Top 28 Moan Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Moan pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Moan conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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To Alyssa, me: Call me Leonardo Da Vinci
‘cuz I’ll make you Moan Alyssa
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I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.
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Ever heard a black snake moan?
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The ghosts upstairs wont be the only ones moaning tonight.
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Hey girl, do you know the difference between you and my refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it
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The zombies won't be the only thing moaning all night.
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I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
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Are you a ghost?
Cause I hear you moaning
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Dating me is like ingesting NH3
Either way, you'll end up with A Moan In Ya.
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If you think Myrtle moans, just wait until you spend the night with me.
Funny moan pickup lines
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
Call me Leonardo da Vinci
Because I’ll make you Moan Alyssa
Call me Davinci
Cos ima make u moan Alyssa (only works if their name is Alyssa or alysha)
Girl, I feel like you are a work of art in bed...
Because you are Moan-alisa
Girl your silence will not protect you, so you better moan as loud as you can tonight.
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans
I love your sexy moan when you stretch.
Babe, whats good about camping is that no one can hear you moan in the wild.
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
Hey baby, I can make you moan louder than ever. Happy Moanday!
Babe, moan so loud that the walls will break. (Something Big)
I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell.
I was the one who gave Moaning Myrtle her nickname!
One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
Wanna make me moan like Myrtle? .,
I'd like to put my hand over your chest and in a loud clear voice moan