Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

Are you a succulent plant?

Because aloe you vera much.

Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?

You could plant some seeds in my back garden!

Hey sweetheart, do you like gardening?

How about you plant your tulips on mine?

If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?

Is it just me, or are you the most captivating chloroplast I've ever seen? You're giving me serious plant biology fantasies.

What do you say we.. plant some seeds?

You must be a life plant, because I never feel so alive in my life.

If I were a plant, I would choose you as my chloroplast any day.

Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.

Alexia Ashford: You want to see my body? You’re the only one who can see what’s under these plants.

You must be a plant cell, because you have captured my heart like a chloroplast.

I'm about to plant my bomb right on your B-site.

Baby, you're the bomb, why don't you plant it at bombsite D?

Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot?

Hey girl, wanna plant a tree with me?

If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.

If you were a garden, I would dig you to plant trees.

"Are you a plant? Because you've rooted me to the spot, and I'm suddenly feeling quite grown on you."

"Remember when you told me you love gardening? Well, I just realized, our love could be a 'plant-onic' relationship."

You must be a skilled gardener, because you've got me thinking about planting some seeds.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you took a face plant!

"Are you a sunflower? Because every time I see you, I find myself turning towards your radiant beauty."

"So you think plants farm humans? Guess that makes me your sunflower, always turning towards your light."

"If I could plant a flower every time I thought of you, we'd be walking through an endless garden of passion."

Nature's like a free therapist, always there to listen. I bet it knows all our deep, dark plant-related secrets! 🌿🤫

"Can I call you Bulbasaur? Because I'm just itching to plant some sweet words in your heart!"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your anthers, the way bees lose themselves in flowers."

"Thanks! It's the result of a strict vocal diet of rock-and-roll and talking to plants. They say I have a green 'throat'!"

Are you a farmer? Because you plant a seed of joy in my heart every time we talk.

What's your strat for the night because I'm thinkin' of planting my bomb at site V.

"Are you a dalo plant? Because every time I see you, my heart roots for you."

Haha, are we talking about plants or relationships here? Because both need some TLC to grow! 🌱❤️

"Are you a plant? Because I'm feeling pretty farmed by your photosynthesis of beauty."

"Babe, if you were a power plant, you'd be solar, because you light up my world the moment you smile."

"Are you a cactus? Because I'm stuck on you and can't leaf without a prickly conversation."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and plant a captivating kiss on your hand?"

"Is your name Bulbasaur? Because just like it, you've planted a seed of love in my heart."

"Like a cell wall you stand, resilient and grand, could I be the water to your plant, and hold your lovely hand?"

Do you work at a farm? Because you keep planting seeds in me and growing mini-mes.

"I'll share my stash with you, but be warned – my plants are very possessive."

Hey, baby. I'd love to plant a sapling in your forest.

"Darling, you make my heart race faster than a horse in Stardew Valley. How about we plant the seeds of love tonight?"

"Are you a rare bloom? Because I've been garden my heart and you're the exotic beauty I've been waiting to cultivate."

"Just like a plant needs a cell wall, my heart needs your love to stand tall."

"You must be good at planting seeds, 'cause you've just sown one of desire in my heart with your well-sculpted physique."

"If I were a plant cell, I’d want you as my central vacuole, keeping my love fully nourished."

"Hey, I see my message has been delivered longer than some of my plants survive! Should I send a rescue squad? 😂"

"Is your name Fertilizer? Because you make my heart grow like a blossoming tomato plant in summer."

"Is your name Anther? Because my heart feels like it's pollinated every time I see you."

I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants...

If kisses were petals, I'd give you a whole garden. Can I plant one on your lips?

"You must be a rare plant, because I can't take my eyes off you in this greenhouse."

Are you a farmer? Because you've planted a seed of love in my heart.

Are you a plant? Because you make this greenhouse brighter with your beauty.

Talent is just code for “really good at pretending to know what I'm doing.” Just ask my plants—I'm basically a professional plant therapist! 🌱😄

I must be playing Search and Destroy, because I'm ready to plant the bomb with you.

"Ronald Renard, your charm's so strong, in my heart, you've planted a song."

"You're like a sunflower, darling, standing tall and radiant, turning heads and stirring desires wherever you bloom."

Are you a farmer? Because you've really planted yourself in my heart.

"Oh, you want pot? How about we start with a nice potted plant instead?"

I'll rock your plant like I did to Eartha kit

"Hey, can I get some pot?" "Pot? Please, I only roll with Hydro, the CEO of plants."

Babe, do you have dry desert? Because I would plant my cactus bloom in your private garden.

You know what is better than plant life?

We make our own life.

"Are you a farmer? Because you've planted a seed in my heart with your mesmerizing blue eyes."

"Are you a cactus? Because I find myself getting stuck on you every time I see you."

Are you a garden? Because I can't resist planting my seeds in those blue-eyed fields.

"Sure, but only if you promise not to plant it and grow a whole marijuana farm."

