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Top 15 Instant Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Instant pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

  2. I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.

  3. I will make you soften as fast as instant noodles.

  4. Planes need a mile of runway to take off..

    But when I saw you, my heart took off instantly 🥺🥺

  5. Hey baby, are from Heaven?

    Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

    O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

    However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

  6. Are you a Polaroid?

    Because you instantly flutter my heart

  7. I’m like Harry Houdini, I can make clothes disappear in an instant.

  8. You're like instant soup,

    No that you're cheap, but I could make you using only one hand within five minutes.

  9. Hey baby, want three minutes of instant salty broth goodness in your mouth?

  10. Destiny always seems decades away, but suddenly it's not decades away; it's right now. But maybe destiny is always right now, right here, right this very instant, maybe. (A Canticle for Leibowitz)

Funny instant pickup lines

How, you ask, did I get up here to your balcony? Well, I espied you from yonder garden. In an instant my er, heart was swelled with lus.. er, love. I had to meet you! So I ranneth over but tripped on a stone thusly pole-vaulting into your arms.

The very instant that I saw you did my heart fly to your service.

Don't smile. Because if you smile then everything about you will be perfect and I will fall in love instantly.

Orange is a step back. Girl, YOU are the new black. Just listen to this remix. I want you instantly like Netflix.