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Top 50 Lies Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Lies chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red, violets are blue

    I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

  2. I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

  3. I've heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom...

  4. I can’t lie to anyone. I’m so transparent Stevie Wonder can see through me.

  5. Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

  6. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

  7. Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

  8. A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

  9. My silver tongue is good for more than just lying. Care to find out?

  10. I'm a dentist, why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

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What is a Lies pickup line?

Funny lies pickup lines

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

The Sistine Chapel was nothing.There’s something bout lying on your back & getting filled with inspiration.

Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.


Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Abe Lincoln's #1 pickup line
"I never lie. Unless it's next to you ;)"

Roses are Red,

And the Jedi tell lies, “You ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

Let me be your towel. You can lie on me and use me to dry off.

My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.

Are you the child im hiding in my closet

‘cause people are looking for you but you’re mine so i’ll lie and say you’re not here

"Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but no 'D' in 'refrigerator'?"

Are you smoking ?

Her: no
Me: don’t lie! You’re smoking hot

I'm not gonna lie, I was using a potion of treasure finding when I met you.

Hey girl, do me a favor. Can you look up and tell me what’s the #1 single on Billboard?

Her - tells you

Billboard is lying. You are.

My house is like Facebook

Because their are a lot of unattended little kids in my house who lie about their age

Can I be your first derivative?

Cuz I wanna lie tangent to your curves

Let's play Pangolin and termite mound

You lie down and put your knees up, and I'll stick my long tongue in the gap and eat everything inside.

Girl id say you're the most beautiful girl in the world

but id be lying because you are my world and no one is more beautiful than you ;)

(I hate life love you all <3)

Let’s play winter-winter

You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you

Oh my god.

Ariana Grande wasn’t lying when she said God is a Woman.

When does life become fun?

When you get rid of the lie and put u n it.

I wish I was a derivative

So that I can lie tangent to your curves.

Never stop using them.

Just told my wife "I love you more than anything in the Universe we know, and whatever lies beyond. You are my everything."

Are you a sea lion?

Cause I see you lying on my bed