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Top 15 Poor Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Poor pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Poor conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Your poorly thatched hut, or mine?

  3. I want to do to your body which makes the poor Mitt Romney.

  4. Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.

  5. Lets chat! Don't leave me hanging, like poor Lane Pryce!

  6. Why do I want to fuck you? You're poor and I'm a Republican. Duh-doy!

  7. I may be poor and ugly

    Well, that's it

  8. Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?

    Cause I wanna put some kids in you

  9. I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

  10. You make me overheat because my app is poorly optimized for your beauty.

Working poor pickup lines

I don't care if you're rich or poor because I will make your cash flow.

You shouldn't care that I'm broke. Didn't you see Titanic, the poor people had way more fun, up until they all drowned.

Let's get breakfast at the Tiffany's! [Leave and then come back] OK, it turns out I misunderstood something. There is no food allowed in Tiffany's. Also, you're not allowed in if you're poor.

Are you a poorly setup mining rig? Because you are smoking hot!