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Top 34 Press Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Press pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If there was a favorite button on your profile, I'd press it everyday.

  2. Bet I can bench press you.

  3. Wanna press my tofu?

  4. Are you a seatbelt?

    Cuz I’d feel a whole lot safer if you were pressed up against me

    Edit:
    2: Because if I’m feeling reckless I might throw you behind me

  5. Zelda is a girl, Princess Peach is too...

    Press start and be my Player 2

    - Day 90

  6. If I press double X I can pick up weapons, does that mean you too?

  7. I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.

  8. Are you a glass of water?

    Because I wanna press my lips against you

  9. Are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

  10. Are you a cabbage?

    Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

Funny press pickup lines

Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?
Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.

Are you a beard trimmer?

Because I wanna have you shaking like crazy while pressed against my mustache

Do you ever gamble?

Because I'm willing to bet good money that you'd look good pressed up against the wall.

Are you a lift?

Because I want you to go down when I press the right buttons.

Number

Hey baby, I would ask for your number, but I only know how to press the # key.

Hey Babe, I know how to press the right buttons and won't reach down until the time is right.

If you were a vending machine, and I’d ask you out and you’d say no, I would be soda pressed.

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

All I have to do is press "X" to pick up a weapon. Does that work for picking you up as well?

What class are you using? Because when I press select, you're at the top of my list.

I usually press "X" to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?

Plumbers are Red; Hedgehogs are Blue; Press Start to join, and be my player Two.

Press any key to continue.

Press start to join and be my player 2 at Mushroom Kingdom.

Can I nose press your box?

Mind if I perform a press check on you?

Mario is Red, Sonic is Blue. Press start to join and you will be my player two.

Let me press myself against you, you can't stop me…it's my constitutional right.

Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.

Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?

Operating on permanent press tonight?