Babe, if you are a homework, would you grade me on performance or completion?

You should perform a s**...-drill before every dive!

I know first aid and can perform the hind lick.

Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.

"Are you a summoner? Because whenever I see you, my heart performs the ultimate aeon!"

"I’d probably start singing the ‘Titanic’ theme song at the top of my lungs—nothing says romance like a wet solo performance, right?"

"Are you a yoga pose? Because you’ve got my heart doing downward dog and my soul craving worship."

Want a close-up performance of my magic wand?

"Can I call you Insane Clown Posse? Because whenever I see you, my heart starts performing ridiculous acrobatics!"

"Every time your name pops up on my screen, my heart performs a joyful leap of anticipation."

"Do you have a map? Because ever since I saw your K-pop performance, I've been lost in your eyes."

"You must be a master at yoga; the way you stretch my heart is nothing short of a divine workout."

"Your flexibility in gymnastics must be a sight to behold, can I be the lucky audience in your next performance?"

"Is it just me, or does that view deserve an award for best performance in a starring role?"

Are you a paramedic? Because those thighs look like they could perform CPR in an emergency!

Oh, you want me to work for it? I hope you're prepared for the grandest performance of all time! 🎩

"Are you an Oscar nominee? Because your performance in my fantasies deserves an award."

"You have a way of making me feel like a masterpiece, even when I'm just rehearsing my solo performance."

"Seeing you perform that couch strip tease, I couldn't help but think, we'd make quite a performance together."

"Ever wondered how it feels to send hearts racing? Join me in the burlesque performance and set the stage on fire."

"Your tantalizing charm is more intoxicating than a burlesque show, ever thought about a private performance?"

"Your performance was as breathtaking as your beauty, can I get a private encore tonight?"

"Living like a Black Swan, huh? Your allure is so captivating, it's making my heart perform pirouettes."

"You must practice sun salutations, because your glow lights up the room and makes me want to worship you."

What was that about performance issues.

"Ever thought about adding a little spice to your routine? How about joining me for a tantalizing burlesque performance?"

That's because my best material is reserved for real-life performances only! Get ready for some top-notch stand-up comedy on our first date. 🎤

"Just like my Oscar-winning performance, I promise our love story will be unforgettable and award-worthy!"

"Like a burlesque dancer, you’ve got me completely captivated, can I be the encore to your heart-stopping performance?"

"Are you a Baja Blast? Because whenever I see you, my heart performs a Mexican wave!"

"Are you a ballet dancer? Because even your toes perform a symphony that captures my heart."

"They say curiosity killed the cat, but your shower pics might just revive it. Are you in the business of performing miracles?"

"Seeing you at the annual day was like witnessing the most dazzling performance, babe. Care for an encore tonight?"

"Chelsea drink? Let's hope it doesn't have a bitter aftertaste like their last season's performance. Don't worry, I'll bring the sweeteners!"

"You're like a classic play, every time we're apart, I can't help but yearn for a repeat performance."

If you were a laptop, you'd be the most stylish and high-performing one in the room.

I'm going to perform the Destiny Cloud Fist on you.

"Your annual day performance was hotter than summer break, can we turn up the heat together?"

"Are you wearing a Kurti? Because every time I see you, my heart performs a classical dance of love."

"Are you a Ferrari fan? Because every time I look at you, all I see is high performance and luxurious curves."

"Are you a surgeon? Because you've just performed an open-heart extraction on me."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because every time I see you, my heart does a perfect downward dog."

"Your burlesque performance is enchanting, how about we create our own private encore tonight?"

"Are you a yoga pose? Because every time I see you, my heart stretches to new heights."

I'd like to make an in-depth review of your performances...

"I'd start by launching into my Oscar-worthy performance of Hamlet...but then I'd have to explain why I'm dressed as a pirate."

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

Careful, getting too close might result in spontaneous dance parties and terrible karaoke performances! 🕺🎤

"Has anyone ever told you that your burlesque performance was so seductive, it should be considered a crime?"

"No need for a face, your vibe shines bright enough to steal the show—mind if I join your performance?"

"Your performance tonight was breathtaking, just like your smile. Can I have the honor of witnessing both more often?"

"Just like a Kathak performance, your beauty leaves me breathless and yearning for an encore."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of flexible and deeply centered around you."

Your energy is like a jopping performance - electrifying and impossible to resist.

"Is your name Namaste? Because I’m ready to worship every part of your soul and body."

"Are you into figure skating? Because whenever I see you, my heart starts performing pirouettes."

"Are you a fitness instructor? Because when I see you, my heart rate reaches peak performance."

"In the symphony of my heart, every note is composed with thoughts of impressing you. Ready for the performance?"

"In the burlesque dance of life, your curves, darling, are my favorite performance."

Are you a power stroke engine? Because you rev up my heart like a high-performance truck!

"Your performance stole the show, but what I really want is for you to steal my heart."

Your sofa skills are impressive, but I think we could create an even hotter performance together.

"Are you a software update? Because whenever I see you, my hardware definitely experiences an unexpected rise in performance."

"Did you just perform a cognitive restructuring? Because you've completely changed my thoughts about love."

"Are you a high-performance engine? Because I can't resist revving you up all night long."

"I see! Well, my couch has been taking singing lessons. Kind of a diva though, only performs opera after midnight."

"Darling, your burlesque performance was as electrifying as your smile, mind if I get a private encore tonight?"

