Would you like to see my massive spatula to flip that sweet ass of yours?

Hon, I can unlock your Wonderland with my massive Keyblade.

Girl I'll get you to o**... Bob-omb style, you will feel the suspense of massive explosion coming.

Your charm is like a spell, weaving around my heart with every word you speak.

"Your beauty is like a masterpiece, but your curves? They're the masterpiece's most captivating detail."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, horns and all."

Your curves are like a work of art, I can't help but get lost in their beauty.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my attention disappears... just like your top.

"I must be a sculptor because your stunning curves deserve to be admired—care for a private viewing?"

Are you a beaker? Because I bet when you spill, it's a massive titration.

"The stars in the sky can't outshine the allure of your captivating assets."

"Is your name Smash? Because your curves are causing a beautiful chaos in my heart."

Just diving into a good book and plotting my world domination—kidding! Just trying to keep it interesting. What’s making your afternoon massive?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you... literally, on your massive tits.

"Your smile isn't the only thing that's captivating, it seems your chest also holds an unwritten legend."

Is your forehead magnetic? Because I can't help but be attracted to that massive beauty!

"Are you an artist? Because those curves on your chest are a masterpiece, truly a sight to behold."

"Just plotting ways to make this chat even more exciting—maybe some flirty banter? You're definitely worth the effort! 😏"

"Darling, just like how perfect you are to me, I think we're two pieces of a puzzle fitting impeccably together."

"Rovin hinted at your charm, but I feel he massively undersold your captivating aura. Do you always leave such impressions?"

"Your horns only add to your allure, babe. And those breasts? They're the masterpieces of God's own artistry."

Just wrapped up a mini adventure exploring new coffee spots! Massive afternoons are definitely best when they come with a dash of caffeine, right? ☕️

You're a captivating mystery, your words dance with such grace, unraveling my heart in the most enchanting way.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te with that massive, beautiful badonkadonk!

"Is it just me, or does your amazing figure defy gravity? Because your curves have me feeling weightless."

"Is that a magic wand in your pocket, or are you just enchanting everyone with your charm?"

"Your confidence is as captivating as your curves, dazzling everyone in the room."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for your massive arms."

"Are you an asteroid? Because your captivating beauty just made a massive impact in my universe."

Can I borrow a map? I seem to have gotten lost in the valley between your massive mountains.

Wow, massive afternoons sound exciting! Mine’s a blend of chill and creativity. By the way, I love your energy, it’s contagious!

"I must be a photographer because every time I see you in that bra, I can't stop clicking."

"Just like Godzilla, you've made a massive impact... right on my heart."

"You must be a champion racer, because you’ve got the speed to steal my heart and that stunning ride behind!"

"Calling you enchanting is like saying stars merely twinkle. Both are massive understatements."

"Is it wrong if I can't resist the magnetic pull of your gorgeous bosom? Because gravity seems to have nothing on them."

"Your beauty eclipses everything else, like the stars unable to compete with a full moon."

Your words are like honey, sweet and enticing, wrapping me in a delightful web of your enchanting charm.

"Are you an astrophysicist? Because your celestial curves are causing an irresistible gravitational pull on my heart."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for... especially those massive tits."

"Smash, with those gorgeous proportions, you're a delicious masterpiece that I'd love to explore."

Your charm and wit are quite the pair, you always leave me breathless in the air.

Are you a magician? Because whenever you speak, I'm under your spell, so enticing and divine.

Are you a clown?

Cause you've got a massive pair of honkers

"Your sholng is grand, but I bet it's nothing compared to the size of your heart."

"Is it the radiance of your horns, or your enchanting curves, that so effortlessly captivate me every time?"

"Excuse me, miss, but your heart isn't the only thing about you that's captivatingly massive."

"Is it hot in here or are your horns just sparking a devilish attraction I can't ignore?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever you speak, it feels like a charming spell I'm falling in.

"Are those horns a sign? Because you're devilishly attractive, and I'm sinfully drawn to your heavenly curves."

"Our world is full of wonders and mysteries, but nothing compares to the enchanting enigma that is you."

"I may know what to say, but only because I can't resist sparking that twinkle in your eyes."

"Are you my homework? Because I can't stop checking you out, even on the eve of this massive test."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a massive connection stronger than your sholng."

"I'm not usually one for puzzles, but I'd love to piece together what makes you so incredibly unique."

Would you like to see my massive spatula?

"My afternoon's just me trying to think of a way to impress someone as intriguing as you. Any suggestions? 😉"

"Your confidence is as impressive as your shlong - both are impossible not to admire."

"Is it a sin to be captivated by your horns and your enchanting curves that could make even angels jealous?"

Just finished a workout, feeling pretty pumped! This afternoon could use some of your energy, though. What's your secret to keeping it massive? 😉

"Your Twitch raid must've been a massive hit, just like the impact you've made on my heart."

There's a massive swell in my election and I'm hoping you'll turn out...

"Excuse me, but your heart must be a library because it's clearly a place where stories of beauty are kept."

Mine’s been pretty chill, just catching up on some reading. But chatting with you makes it feel a lot more exciting—your vibe is contagious! 😊

Are you a poet? Because your words flow like silk, effortlessly getting under my skin.

"Are you a racecar? Because my heart races every time I see you and that perfect curve of yours!"

"Is your heart as captivating as your curves? Because I'm lost in the magnitude of your charm."

"Your voluptuous figure is a map, darling; can I get lost between those breathtaking hills and valleys?"

"Between your striking horns and killer figure, you've certainly got me under a spell of desire."

Is your name Atlas? Because those are some massive globes you're carrying around.

"Did the stars descend? Because your universe up front is more enthralling than any constellation I've seen."

Oh, you know, just conquering my to-do list one task at a time. Makes me feel like a superhero! What’s your secret to an epic afternoon?

"Your horns symbolize strength, but it's your exquisite figure that truly has me spellbound."

Sounds like you're on a grand adventure! My afternoon's more of a cozy book and coffee vibe—what's your secret to making yours so massive?

Are you a poet, or just naturally smooth? Your words hit me deep, my heart is all a-groove.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...and distracted by your amazing cleavage."

Do you have a massive ego?

Because you should

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because those horns and curves are devilishly attractive."

"Your eyes may have captivated me, but it's your curves that completely stole my attention."

"Did you steal the stars from the sky? Your beauty outshines even the brightest constellation."

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual h**... overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Are you the Suez Canal?

Because blocking you would be a massive mistake.

"Your curves are a masterpiece, girl. Those thighs and that chest, are they the reason gravity seems stronger?"

Are you from another planet ?

Because you’re head is massive just like an aliens

Eh baby. You want them see a massive fire penises. Me: takes off pants and huge fire penises come out. Her: ahhh those penises ahh oh oh ahh fire penises.

Then kiss later

If I could be any animal, I'd choose a moose, so I could be massive in your thoughts.

Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex. 

Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge?

Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive d**....