The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Puts Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Puts pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Puts conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

    In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

  2. Are your thighs made out of rope?

    Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate

  3. Are you a Chinese factory?

    Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

  4. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

    Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  5. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

    Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

  6. I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

    ...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them

  7. Do you like to Draw?

    Cause I’ll put the D in raw

  8. Are you a car on a hot summer day?

    Because I want to put a baby in you

  9. You should call me toothpaste

    The way I’m gonna put some white in your smile

  10. If I could rearrange the alphabet

    I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together


Working puts pickup lines

Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.
Made this one myself, hope it is good

Are you a garbage can? Cause id like to take you out some time....

Then after I put my load in you it’s back down to the streets you go.

Hey girl are you a car?

Because I wanna put my bags in your trunk.

Most people call me Collgate

Because 9 out 10 dentists recommended putting me in your mouth.

Sunflowers aren’t red, violets aren’t either

I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer

Are you a gun
Cause I wanna put you in my mouth

Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.


And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.

If I were your gardener...

I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

I’d put my nuts in you

Are you an Oxymeter

Coz I wanna put my finger in you

I'm not an organ donor

But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

Are you a Minecraft smoker??

Cuz I wanna put my raw meat in you

Girl, I've got a tip for you.

Or if you'll like, I could put the whole thing in

Are you a microwave

Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

Girl are you aftershave? Because I'd shave just to put you on my face

Most people call me Collgate

Because I put the white in your smile.

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Stand next to the person and say:

If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)

Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

Uyo are ucte

Oops , my bad habit again to always put "u" first

You're not Brendon Urie but you can put my heart beating faster faster...

Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?

You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.