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37 Perform Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Perform rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about perform, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

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  1. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  2. Girl, you're the best performer in my diversified portfolio of booty calls.

  3. Are you a spy?

    Cause I think you'd perform well undercovers

  4. My seed is performing really well this season.

  5. I skateboard. I roll. I do stunts. I do moves. Performers and w**... do stunts.

  6. Are you a spy

    Cause you look like you’d perform well undercovers

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about perform are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Babe, if you are a homework, would you grade me on performance or completion?

You should perform a s**...-drill before every dive!

I know first aid and can perform the hind lick.

Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.

What was that about performance issues.

I'm going to perform the Destiny Cloud Fist on you.

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

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I'd like to make an in-depth review of your performances...

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance?

Did you know I can perform a frontal lobotomy?
Cause I can screw your brains out.

Are your cheeks hands?

Cuz my performance will make them clap!

Girl, I need to know what Bayesian update you just performed

Because that is one fine looking posterior.


You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance

You are the kind of person I wanne perform Hajj.

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Hey is your middle name “A535”

Because you relieve my back pain from years of performing self felacio

Performance evaluations are my favorite day of the year.

I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.

You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?

Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

If I had you, I wouldn't need to perform so many manual entries

Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.

Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time


Unfortunately I can't perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can't perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people...

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my performance?

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I perform best when I'm wet.

Mind if I perform a press check on you?

Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were o**....

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Perform love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Perform chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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