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Top 50 Plant Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Plant chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you made of soil?

    Cause i wanna plant my seed in your hole

  2. I'd love to get into your plants!

  3. Let's go identify wild plants in the forest.

  4. Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

  5. Do you know where i can find a Hoe so i can plant my tool?

  6. Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

  7. I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

  8. If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

  9. Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

  10. I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.

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Funny plant pickup lines

Are you a succulent plant?
Because aloe you vera much.

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?

You could plant some seeds in my back garden!

If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?

What do you say we.. plant some seeds?

Are you the earth? Because I'd really like to plant my seed in you.

Are you graphite from reactor no.4 of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in 1986?

Cuz ur hot af, damn

Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.

If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.

Hey, baby. I'd love to plant a sapling in your forest.

I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants...

Are you dirt?

Cause I wanna plant my seed in you and watch it grow.

I like to plant DEEP!

Are you a farm?

Cause I'm pretty sure I'm gonna plant my seed in you this spring.

Your ass is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it

Are you a potted plant ?

Because I wanna support and nurture you :))))

Are you dirt?

Cause I'd like to plant my seed in you.

Are you a radioactive Power plant?

Because you're toxic

Heard you into guys with green thumbs.

I hope you don't mind me planting my seed inside you.

You're so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

Hey girl are you a happy plant?

Cause you’re blazin

Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..

I’d really like to have a drink with you.

Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.


Are you thneedville?

Because I’d love to plant my seed in your earth

If you were a garden...

I would plant my seed in you.