The Pick Up Lines

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Top 30 Perform Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Perform pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Perform conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  2. Girl, you're the best performer in my diversified portfolio of booty calls.

  3. Are you a spy?

    Cause I think you'd perform well undercovers

  4. My seed is performing really well this season.

  5. Are you a spy

    Cause you look like you’d perform well undercovers

  6. Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.

  7. Clever way to get her phone number

    Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
    Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
    Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
    Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

  8. I'd like to make an in-depth review of your performances...

  9. How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance?

  10. Did you know I can perform a frontal lobotomy?

    Cause I can screw your brains out.

Funny perform pickup lines

Are your cheeks hands?
Cuz my performance will make them clap!

Girl, I need to know what Bayesian update you just performed

Because that is one fine looking posterior.

You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance

Do you need a certificate of conformity?

Cus I can (am qualifyed to) test and evaluate your performance

Hey is your middle name “A535”

Because you relieve my back pain from years of performing self felacio

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my performance?

If I had you, I wouldn't need to perform so many manual entries

Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.

I perform best when I'm wet.

Mind if I perform a press check on you?

Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.

Performance evaluations are my favorite day of the year.

You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?

Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can't perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people...

Unfortunately I can't perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time

Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?