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Top 50 Puts Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Puts pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

    In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

  2. Are your thighs made out of rope?

    Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate

  3. Are you a Chinese factory?

    Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

  4. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

    Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  5. Damn girl, are you a blender?

    Because I want to put a baby in you.

  6. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

    Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

  7. I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

    ...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them

  8. Are you my dog

    Because I wanna put peanut butter on my cock and let you lick it off

  9. Do you like to Draw?

    Cause I’ll put the D in raw

  10. Whats your favorite flower?

    Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

Funny puts pickup lines

Are you a golf course?
Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole

If I could rearrange the alphabet

I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together

Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good

Sunflowers aren’t red, violets aren’t either

I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer

If I were your gardener...

I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree
I’d put my nuts in you

I'm not an organ donor

But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

Are you a microwave

Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

You're not Brendon Urie but you can put my heart beating faster faster...

Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?

You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.

Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?

I'd sure like to put my lance through your A.T. Field.

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.

Are you a Trickster? Cause I'd love to put my stake in you.

Can I put my polar in your vortex?

Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.

If I could rewrite the periodic table,

I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

Hope you’re into the artistic type

Why?

Because I put the d in raw