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150 Puts Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 150 puts pick up lines for her and flirty puts rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about puts that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with puts rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny puts pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty puts joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Puts Rizz

A good Puts pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

    In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

  2. Are your thighs made out of rope?

    Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate

  3. Are you a Chinese factory?

    Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

  4. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

    Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  5. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

    Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

  6. I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

    ...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them

Short and cute puts pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about puts are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you like to Draw?

Cause I’ll put the D in raw

Are you a car on a hot summer day?

Because I want to put a baby in you

You should call me toothpaste

The way I’m gonna put some white in your smile

If I could rearrange the alphabet

I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together

Are you a garbage can? Cause id like to take you out some time....

Then after I put my load in you it’s back down to the streets you go.

Hey girl are you a car?
Because I wanna put my bags in your trunk.

Most people call me Collgate

Because 9 out 10 dentists recommended putting me in your mouth.

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Are you a piece of bread?

Cause I like to put a piece of meat in between those buns

Sunflowers aren’t red, violets aren’t either

I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer

Are you a gun
Cause I wanna put you in my mouth

Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.


And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.

If I were your gardener...

I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together


If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

I’d put my nuts in you

I'm not an o**... donor

But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

Funny puts Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Puts conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Are you a Minecraft smoker??

Cuz I wanna put my raw meat in you

Hey baby are you code? Because I wanna put my 1 in your 0

Girl, I've got a tip for you.

Or if you'll like, I could put the whole thing in

Are you a microwave

Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

Girl are you aftershave? Because I'd shave just to put you on my face

Most people call me Collgate

Because I put the white in your smile.

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Stand next to the person and say:

If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)

Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together


Uyo are ucte

Oops , my bad habit again to always put "u" first

You're not Brendon Urie but you can put my heart beating faster faster...

Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?

Clever puts Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Puts hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.

Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?

I'd sure like to put my lance through your A.T. Field.

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.

Ma’am, you’re under arrest.
Her: Why??
You: No reason, I just really want to put you in handcuffs.

Are you a Trickster? Cause I'd love to put my stake in you.

Can I put my polar in your vortex?

Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.


You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

If I could rewrite the periodic table,

I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

Smooth puts Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Puts pickup lines make her give you her number.

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus

Then, you must be from Saturn because all I want is to put a ring on you

Hope you’re into the artistic type

Why?

Because I put the d in raw

If I could rearrange the Tribes... I'd put yours and mine next to each other.

Are you a ballet barre? Because I need to put my hands on you.

If I could rearrange the cemetery, I'd put boo and I together.

Put the cat down and pick up your sword!

Hello I'm also gonna make you have sleepless nights an put you under my spell

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

Are you a storage chest?

cuz i wanna put my junk in your trunk.


I wanna put it in your blow hole.

You can put your hands at my heart's center.

Hey, do you have a favorite flower? I was just curious which ones I should put on the casket when I m**... that p**...

Flirty puts Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Puts pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I wanna put your pork on my fork.

Hey, girl, you look like a king cake. Let me put a baby in you.

Let's put a rock on your finger.

I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

I´ve got something that´ll put hairs on your chest.

Girl, you're so hot President Obama just put a 30% cap on your emissions.

Are you an enzyme

Are you an enzyme cuz I wanna put my substrate in your active site

heh biology pickup line

Are you the barrel of a gun? Because I want to put you in my mouth.

If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.


I want to put a resolution on you.

How many rules did God have to break...

To put an angel like you here on earth?

The uprising in my pants it shouldnt be a struggle putting the matter forward.

Cringe puts Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

A spell isn't the only thing i wanna put on you.

Are you an IKEA bookshelf?

Because I want to put you up against the wall, and then later when I have more money leave you out on the curb

Peeta, put your loaf in my oven!

Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u.

Hey listen, I'm sorry but can you put your pronouns on your bio? I'm scared if I accidentally call you mine

Too bad my pronoun is yours

"Call me toothpaste"
Girl-"Why?"

Cuz I am really good at putting white on your smile

Hey pumpkin sweetheart – I bet I can put a smile on your face.

Heyyy, I've got a tip for you,

And if you like it, I can put the whole thing in.

Gurlllll, I wanna put my Barbarian King in your Clan Castle.

Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

Put your hands on me jack.

Excuse me, are you February 29th?

Cause I’d put you on 4 and leap you!

I'll put the special in your sauce.

Have you got a little Trill in you? 'Cause I'd love to put a worm in your belly.

Let me put a toy in your happy meal.

Hey girl, do you know the difference between you and my refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it

Hey girl do you like to draw?

Because I put the “D” in RAW

Let my Teemo put mushrooms in your jungle.

Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

If you are going to be on my head all day

At least put some clothes on

Your mouth seems like an orphanage. Can I put my kids in?

Damn girl are you an air fryer? Bc you’re hot asf and I wanna put my meat inside of you.

I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

No, I won’t put on the suit. But I’ll take it off just for you.

I might sue Spotify
Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already.

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me a chance and I’ll put a baby in you

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

If I could rearrange the dictionary I'd put you next to "wow"

Hey girl, do you like to draw?

Cause I know how to put the D in raw.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I'd put E and U together.

You put me in an altered state of consciousness.

Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

Because your snack is here.

I'd like to put my odds, in your favor.

I wanna put it in your mouth.

Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

Can I put my gun in your holster?

It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world. Is your dad an astronaut? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I have a PHD

*A "Pretty Huge Desire" to put a smile on your beautiful face.*

I hope you're not a vegetarian...

Because I would love to put some meat in you!

I just wanna eat you all up, then put a bit of you in the fridge then eat you all over again when you're cold.

So when are you gunna let me put my Barack in your Obama?

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

I'd put you in my guard any day.

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

Hey can i put my nuts or your rack?

Time to put the turkey in.

Underneath this Navratri moonlight's glow, your beauty puts the stars to a shameful low.

You've put a hold...on my heart.

Do you wanna play lion tamer? It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

Would you like me to help you put on your sticker?

If I could rearrange the periodic table of elements

I would put U and I together

Are you a hot toaster, cause I wanna put my glizzy in your hole

If you have tulips and i have tulips,

Want to put them together and make a Kiss?

Ps: you need actual tulip flowers for this.

Are you a trickster? Because I would love to put my stake in you.

Give me an hour, and I can put a hundred swords at your command.

Are you a mask?

Cause the goverment tells me I should put you on my face everyday

Hey girl are your legs asterisks because I want to put my action between them.

I’m currently filling a complaint on TripAdvisor because they haven’t put you down as the best place to eat out (your location)

I know your name isn't Zelda, but I'll put my master sword in your temple of time.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and ”I” together!

Hey girl, I know you’re pregnant but when you drop that one off, I’d LOVE to put another one in you!

Roses are red, violets are blue

Can I put my pee-pee in your poo-poo?

Hey girl, are you a cigarette?

Because you’re smoking hot and I wanna put your butt in my mouth.

Can I put my cross in your box?

Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.

Are you a bowling ball

Because i want to put my fingers in you

Boy, wanna find out if you're the Kwisatz Haderach?

Then you gotta put your hand in this box.

[nsfw] are you a gun?

Coz i wanna put you in my mouth and make you blow

Hey girl, are you a burger?

Because I wanna put my meat in your buns

I'll put my river on your wood.

Hey girl, are you a gun?

Cause i really want to put you in my mouth.

Let's play a game

Let's play a game called lion tamer, you get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth

I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket sweetheart.

Can I put my green arrow in your quiver?

Are you a penny

Because most people don't care about you but I'd pick you up and put you in my basement with the others

Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Puts love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Puts openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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