The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 9 Nope Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Nope pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Nope conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  2. Are you a daddy? Nope. You wanna be?

  3. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

  4. Do you have any Irish in ya? Nope. Want some?

  5. A variation of one from the 4chan post a year ago

    You: There are 20 letters of the alphabet, right?

    Her: Nope there are 26.

    You: Oh I must have forgoten U R A Q T.

    Her: That only makes 25 letters.

    You: You'll get the D later.

  6. Is your name Jack?

    Cuz i'd like you to hammer me

    ...get it jack-hammer... Nope ok

  7. Nope, no ice cream. You’re going to eat dinner soon at daddy’s house. Sorry, what was your name again?

  8. Nope don't worry I don't need my little toe…unless you're a podiatrist.

  9. Excuse me, I think I dropped something. Oh, wait. Nope, that’s just your premium.