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Top 50 Nights Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Nights pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you my homework?

    ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

  2. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  3. Are you Gordan Ramsey?

    Cuz by the end of the night you'll be screaming for my lamb sauce.

  4. You are like the stars at night

    Because you make everything seem alright

  5. Are you the moon?

    Cause you're beautiful every night and I miss you every day

  6. Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

    I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

  7. What’s wrong with your left eye?

    Because you’ve been looking right all night.

    A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

  8. Are you a sportscar?

    Because I want to ride you all night long

  9. Are you my TV?

    Bc I'll keep you turned on all night.

  10. Wanna get together and bite each other all night long?

Funny nights pickup lines

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

Knock knock! Who's there? Amanda.

Amanda who? Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.

I'm no vampire sweetheart but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

Hey, I'm pretty sure that I'm invisible. Can you see me?


"How about tomorrow night?"

I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.

Goodnight, my prince, my love, my everything. Sleep well and dream of your princess.

Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?

I'm like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.

If you go home with me this could be the best night of your life...

Kiss me goodnight and love me forever!

Are you a magnet cause I’m pulled in to you tonight.

On a scale from 1 to basketball how free are you tomorrow night.

Good night! I shall miss you til morning.

You turned my blackest night into the brightest day.

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

Be my Europa and I let you ride on me all night long.

I have the equipment to plow all night long.

If I was a wall would you climb me all night?

Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.

Baby, let's make the exercise wheel squeak all night!