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Top 19 Mood Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mood pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl, are you Aphrodite?

    Because I’m in the mood for some pleasure and procreation?

  2. Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

  3. I’m in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!

  4. Roses are red, girl are you a candle

    Coz you uplift my mood and smell like sandel

  5. Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

    Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

  6. Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and Chill...

    But my mood says disney and kiss me

    - Day 95

  7. I'm in the mood for a stamina crushing jughaul…my place or yours?

  8. Ive got two yall

    1. Hey there , pretend im a penny so you why don’t you bend over for me

    2. Do you want to go to dinner and after that a cream pie if you’re in the mood?

  9. Do you like sheep and donkeys?

    Cuz I'm in the mood for a ram up my ass

  10. Hey girl, you like sunsets!

    Is that because when someone hot goes down your mood gets up

Funny mood pickup lines

My dick died, can I bury it in your ass?
Courtesy of Doug Benson. I think you have to be in a really playful mood and feeling extra confident to pull this off

Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.

You in the mood for some stroke play?

I'm in the mood to multiply.

Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally.

I'm in the mood for a staminacrushing jughaul…my place or yours?

Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?

Girl, want to test my shake function? It'll totally put you in the mood.