Top 50 lookin Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Lookin chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl. What's your bracket lookin like this year?

2. Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!

3. Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

4. You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

5. You lookin' for crabs? Because I already got them.

6. The whole country is frozen, but lookin at you I have a warm front coming.

7. Are you in violation of the eighth amendment?

   Because you are lookin excessively fine

8. Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?

9. I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?

10. Girl you so hot

    And i'm lookin to snack on something spicy

Latest lookin chat up lines

Do you cost way too much at a movie theatre?
Cause you lookin like a snack

Hey are you Dutch?

Because AmsterDAMN you're lookin fine

Are you a FPS booster?

Cuz you be lookin optifine

Girl you lookin' like a crustacean

The world is my oyster but I want clam tonight.

Hey girl, are you smart?

Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge 🥵

Damn girl are you a sun god

Cuz you lookin like Aten.

Are you a Minecraft mod
Cause damn girl, you lookin optifine

I heard you were lookin for a STUD

I got the STD,now all I need is U :)

For people who know Table of Elements

Hey girl are you made out of Copper and terrarium because you are lookin pretty cute

Hey gurl, do you live in a fridge?

Cuz u be lookin like a S N A C C

Are you from KFC?

Cause your finger lookin good

Hey girl did you sit in a pile of sugar?

Coz damn that booty lookin’ sweet!

I got quite a few

Let me roleplay as a computer because i want you to stick your usb inside me


are you a computer? cuz i have a ***hard drive*** i want to stick in you

are you a painting? cuz u a master piece

are you love and affection? because i want you

are you a redstone torch? cuz you turn me on

am i playing minecraft rn? cuz i wanna mine dat ass

are you a computer? cuz i wanna stare at you all night long

are you a keyboard cuz? i wanna smash all your key parts

are you a vending machine? cuz everything on you lookin like a snacc

Hey there Taiga,

Not trying to be a Creeper, but you lookin OptiFine!

You just blow in from stupid town?

Cause you lookin’ dummy thicc

Are you lookin for a stud?

Cuz I got the STD, I just need U.

I thought of this in the shower

Did you just crawl out of he'll cause you lookin HOT

Hey girl, are you a piece of shit?

‘Cause you’re lookin’ like a snack.

Hey girl, are you the n word?

Because that ass is lookin NICE

Were You Born in a Vending Machine?

Cuz you lookin like a snack

Did you sit in a pile of sugar?

Coz damn that booty lookin’ sweet!

Do you like to laugh?

Because I’m pretty funny lookin’

Are you a foreign DLC?

Cause I've been lookin for you all my life.

Are you a girl?

Because damn girl, you lookin damn girl. Damnnnnnn

Sequence of events

*girlfriend comes out with nice dress*
Me: Can you not wear that in public?
Her: Why?
Me: Because I will has to fight with other guys.
Her: Why would you have to fight them?
Me: because they would try to steal you from me cause you lookin fine.