"Are you a spike? Because my heart just planted itself in your zone!"

"Are you a Spike in Valorant? Because my heart is rushing to plant feelings for you at Site B."

From butcher to florist, your artistry shines. You've planted beauty in my heart's vines.

"Offended? Nah, I'm like a rubber band - flexible and bounces back quickly. Plus, it's hard to offend a guy who talks to his plants!"

"Are you a Bulbasaur? Because you've planted something special in my heart that's growing uncontrollably."

"Ha, well considering my plant family is thriving, I think my nurturing skills are on point. Maybe the stork just lost my address?"

"Are you a photosynthesizing beauty? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm growing in your garden of love."

Did you plant pitfall seeds? Because you made me fall for you.

Hey girl, are you fertile?

*Because I want to my plant my seeds in your moist areas*

"They say your forehead's too big, but to me it's just more space to plant sweet kisses."

Are you a garden? Because I want to plant myself in your blue-eyed fields.

Haha, are you a plant? Because I can definitely be your watering can! Just don't ask me to sing to you, I'm tone-deaf.

"No worries, I have a plant at home that's pretty needy too. Can we still chat?"

Thanks! I’m just trying to outshine my plant that refuses to die despite my neglect. Plant parenting: a true test of skill, don’t you think?

Do you like gardening? Because I'd plant a kiss on you faster than you can say "deez nuts"!

Are you a rose? Because just like Michael Jackson, you make me want to "plant" one on you.

If you were a cactus, you'd be the only plant that could make me stick around for more.

Do you have a green thumb? Because you must have planted some magic seeds in my heart.

Are you a farmer? Because you've planted yourself in my mind like a tall stalk of corn.

I try! My jokes are like my plants—sometimes they thrive, sometimes they just wither away. What’s your favorite type of humor? 🌱😄

"Do you have an aloe vera plant at home, or can I provide some soothing company for your sunburn?"

"Hey, are we humans getting farmed by plants? Because I'm absolutely 'rooting' for a date with you!"

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

" Sure, but only if you mean the plant in my backyard. I'm a proud gardener."

"If I were to plant a tulip for every time you made my heart flutter, the world would be in eternal spring."

I did! And now it's demanding a spa day and a personal chef. Plants these days, so high maintenance! 😂

"Are you a gardener? Because I can't help but notice, you've planted a smile in my heart that's always blooming."

"Sure, would you like a potted plant or a pot of gold? Be specific."

"Hey, if plants are farming us, let's be the funniest crop together, making them green with envy."

Are you dirt?

Cause I wanna plant my seed in you and watch it grow.

Hey girl are you nitrogen fertilizer

Cuz your presence is facilitating the growth of my plant

Did you just come from the farm? Because you've planted the seed of love in my heart!

"Without you, girl, my life feels like a plant cell without a cell wall: weak and unstructured."

If weed is a plant, then you must be a goddess - intoxicating and absolutely captivating.

Do you have a green thumb? Because you've already planted a seed in my heart.

"If you were an anther, you'd certainly be the one producing the sweetest pollen, because no one shines brighter than you!"

"Is your name Chlorophyll? Because you add color to my life just like it does to plants."

"Is your name Fern? Because you've planted seeds of desire that are rapidly growing in me."

"Whenever we meet, I feel like a tree and you're the sun - always leaves me breathless and reaching for more."

"I must be a gardener because I can't stop thinking about planting kisses on those rosy cheeks."

Are you a country? Because you've got me wanting to plant my flag and stay awhile.

"If looks could plant seeds, your eyes would have turned me into a full-grown tree by now."

Haha, well, I'm like a plant - low maintenance, enjoy some sun, and thrive on compliments. How about you?

If I were a gardener, I'd plant a field of roses just to see you smile like Riddle Rosehearts.

"Are you photosynthesis? Because whenever you're around, I feel like I'm growing in a way not even plants can comprehend."

"How about we play elves? Cause I've got an enchanted forest where you can plant your magic wand."

Well, in my case, I once thought a potted plant was into me. Turns out, it just needed watering. 🌱💔

"Are you a gardener? Because you've just planted a smile in my heart that's blooming with desire."

"Just like an anther holds pollen, my heart seems to hold a special place for your enchanting beauty."

"If you were a cell wall, I'd be the plant bursting with growth, just trying to get close to you!"

"Are you a rare plant? Because your beauty is captivating and your humor keeps me rooted."

40s, loves gardening and cats.

"Are you a rare plant? Because I've been feline we'd grow purr-fectly together."

Babe, I want to plant my seeds in you.

"Sure, but only if you're talking about the potted plant on my windowsill. It's a great listener."

Do you have a green thumb? Because with you, it seems like we're always planting something new.

Are you a garden? Because I'm asexual and bald, but still want to plant my love in you.

Are you a farmer? Because you've planted yourself in my heart like a crop of love!

Oh no, you missed me! I was the one in disguise as a potted plant at the bar. Next time, wear your glasses!