Top 50 Puts Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Puts rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Puts pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.
In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.
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Are your thighs made out of rope?
Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate
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Are you a Chinese factory?
Cause i wanna put some kids in you!
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Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...
Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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They forgot to put your name on the periodic table
Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.
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I’m a cop and you’re under arrest
...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them
Working short puts pickup lines to impress a girl
Do you like to Draw?
Cause I’ll put the D in raw
Are you a car on a hot summer day?
Because I want to put a baby in you
You should call me toothpaste
The way I’m gonna put some white in your smile
If I could rearrange the alphabet
I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together
Are you a garbage can? Cause id like to take you out some time....
Then after I put my load in you it’s back down to the streets you go.
Hey girl are you a car?
Because I wanna put my bags in your trunk.
Most people call me Collgate
Because 9 out 10 dentists recommended putting me in your mouth.
puts Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Are you a piece of bread?
Cause I like to put a piece of meat in between those buns
Sunflowers aren’t red, violets aren’t either
I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer
Are you a gun
Cause I wanna put you in my mouth
Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.
He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.
And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.
If I were your gardener...
I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together
If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree
I’d put my nuts in you
I'm not an o**... donor
But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.
puts Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Are you a Minecraft smoker??
Cuz I wanna put my raw meat in you
Hey baby are you code? Because I wanna put my 1 in your 0
Girl, I've got a tip for you.
Or if you'll like, I could put the whole thing in
Are you a microwave
Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes
Girl are you aftershave? Because I'd shave just to put you on my face
Most people call me Collgate
Because I put the white in your smile.
If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.
I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Stand next to the person and say:
If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)
Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether
Let’s build a house, and put our beds together
Uyo are ucte
Oops , my bad habit again to always put "u" first
You're not Brendon Urie but you can put my heart beating faster faster...
Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?
puts Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.
Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?
I'd sure like to put my lance through your A.T. Field.
Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.
Are you a Trickster? Cause I'd love to put my stake in you.
Ma’am, you’re under arrest.
Her: Why??
You: No reason, I just really want to put you in handcuffs.
Can I put my polar in your vortex?
Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
If I could rewrite the periodic table,
I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus
Then, you must be from Saturn because all I want is to put a ring on you
Hope you’re into the artistic type
Why?
Because I put the d in raw
If I could rearrange the Tribes... I'd put yours and mine next to each other.
Are you a ballet barre? Because I need to put my hands on you.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Puts phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Puts lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.