Babe, if you are a homework, would you grade me on performance or completion?

You should perform a s**...-drill before every dive!

I know first aid and can perform the hind lick.

Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.

"Hold on, don't press block! Your smile is far more captivating than any gravity-defying act those bras perform."

"Can I call you Insane Clown Posse? Because whenever I see you, my heart starts performing ridiculous acrobatics!"

"Every time your name pops up on my screen, my heart performs a joyful leap of anticipation."

"Do you have a map? Because ever since I saw your K-pop performance, I've been lost in your eyes."

"Your flexibility in gymnastics must be a sight to behold, can I be the lucky audience in your next performance?"

"Are you an Oscar nominee? Because your performance in my fantasies deserves an award."

What was that about performance issues.

"Your performance was as breathtaking as your beauty, can I get a private encore tonight?"

"Ever wondered how it feels to send hearts racing? Join me in the burlesque performance and set the stage on fire."

"Living like a Black Swan, huh? Your allure is so captivating, it's making my heart perform pirouettes."

"Just like my Oscar-winning performance, I promise our love story will be unforgettable and award-worthy!"

"Seeing you perform that couch strip tease, I couldn't help but think, we'd make quite a performance together."

"Are you a ballet dancer? Because even your toes perform a symphony that captures my heart."

"Are you a Baja Blast? Because whenever I see you, my heart performs a Mexican wave!"

"They say curiosity killed the cat, but your shower pics might just revive it. Are you in the business of performing miracles?"

"Seeing you at the annual day was like witnessing the most dazzling performance, babe. Care for an encore tonight?"

"Like a burlesque dancer, you’ve got me completely captivated, can I be the encore to your heart-stopping performance?"

I'm going to perform the Destiny Cloud Fist on you.

"Chelsea drink? Let's hope it doesn't have a bitter aftertaste like their last season's performance. Don't worry, I'll bring the sweeteners!"

"You're like a classic play, every time we're apart, I can't help but yearn for a repeat performance."

"Your annual day performance was hotter than summer break, can we turn up the heat together?"

"I'd start by launching into my Oscar-worthy performance of Hamlet...but then I'd have to explain why I'm dressed as a pirate."

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

"Your burlesque performance is enchanting, how about we create our own private encore tonight?"

"Are you wearing a Kurti? Because every time I see you, my heart performs a classical dance of love."

I'd like to make an in-depth review of your performances...

"Are you a surgeon? Because you've just performed an open-heart extraction on me."

"Has anyone ever told you that your burlesque performance was so seductive, it should be considered a crime?"

"Your performance tonight was breathtaking, just like your smile. Can I have the honor of witnessing both more often?"

"Darling, you must be an algorithm, because you've definitely optimized my heart's performance."

"Just like a Kathak performance, your beauty leaves me breathless and yearning for an encore."

"Are you into figure skating? Because whenever I see you, my heart starts performing pirouettes."

"In the burlesque dance of life, your curves, darling, are my favorite performance."

"Your performance stole the show, but what I really want is for you to steal my heart."

"Are you a fitness instructor? Because when I see you, my heart rate reaches peak performance."

"In the symphony of my heart, every note is composed with thoughts of impressing you. Ready for the performance?"

"Are you a high-performance engine? Because I can't resist revving you up all night long."

"I see! Well, my couch has been taking singing lessons. Kind of a diva though, only performs opera after midnight."

"Did you just perform a cognitive restructuring? Because you've completely changed my thoughts about love."

"Ever seen a couch transform into a stage for a strip tease? Join me, and I promise a performance you'll never forget."

"Are you an enchanted elf? Because whenever I see you, my heart performs its own version of the 'happy little elf dance.'"

"Indeed, I have! Who could resist Jessica Alba's exceptional performance? The movie makes dancing all the more exciting, don't you think?"

"Darling, your burlesque performance was as electrifying as your smile, mind if I get a private encore tonight?"

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance?

"Are you a Jujutsu Kaisen fan too? Because whenever I’m near you, my heart performs a domain expansion!"

"I may not know gymnastics, but the flexibility of your beauty makes my emotions perform somersaults."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the performance of your school's annual day."

"Spinning in class, with grace so uniform, none can surpass the beauty you perform."

"Sounds like an adventure! Who's playing the lead role in this upcoming biopic, should I expect an Oscar-worthy performance?"

"Are you Laughing Jack? Because every time I see you, my heart starts performing its own creepy-carnival acrobatics!"

"Excuse me, but should we call the cops? Because your beauty just performed a hit and run on my heart."

"Are we at the school's Annual Day? Because time seems to stop whenever I see your performance."

"Barbara, you light up every room with your smile. How about we turn down the lights and let our heartbeats do the talking?"

3. "Officer Yi, you're so arresting even when you're off duty. Mind teaching me some discipline tonight?"

4. "Plum, you might be in adult films but it's your Oscar-worthy performance that has captivated me."

"Do you believe in love at first act? Because your performance just stole my heart!"

"Ever heard of Rizz’s magic show? My wand is ready to perform some unforgettable tricks for you."

"Your booty is a symphony on display, every curve has this maestro craving for a private performance."

"Are you a Broadway show? Because your drama has me buying tickets to every performance!"

"Did you know you're more captivating than any live performance? It seems your fans are getting more up close and personal."

"Is your name Harmony? Because our rhythms seem perfectly in sync, just like a beautiful band performance."

"You're a masterpiece that should be admired, how about joining me in the burlesque performance for a tantalizing display?"

"Are you a burlesque dancer? Because your allure makes my heart perform a tantalizing tease."

"Are you a script? Because I can't play my part without you in my life's grand performance."

"Are you a play? Because I can't help but feel drawn into your captivating performance."