Top 26 Moan Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Moan pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.

2. Ever heard a black snake moan?

3. The ghosts upstairs wont be the only ones moaning tonight.

4. The zombies won't be the only thing moaning all night.

5. I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.

6. Are you a ghost?

   Cause I hear you moaning

7. Dating me is like ingesting NH3

   Either way, you'll end up with A Moan In Ya.

8. If you think Myrtle moans, just wait until you spend the night with me.

9. A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

10. Call me Leonardo da Vinci

    Because I’ll make you Moan Alyssa

Funny moan pickup lines

Call me Davinci
Cos ima make u moan Alyssa (only works if their name is Alyssa or alysha)

Girl, I feel like you are a work of art in bed...

Because you are Moan-alisa

Grunt + moan = groan

Water + fall = waterfall

Cell + phone = cellphone

Note + book = notebook

Read + it = reddit

Me + you = a great time

Girl your silence will not protect you, so you better moan as loud as you can tonight.

I love your sexy moan when you stretch.

Babe, whats good about camping is that no one can hear you moan in the wild.

Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.

Hey baby, I can make you moan louder than ever. Happy Moanday!

Babe, moan so loud that the walls will break. (Something Big)

I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell.

Girl, let's start a musical masterpiece with our moans in the wilderness.

I was the one who gave Moaning Myrtle her nickname!

Wanna make me moan like Myrtle? .,

I'd like to put my hand over your chest and in a loud clear voice moan