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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 23 Pill Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pill pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If you were a pill

    I'd overdose

  2. I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.

  3. Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

  4. Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill?

    Cuz I want more than one dose a day ;)

  5. I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.

  6. I've got a tiny blue pill with your name on it.

  7. Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

  8. Hey girl, are you my schizophrenia pills?

    Because you'll make all my friends go away

  9. You could take the blue pill and stay at this bar, or you could take this red pill and come home with me.

  10. Are you a cyanide pill?

    Because I'd swallow for you.

Funny pill pickup lines

Are you a sleeping pill?
I want to have you every night

Are you an iron pill?

'Cause I have anemia.

Are you pacman?

Cause I'd love too take pills with you.

Are you a Cyanide pill cuase...

I would take you

Are you a red pill?

Cause i am always tempted to eat you!

So you're gonna have to blow me for those pills...

You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. (The Matrix)

I took my pills today, I am good for 2x boost.

I came without condoms.
I came without pills.
I came inside hotties and gave them the thrills.

Babe are you calcium pill, because you made my bone hard.

You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?

Look, if you knew me at all and shut me down, it would be one thing, but to be dismissed on a simple "hello", well, that's a tough pill to swallow.