"Ever seen a couch transform into a stage for a strip tease? Join me, and I promise a performance you'll never forget."

"Are you an enchanted elf? Because whenever I see you, my heart performs its own version of the 'happy little elf dance.'"

"Indeed, I have! Who could resist Jessica Alba's exceptional performance? The movie makes dancing all the more exciting, don't you think?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the performance of your school's annual day."

"Is your yoga mat made of magic? Because every time I see you, my soul gets a little more blissful."

"I may not know gymnastics, but the flexibility of your beauty makes my emotions perform somersaults."

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance?

"Oh, just performing due diligence before I decide to steal your heart. It's heist season, didn't you hear?"

"Excuse me, but should we call the cops? Because your beauty just performed a hit and run on my heart."

"Spinning in class, with grace so uniform, none can surpass the beauty you perform."

"If you light up the stage like you light up this room, I might need a front-row seat to your performance."

"Are you Laughing Jack? Because every time I see you, my heart starts performing its own creepy-carnival acrobatics!"

"Sounds like an adventure! Who's playing the lead role in this upcoming biopic, should I expect an Oscar-worthy performance?"

"Oscar-worthy? I once acted like I enjoyed pineapple on pizza! My performance was critically acclaimed but the audience had mixed reviews. 🍍🍕 What's your guilty pleasure?"

"Barbara, you light up every room with your smile. How about we turn down the lights and let our heartbeats do the talking?"

3. "Officer Yi, you're so arresting even when you're off duty. Mind teaching me some discipline tonight?"

4. "Plum, you might be in adult films but it's your Oscar-worthy performance that has captivated me."

"Ever heard of Rizz’s magic show? My wand is ready to perform some unforgettable tricks for you."

"I can't stop thinking about your lips after that kiss. Care for a repeat performance?"

"Are we at the school's Annual Day? Because time seems to stop whenever I see your performance."

"Do you believe in love at first act? Because your performance just stole my heart!"

"Your performance was unforgettable, much like the smile that's been etched into my heart."

If you were a car, you'd be a high-performance model because you've got my heart racing.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your performance and I need directions back to reality.

"Are you performing at burlesque tonight? Because your beauty could steal the spotlight and leave everyone breathless."

"Are you a Broadway show? Because your drama has me buying tickets to every performance!"

"If blinking was a talent, you would be the most captivating performer in the room."

"Did you know you're more captivating than any live performance? It seems your fans are getting more up close and personal."

"Is your name Harmony? Because our rhythms seem perfectly in sync, just like a beautiful band performance."

"Are you an Oscar? Because every moment with you feels like an award-winning performance."

Your appreciation fuels my creativity! Maybe I'll surprise you with a skibidi performance in person someday. 😉

"You're a masterpiece that should be admired, how about joining me in the burlesque performance for a tantalizing display?"

"Your performance tonight sparkled brighter than any star, how about we make our own constellation after the show?"

"You must be the star of your school's annual day, because your beauty outshines every performance."

"Are you a Bharatanatyam dancer? Because whenever I see you, my heart performs a rhythm of love."

"I must be dreaming—your presence is as captivating as the show I watched yesterday. Care to give me a private performance?"

"Your performance outshined everyone at the annual day. Now, how about you and I make our own fun after-party?"

"Are you a kpop idol? 'Cause every time I look at you, my heart starts performing synchronized dance moves!"

"Are you a play? Because I can't help but feel drawn into your captivating performance."

"Are you a script? Because I can't play my part without you in my life's grand performance."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection that’s more electric than my last performance!”

"Unlike your classmate at the concert, I am more into conducting symphony than starting a brass band performance."

"Missed you at the fanpit yesterday, your beauty would've been the only competition for G Eazy's performance."

"Are you a burlesque dancer? Because your allure makes my heart perform a tantalizing tease."

"Your performance was the highlight of this annual day, just like you'd be in my life story."

"Are you a summoner from Final Fantasy X? Because whenever I see you, my heart performs an Overdrive."

Pole dancing sounds like an amazing workout! You must be so toned. I'd love to see a private performance sometime 😉

"Got any plans tonight? How about we turn up the heat together at a sultry burlesque show?"

"You must be my favorite mantra, because just being near you makes me feel completely centered and alive."

"Are you an Oscar? Because your performance in my life deserves recognition."

"Are you a Sifitech algorithm? Because you've just optimized my heart's performance!"

"Are you a mime? Because our silence together could be the greatest performance of our lives."

"Can I be your stage prop? Your delicate moves and irresistible charm make my heart perform a tantalizing dance."

Can I whisper a secret in your ear? I have a special talent for giving mind-blowing performances.

"Are you a script? Because every time I see you, my heart starts performing a passionate monologue."

"Are you a surgeon? Because your smile is performing open-heart surgery on me."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you snap, my heart performs its greatest disappearing act!"

Did you just perform surgery? Because you just took my breath away.

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection that's making my signals reach peak performance."

"Is your name Om? Because being near you feels like the ultimate way to soothe my soul."

"Is your aura always this captivating? I’d love to worship it over a candlelit yoga session."

Did you know I can perform a frontal lobotomy?

Cause I can screw your brains out.

"Hey there, they may call me a sit-down comedian but wait till you see my stand-up performance."

"Are you a cursed spirit? Because whenever I lay my eyes on you, my heart starts performing Jujutsu."

"I've been studying the stars all night, but your performance outshone them all."

"Are you a black belt? Because whenever I see you, my heart starts performing high kicks."