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Top 21 Massive Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Massive chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

  2. I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.

  3. Hey baby this hammer isn't the only massive tool I've got.

  4. Well you have no shortage of assets: more than enough to provide a massive stimulus.

  5. Are you Britain? Because I swear you're giving me a massive election.

  6. Girl, are you a massively multiplayer online role-playing game?

    Cause WoW!

  7. Hon, I can unlock your Wonderland with my massive Keyblade.

  8. It's fucking massive on the inside.

  9. Are you a massive brick wall?

    Because I'd shit down the government to have you

  10. Would you like to see my massive spatula?

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Funny massive pickup lines

Do you mind, my dearest, if I smoke this massive, nasty cigar?

There's a massive swell in my election and I'm hoping you'll turn out...

Do you have a massive ego?

Because you should

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Are you from another planet ?

Because you’re head is massive just like an aliens

Eh baby. You want them see a massive fire penises. Me: takes off pants and huge fire penises come out. Her: ahhh those penises ahh oh oh ahh fire penises.

Then sex later

Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge?

Girl I'll get you to orgasm Bob-omb style, you will feel the suspense of massive explosion coming.

Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.

Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex. 

Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive dong.