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  1. What to actually say when approaching somebody

    A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips.

    The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation.

    Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible.

    **Openers**

    A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?”

    If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.”

    I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy.

    A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course.

    You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity.

    If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target.

    If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following:

    “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky.

    “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin)

    “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?”

    If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works.

    Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going.

    “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?”

    “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with).

    “What brings you here tonight?”

    “Have you been here before?”

    “Are you having a fun night?”

    “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people)

    For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.”

    If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it.

    **Deep conversation subjects**

    Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions.

    What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading)

    Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true)

    What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter)

    What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem)

    If you could be any celebrity, who would you be?

    What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like)

    What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is)

    What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM).

    What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying)

    What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people)

    What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time).

    Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion.

    Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability.

    You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad.

    The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc…

    **Topics to Stay Away From**

    Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.

  2. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  3. Your poorly thatched hut, or mine?

  4. I want to do to your body which makes the poor Mitt Romney.

  5. Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.

  6. Lets chat! Don't leave me hanging, like poor Lane Pryce!

  7. Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?

    Cause I wanna put some kids in you

  8. I may be poor and ugly

    Well, that's it

  9. A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

    Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

    Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
    To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

    However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

    But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

    Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

    [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

    When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

  10. Why do I want to fuck you? You're poor and I'm a Republican. Duh-doy!

Funny poor pickup lines

Roses are red, i am poor -
GET IN THE VAN, YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!

I don't care if you're rich or poor because I will make your cash flow.

You make me overheat because my app is poorly optimized for your beauty.

Let's get breakfast at the Tiffany's! [Leave and then come back] OK, it turns out I misunderstood something. There is no food allowed in Tiffany's. Also, you're not allowed in if you're poor.

I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

Are you a poorly setup mining rig? Because you are smoking hot!

I have a really good fashion sense but i'm just too poor to prove it