15 Poor Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Poor rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about poor, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Poor Pickup Lines

A good Poor hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
Your poorly thatched hut, or mine?
I want to do to your body which makes the poor Mitt Romney.
Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.
Lets chat! Don't leave me hanging, like poor Lane Pryce!
Why do I want to f**... you? You're poor and I'm a Republican. Duh-doy!

Short and cute poor pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about poor are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I may be poor and ugly

Well, that's it

Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?

Cause I wanna put some kids in you

I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

Are you a poorly setup mining rig? Because you are smoking hot!

You make me overheat because my app is poorly optimized for your beauty.

I don't care if you're rich or poor because I will make your cash flow.

Let's get breakfast at the Tiffany's! [Leave and then come back] OK, it turns out I misunderstood something. There is no food allowed in Tiffany's. Also, you're not allowed in if you're poor.

Cheesy poor Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You shouldn't care that I'm broke. Didn't you see Titanic, the poor people had way more fun, up until they all drowned.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Poor love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Poor chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.