skibidi fool?

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

If being foolish means falling for you, then I must be the biggest fool of all.

"Looking for a new hobby, how about we start with 'getting to know each other'? You might just like it."

Hey there, don't let that serious face fool me - I can see the mischief twinkling in your eyes.

Hey, are you iron pyrite?

Because you're this fool's gold.

"Challenge accepted. Prepare to be swayed by charm and wit like no other, because I'm not just another number in your hundreds."

"I don't believe in coincidence. We're here, together, and I'd be a fool not to ask you out, wouldn't I?"

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

"Thanks! But don't let the innocence fool you, I've got a wild side that only a few can handle."

I may be an ex, but your charm still perplexes. In your gaze, my heart sings and flexes.

Despite your charms, I see through your disguise. My heart flutters, but I'm wise.

"Well darling, if being an idiot is what it takes to make you smile, I'd gladly be a fool forever."

A leader in school, wise and cool. Let's break free from the rules, explore like daring fools. Your mind, my fuel.

"You may have deserted them, darling, but I'd be a fool to let such an interesting plot twist slip away."

"Well, I'd rather be the fool who adores you than the wise man who missed his chance."

"Being around you is like being lost in a beautiful maze, always excited to be fooled by your charm."

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I feel a strong connection between us.

Are you April 1st? Because you seem like the perfect April Fool's prank - too good to be true!

"Just like Del Boy, only a fool would miss the chance to share a trotter or two with a beauty like you."

I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. Aww, because I'm so sweet? No. Because you're fat as h**....

"Let's talk about your secret talent. Everyone has one, you can't fool me!"

"If casting spells isn't your thing, how about we create some chemistry together instead?"

Even in your deceitful guise, my heart beats for you like a prize.

Your grace and wit leave me in a daze,
My heart is yours to amaze.

If age is just a number, let's rewrite the rule, for your smile makes my heart dance like a fool.

"Among all the boys so cool, your charisma makes me a fool."

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, you make a fool of me under your spell.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and I'm left looking foolish.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, you make me smile like a fool."

Your trickery may be grand, but your charm I'll always withstand.

"Even among the exes, you stand out like a gem. Let's create a new beginning together, my lady."

I can see forever in your eyes.But all I can see is never in yours.

"Is your name Oscar? Because I've been acting like a fool trying to win you over."

"I may not be a wizard, but I can certainly make some magic happen outside the classroom."

I know it's not April Fools anymore but...

Would it still be April Fools if I've started becoming a fool for you.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, you make me forget how to act cool.

"Just like Del Boy, I might be a fool for many things, but falling for your beauty isn't one of them."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be an angel... who enjoys embarrassing guys.

I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

In your presence, I stumble and fall,
But it's worth it just to hear your laughter's call.

"Well, teaching me spells could be quite enchanting, but I'll make sure to keep the flirting at bay."

You must be a star, because every time I look at you, you make a fool of me in awe.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, you make me disappear into awkwardness."

"In this world of 'Only Fools and Horses', I'd gladly play the fool if it means winning a thoroughbred beauty like you."

"I may not be a wizard, but I can't help but feel under your spell already. Care to teach me more?"

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

"If I promise to behave, can we still have a little magic between us outside the classroom?"

"Ha, fooled you, huh? Don't worry, I'm very much a girl. Maybe the mystery is part of my charm?"

"I might seem foolish, but the only embarrassment here is not telling you sooner how enchanting you are."

"I promise to focus on learning, but your spellbinding presence might just distract me a bit."

"Are you a life coach? Because with every word, you're making me reconsider who I'm really interested in."

"I may not be able to fool you with a cheesy line, but I can charm you with my genuine wit."

When I call u: 1 ring means : I am missing yoU 2 ring means : I like u 3 ring means : I am thinking of u 4 ring means : I need u 5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

"If your kisses are always that sweet, I would be a fool to say no. Can't resist the urge of wanting more."

Is it hot in here or is it just you making me break a sweat?

Your sweet words aim to deceive, but I see the truth beneath. Your spell won't rizz me up, deceiver.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, you make me believe in love tricks.

"Are you from Only Fools and Horses? Because you've got me trotting after your alluring charm."

Are you an ornithologist?... because my p**... is incredibly swollen with blood.

Your words may cut like a knife, but in you, I see true life. Your charm cuts through like a knife.

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You make my heart skip a beat.

"I'll gladly trade my wand for your knowledge. But perhaps we can mix a little magic outside the classroom?"

"Not a fool, just a knight hoping to win your smile; it’s the brightest treasure I seek."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel to this fool."

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay The Bill !!!! Foolllllllllll

"Ever tried 'flirting' as a hobby? You're so good at it, it makes me look like a fool in love."

Of course! I’d be a fool not to check on someone as interesting as you. So, what else is going on in your world?

U r the most CUTE persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere

I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

"Well, I must say, you've already enchanted me with your teaching style. Care to show me that spell book?"

I must be a fool for falling for you, your smile is dangerous and irresistible.

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own s**... Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

Fool proof pickup line

Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here"
Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking"

You're welcome.

Can’t help falling in love with you

Wise men say
Only fools rush in
But I can’t help falling in love with you
Shall I stay?
Would it be a sin?
If I can’t help falling in love with you


I love you

Do you wanna dance?

Yeah but not with you!
You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

Wanna get laid?

TOTALLY!
Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."

Can I buy you a drink?

Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

Boy:Nice hair

Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

Does beauty run in your family?

It obviously doesn't in yours!

Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Boy: my **** is 10 inches

girl: mine's too !

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautiful...??

Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reason for that..

I can see forever in your eyes.

But all I can see is never in yours.

I have a box full of baby kittens in my room. Wanna see? …April Fool’s! But now that we’re here…

I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"!
Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.

So what do you do for a living?

I'm a female impersonator.

I can make your bed rock.

Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Don't let the compact size fool you.

Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life?

Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

You’re cute. April Fool’s! You’re MINDBLOWINGLY SEXY.

You put the “oh oh” in “fool.”

You make an April Fool out of me every day.

When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.